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twitter - @cathloveslou i’m much more active there and such

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me pulling up on tumblr after being gone because i’m sucked into twitter

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

“I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me.” Bella Swan & Edward Cullen in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 (2011) dir. Bill Condon

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with these new twilight books SM wants to make she gonna make a fucking stew. add a little rotisserie cullen and you gonna make the twilight fandom cry when they get home and smell what storm she brewing

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it really warms my heart when people follow me, not because i want attention it’s just the fact that you see the shit i post and go, mmh i want to see more, like hello? are you ok? need therapy?

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currently reflecting on this fucking gem i found on twitter :P

[emmettsleftnut]

I can just imagine Bella waking up during the night with some sort of vampire question, driving over to the Cullens place and walking into the door before yelling “Hey! Does a persons blood type make them taste different?!” She hears Jasper yell “Yeah” from the lounge and immediately says “Aight sick thanks” and drives back home to Charlie’s before going back to sleep, this happens often

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twilight au: where resume was left alone till she uh idk.. SHE WAS OLD ENOUGH TO MAKE A FUCKING DECISION ON HER OWN

like great one eddie and bella u fucking idiots

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when my friends say act normal when someone brings up anything to do with robert pattinson or twilight

[edwardmasenswan]

It takes a long time, and a lot of practice, but eventually Bella learns how to use her sheild to block out all the voices around Edward. She uses it mostly at home so their family can finally have private thoughts and Edward feels more normal. She can also tell when Edward is overwhelmed by the voices in public, and does it for him. At first she has to really concentrate on it so much so that Edward begs her not to strain herself because he’s used to it anyways. But as years stretch into decades it becomes second nature. She can pick and choose who to include and exclude (she only does this by his request), distance, have it so he can hear only her, etc. Edward cites it as further proof that they were made to be together, but Bella just does it because she knows how anxious Edward gets with all the voices in his head, and hates not being able to grant his family privacy from him, and does it as a little gift for him, since he gifted her with everything she ever wanted.

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i’m sobbing

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New Moon (2009) Bella running through Volterra Italy to save Edward

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nobody:

edward heaving up pizza in the forest behind his house

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the fact that the twilight writers were like “hey let’s take the best book and make it one of the worst movies in the series ❤️” like where is the bed scene, the alice kidnapping? the edward forcing bella to apply to every college in the damn world?

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ok this gif that’s the post wtf is this i’m in awe

[sunfortune]

i dont like love triangles not bc love triangles are inherently bad but bc im literally NEVER torn. im always like “i like this one” and thats That. its done. no more bullshit. but love triangles DEPEND on the bullshit of back and forth. so then whenever the writer is doing their tragic “maybe in another life” long winded emotional scene with the OTHER character im always just like…alright 

[princesseblade]

I’m so glad someone put this into words holy shit.

[renthebarbarian]

It’s never like “two really great people”, it’s always “one who’s pretty good and one who’s the absolute fucking worst” or “one who is clearly the third wheel cuck in this so called triangle”

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me all of new moon (2009) cause jacob is a piece of shit.. change my mind

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also how in the fuck does edward hum her lullaby? y’all have heard that shit too right? how does that motherfucker hum a sequence of notes? that’s all i’m asking

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new moon au where instead of asking jacob where charlie is like the dramatic fucking idiot that edward is, he asks where bella is.. you know the person he was fucking looking for?