Well...shit.

25 / she/her / a mixture of shitposts, fandom things, and sincere posts with no boundary between / main blog / sorry I don't tag, it's unlikely to change, but I will tag triggers if asked

[prokopetz]

Your name is BABA YAGA. Your hobbies include NEEDLEPOINT, CANNIBALISM, and ANNOYING KOSCHEI THE DEATHLESS.

[mephistopheles]

"bottom" please consider 🫵 whether the word you are looking for is in fact "submissive" ! because if we decide that taking dick means your personality & character r inherently subservient 😃 we might as well just throw in the towel on the most basic premise of feminism & 🔫 kill ourselves 🎉

[cosmogyros]

[depsidase]

[oneiric-wanderlust]

Backrooms (2026) ● Directed by Kane Parsons

[yagodichjagodic]

I really miss ‘Channel Zero’ bro

[fascinationstreetmp3]

more women should submit to the madness and turn into giant screaming dog beasts

[televisionenjoyer]

"if tumblr dies you can find me on bluesky" "if tumblr dies you can find me on Instagram" if tumblr dies you cannot find me. It's over. I'm free.

[unsolids-your-snake]

My favorite thing about fanfic authors is they can identify any gap in a canon timeline where characters are offscreen and exploit the ever living fuck out of it

They see a time skip of any length and go

[icy-spicy]

[fanonical]

don't neglect your female blorbos. put HER in the torment nexus. give HER some old lady yuri. ship HER with everyone under the sun

[cruiserweight]

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL TRANSGENDERS

[kosmogrl]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[escuerzoresucitado]

[loserdogbro]

let's get zoomies with mama !!

[markovchaingang]

solar eclipse: the moon passes in front of the sun (exciting photo opportunity)

lunar eclipse: the sun passes in front of the moon (you fucked up big time)

geo eclipse: earth passes in front of the sun (that's called night-time, idiot)

[wordsofdiana]

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

[wordsofdiana]

Happy International Asexuality Day

[only-knives]

sleep disorders/conditions affecting sleep are no fucking joke man. they're more than just "takes an hour to fall asleep." like yeah that sucks but.

sleep issues can make people sleep all day and be awake all night no matter what they do. they can make people sleep for over half the day every day. they can make people stay up for over 24 hours frequently - and it just goes up from there. being up for days at a time just unable to sleep.

they can make people have a completely unpredictable sleep schedule too. not everyone is capable of going to bed and waking up at generally the same time, or maintaining it.

all this could be more temporary, or it could just be indefinite. like. having to live your life not knowing if you will or will not be conscious at any given time. you can't plan for fucking anything. you can miss almost every plan or event or obligation.

and everyone just hates you for it pretty much, thinking you're irresponsible and lazy.

be nicer to people with sleep problems. they make you physically and mentally feel like shit. they're not a choice.

[sleepy-bebby]

If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

[bandydear]

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

[gallusrostromegalus]

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say