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Lacey, 24, she/they/it, real life crazy person

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the twin Imps of Sour Stomach and Headache

[wirelessmousegirl]

Wizard staff sized hitachi magic wand

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!

[masonworlds]

it might save ur life

[holespoles]

Karin Hosono. "rainbow" 2025.

「にじ」

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

just watched a terrible movie for about 6 minutes total of screentime of an actor i like

[sharkgirldick]

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Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

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Two Gulpin

[sharkgirldick]

Take a Gulpin. Now double it. That's the essence of Two Gulpin Tuesday.

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[doeberman-moveddd-deactivated20]

moment of silence for everyone who's just like their dad but a girl

[cephalalgia]

Got a bag of grapes that's not crunchy at all :( #suicidewatch

[hitokouji]

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[jojoslr]

Bro took hours just to reply 😭

[aropride]

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do my doctor and psychiatrist and therapist want to use an ai notetaker during our appointments. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a headache

daily

weekly

monthly

couple times a year

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

how often are you getting a tummy ache

daily

weekly

monthly

every couple months

yearly or less

Remaining time: 1 day 5 hours

[topgunvolleyballscene]

Ok so thanks for voting on this but i need you to reblog it too

[jmtorres]

folks i'm worried for us

[soup-mother]

Step back everyone. This post requires the delicate touch of an annoying gimmick blog