Jack Of All Crimes

They/them I have ‘Tism, ADHD, and anxiety, and I’m queer as all hell, and I like to talk about those things. Beyond that, I shuffle through special interests like a deck of cards and I like to think I’m funny. Sometimes, I even draw. That’s it.

[nytfythfhtyf]

hgtv show hosts: we made this dark disgusting house into a nice bright warm cozy masterpiece

the house:

[cybersexanalyst-deactivated2023]

needs a pop of color . . . I think some red accents would really give it that homey feel :)

[windewehn]

[unyieldingsilence]

‎ ‎

[madlori]

[aight-griffin]

Tadc ep9 is so fucking good you don't understandddd

[tigerboo25]

Wow, that was the most depressing and bittersweet thing, that was incredible. I won’t say anymore but damn what an ending. I’m wowed and my popcorn was salter than usual…

[iluvjesus666]

the last act... holy shit idk what to even say just.. holy fuck it was so good

[m4nsch]

happy pride! remember that being a transgender is everything but fiction. there are so many real historical figures from every century about whose transgenderism we aren't even aware of

on this picture i drew Alexandr Andreevich Alexandrov - cavalry officer of the russian imperial army that participated in napoleonic wars. people persistently keep on misgendering mispronounsing deadnaming and calling him a crossdresser although alexandrov clearly stated that he didn't want to be called by his deadname and being treated like anything but a man. that's an interesting historical figure and i wanted to draw attention to his person. i can't tell everything about him in only one post so i recomend you to read about alexandrov by yourself

also be proud of yourself and remember that you're valid! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[mochiiknight]

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

[lgbtqiatext]

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

And it’s still marked as mature wtf tumblr

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[death-420]

does anyone have that gif of a penis growth ad thats a guinea pig that stretches out rly long and a girl says “hot!” and the guinea pig spins around pls i need it

[raeuberkotzenrotz]

I gotchu

[death-420]

YES!!! YES!! YES!!!!!

[doomstar]

You literally cannot find this type of community interaction on twitter or instagram or any other app. Look at the support, the gratitude, the absolutely incomprehensible shared knowledge of this most cursed, most rare gif. 

Truly this is beauty.

[castielscaplan]

25.3K Prompts <3

Amnesia Prompts (132 Prompts)

Anger Prompts (786 Prompts)

Angst Prompts (351 Prompts)

Apocalyptic World/Horror Prompts (1831 Prompts)

Captivity/Imprisoned Prompts (272 Prompts)

Cheating/Infidelity Prompts (544 Prompts)

Death/Grief Prompts (673 Prompts)

Enemies to Lover Prompts (2088 Prompts)

Fantasy Prompts (2222 Prompts)

Fluff/Romance/Domestic Prompts (1400 Prompts)

Forbidden Love Prompts (280 Prompts)

Holiday/Seasonal Prompts (1637 Prompts)

Historical Prompts (1320 Prompts)

Hurt/Comfort Prompts (816 Prompts)

Injuries/Illness/Selfharm Prompts (430 Prompts)

Loneliness/Shame Prompts (568 Prompts)

Mafia/Gangster/Mobster Prompts (921 Prompts)

Misc Prompts (982 Prompts)

Occupations Prompts (1634 Prompts)

Pregnancy/Abortion/Miscarriage Prompts (72 Prompts)

Random Titles Prompts (3973 Prompts)

Sci - Fi Prompts (888 Prompts)

Soulmate Prompts (1083 Prompts)

Trauma/Abuse Prompts (421 prompts)

updated May 3 2026. I'm separating the dialogue prompts into their respective sections. Went through Anger & Angst Lists the last few days & separated them into smaller lists. Will be working on the horror/Apocalyptic list next!

PLEASE reblog if you use any of these/wanna share with your writer friends!!

No credit is necessary, just have fun!

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[chanceofwhat]

Oh gosh, Babble… if you say so….

Aka: Tomodachi dump

The fictional lads:

The less fictional lads (Drew Gooden, Kurtis Conner, and Danny Gonzalez, who does not like his cool shades)

Specifically drawfee:

And the chaos I’ve created:

In case you’re wondering: “it’s fire” “cubed ice” “bottle o’ ketchup” “nungies” “hot cat” “sprinkles” “fruity assortment” “bees bizza” “tallcake” “flask of liquid” “cpokie” “Bepis” “GLaDOS special” and “goop cake” are the non-labeled interesting ones.

[chanceofwhat]

Necessary additions for the Drawtectives enjoyers

York falling madly in love: a saga

And York being a simp

[chanceofwhat]

Oh gosh, Babble… if you say so….

Aka: Tomodachi dump

The fictional lads:

The less fictional lads (Drew Gooden, Kurtis Conner, and Danny Gonzalez, who does not like his cool shades)

Specifically drawfee:

And the chaos I’ve created:

In case you’re wondering: “it’s fire” “cubed ice” “bottle o’ ketchup” “nungies” “hot cat” “sprinkles” “fruity assortment” “bees bizza” “tallcake” “flask of liquid” “cpokie” “Bepis” “GLaDOS special” and “goop cake” are the non-labeled interesting ones.

[redstonedust]

never know what to do with myself when i finish watching a movie. i cant just go back to what i was doing before bro i just had my mind permanently altered by cinema. i should have movie aftercare i should be sitting with the directors having my needs tended to as i process what i just experienced.

[redstonedust]

forgotten middle child syndrome the number 68 stuck between her funny number siblings 67 and 69. is this anything.

[redstonedust]

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.