IDK

it's your friendly-ish local c r y p t e d.

[copperbadge]

I just received an email from my building management company which opens

On Monday, from 1:30 PM to 1:37 PM, several residents have volunteered to host a brief tutorial in the laundry room for anyone interested in learning more about proper use of the equipment.

That is a leviathan passing beneath the ice of my peaceful fishing hut if ever I saw one.

The passive-aggressive nature of declaring it will take only seven minutes, but precisely seven minutes, for people to actually learn how to use the laundry room is amazing (I'm figuring five minutes to present and two minutes for questions).

The sad thing is, I've lived here long enough to know this informative presentation is absolutely necessary.

[paxamgays-deactivated20161003]

fun drinking game for the kids: listen to fall out boy. every time patrick sings ‘ohhhhh’ or ‘woah’ take a shot

[werewolfactivist]

you will die

[wandxrlusting]

believers never die

[cityelf]

i have made a terrible mistake

[spacekiddeb]

this post entirely is beautiful,

[itsapmseymour]

I might need a new liver

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[null-the-void-monarch-offical]

LEAVE ME FOKIN’ X-AXIS ALONE

[yourunusalartist]

"Cokes from"

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[willgrahamscock]

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

[willgrahamscock]

every time a post like this is made antis go straight to 'so you like jerking off to kids getting raped and animals being raped' like jesus christ. jesus christ what the hell are you talking about????? that was not even on my fucking radar it seems like a YOU problem

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

this is what tommy's particle that ive just discovered looks like. kind of. this is a theory. but anyway it just acts chaotically and the force of its wavelength may seem annoying at first s- *gets shot*

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

anyway this is my announcement to you all that ive sent tommyinnit an email asking his permission to name a proposed particle. the chances of tommyinnit being in physics textbooks in the future are no longer 0%.

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

am i not enough for u :(( how about it being used to predict the unpredictable finding similarities in its behavior and replicating the results enough times to predict events that have not happened yet and how to solve them. these are the sorts of things im trying to achieve by studying this, and its worked out pretty well so far since ive been able to predict what happens in episodes of euphoria. im annoying my roommates very bad. move this to a larger scale and you have the capability of making a quantum computer thats able to predict the future and see particles while also knowing their position in space time. im just spitballing here, its a work in progress. i dont share everything with yall.

[clowncrumbs]

Your mom suck me good and hard thru my jorts

[manlet-rights-activist-deactiva]

damn i cant argue with that one

[dsmp-heritage-posts]

Dream? SMP? heritage Post

[brostateexam]

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

How do you write healthy parent-child relationships?

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this might be more response than you want, but interesting (and kinda depressing when you think about it) fact: there’ve been a bunch of research studies where parents have been asked what they think makes a healthy parent-child relationship, and they tend to like…not answer the actual question because they think they’re being asked what good parenting is, which is not the same. so they talk about things like helping kids with homework and making sure they eat well. children, on the other hand, usually respond to the same question with stuff that’s literally just the definition of healthy relationships generally. affection, honesty, respect, spending time together, sharing interests. and the real kicker is, objectively, we know that’s the kind of stuff that actually has a much better impact not only on whether or not the relationship is strong and positive but also the kid’s overall happiness and psychological health.

so, if you want to write a character who’s really intent on being a Good Parent you’d have them putting massive effort into making their kid Grow Up Right, worrying about shit like if they have The Right Friends and they’re spending Enough Time Outside. but if you want to write a good relationship, just make parent and kid laugh together and respect boundaries and be emotionally supportive, like you would when writing a solid pair of friends or romantic couple.

[officialprydonchapter-deactivat]

No that was actually really helpful and I’m glad you took the time to give a serious response

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[gaytanic-panic]

[castrolle]

hello trans black people? Please keep existing ♡

[huariqueje]

Pool # 27 -  Ann Goldberg , 2016.

Canadian , b. 1970s

Oil on canvas , 30 x 48 in.

[scouts-cosplays]

OIL PAINTING.

[nonetoon]

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

[nonetoon]

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

[nonetoon]

I am making everyone remember normal goose

[nonetoon]

Well, I can not find the original separate post of this so I’m just going to tack these on here

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you @glitterdustcyclops !

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[knightwithahundredkings]

Went to an Oedipus Rex adaption today and my friends were debating whether the Oedipus/Jocasta age gap was problematic. Like guys…I think their relationship has bigger issues

[homeiswhere-thephobicis]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[canmom]

this is so funny. it even has a wikipedia page. who'd have thought that nearly 20 years on, project chanology and urbex/infiltration would combine as a speedrun meme?

anyway apropos of nothing, let me mention Deviant Ollam's many videos and hacker conference talks about penetration testing. a whole lot of physical security systems are completely trivial to bypass, though social engineering is harder when you're a group of bloc'd up kids trying to make a speedrun video