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Enchantress: I turn you into a hideous Beast. What are the names of your servants?
The Prince: Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts -
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I BURST OUT FUCKING LAUGHING OMG
Steve and Eddie are the couple at the bar who hopeful singles approach on the off chance theyāre looking for a third
Someone tries to flirt by touching Steveās arm and Eddie starts growling
Breakfast at the Munsons š„
A continuation of this post I made
I imagine Steve genuinely doesnāt think about Eddie, like at all. Besides the occasional āwhat is he yelling about in that tableā or ā Munson actually showed up to classā or once in sophomore year he thinks āhow much does Munson charge for an ounce of weed? Would he take a $50 for an ounceā which causes Eddie to wait around all day at the picnic table wishing for some shmuck to offer $50 for just an ounce, but no one shows up (Steve had to go pick up Dustin after school and didnāt want him to find weed the weed when he inevitably starts going through Steveās car)
The lack of soulmate thoughts really irks Eddie, because he knows his soulmate is in Hawkins, but he never thinks about Eddie, like at all??? Positively or negatively?? Eddie jumps on more tables, he blares loud music from his van, he is in a band, he is the drug dealer for all the teens in Hawkins and all his soulmate thinks is āwhy the fuck did Munson double park his van, Iām going to be late looking for a parking spot nowā it absolutely drives him crazy.
He eventually figures out his soulmate must be a jock of some kind because one day he hears āwhat is Munson doing under the bleachers?ā when some sports team is let out of playing with balls practice. He is briefly heartbroken his soulmate isnāt a nerd like him, but then spends the night thinking about how a certain fluffy haired jock could play with his balls anytime.
Steve isnāt not thinking about Eddie on purpose, but they just donāt run in the same circles, so he doesnāt really think about him too much, just in a genuine, āI donāt know them, donāt interact with them, so I donāt really think about themā sort of way. Especially after befriending the kids, Steveās focus goes to keeping them safe and being a babysitter instead of finding his soulmate.
Steveās experience with his soulmates thoughts is completely different. Starting in middle school he heard his soulmate think he was cute which he thought was nice. As he got older his soulmate would still think he was cute, but also handsome or pretty which, he doesnāt know any girls who call their boyfriends pretty but ya know, he can roll with that. He thinks he will have to roll with a lot of stuff, since hai soulmate seems to into aā¦a lot of interesting things, to say the least. Steve has dated a lot of girls but none of them seemed to want to rub their face in his chest hair like his soulmate did, who also wonder is Steve was that hairy everywhere which- he was but he didnāt think a girl would want to know about that.
He would be in the middle of a basket ball game and he hit with a 15 minute monologue about how wonderful his ass looked in āthise little green shirts that ride up his ass in the best wayā and how his soulmate āwanted to be those shortsā causing Steve to miss three different shots. Also with all this wildly kinky stuff and even general sex things Steve has never heard of or thought about he figures he should become more knowledgeable to better be prepared for his soulmate.
One day when Steve is cleaning up a drink he spilled in the cafeteria and heard āgod Harrington looks good on his knees, bet he would look even better with my cock in his mouthā figures chances are his soulmate isnāt a girl at all.
With not much else to loose and a new door opened up to him, Steve starts spending time thinking equally horny thinvs about different guys he sees in class, just to see if they will react to what he is thinking. This is how he figures out Eddie is his soulmate.
Steve notices eddies table is getting a little rowdy, as is always does before Eddie gets up on someoneās table and he rants about jocks and preppy girls while stepping on peopleās lunches, Steve thinks āwhat if comes over here, spits in my stretched out hole, and fucks me right next to Heathers Halloways tuna sandwichā
Eddie, whose soulmate didnāt even think about Eddie that one time his car got spray painted a fit was all the school talked about for a week, was NOT expecting that at 12:30 on a Tuesday and promptly trips on a chair and slams face first into the lunch table, breaking his nose.
Eddies friends rush him to the nurse and Steve is torn between this being a sign Eddie is soulmate or Eddie just clumsy, Steve has seen him walk into a door twice, so he donāt 100% sure. Steve decided to test this anytime he has a clear viewpoint of Eddie and starts thinking the most horny, kinky things possibly about Eddie to see if Eddie reacts proves he is Steveās soulmate (also revenge because Steve had to go through years of Eddie horny pondering interrupting Steve during important tasks games or tests so Steve figures he should pay that forward during eddies dungeons and dorks games)
so you deadass donāt feel me thinking bout you
Stranger Things (2016 - ) I 4.07
AU where Steve hears that his girlfriend is cheating on him with the town freak but never suspects itās with his good friend Jonathan.
So now, Eddie had a sad jock at his door threatening to beat him up but like, through tears. A lot of tears. Heās crying pretty hard and itās getting really awkward.
don't leave this in the tags op
buck spilling eddie's business
Ryan Guzman as Eddie DĆaz 9-1-1, S08E10 - Voices
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iāll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iāll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheās back lmao must reblog. Iām sorry guys
Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes
Iām not superstitious⦠but my life is going good right now I canāt mess this up
Respect to Madame Zeroni. My dear followers, donāt be anxious, she is fair and will not hold you to bargains not made. Scroll freely, I just reblog out of respect.
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he was so funny for this