DrunkenMoon

The light of nonsense. Mavi's side blog (main: void-of-nonsense). Toast me like one of your french breads I say to my electric blanket.

[garaks-padded-cell]

Hi I'm new here. Who is una mccormack

The goat

[garaks-padded-cell]

[knivesandteeth]

[volatilevale]

how life feels when there's a sicko on the same disgusting freak wavelength as you

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Remaining time: 17041 days 16 hours

[brokenpostarchive]

Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[just-a-little-belle]

@millenniallust4death

[goblinparty]

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

[sasquapossum]

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[annabelle--cane]

tragedy protagonist categories:

yknow what yeah I think that's just about how anyone would react in this situation. fair enough.

alright this isn't how just Anyone would behave in this situation but I'm humble enough to admit that there have been times in my life when I was doing badly enough that I'd probably also fumble it like this

babygirl what the hell are you even doing

[annabelle--cane]

thank you hamlet prince of denmark for being the character ever for the 437th year in a row

[fucking-relax]

Subscriptions Reminder

whether to cancel, change, etc

this is your reminder

[andmaybegayer]

> Madison Square Garden

> Go there

> It's round

[sunset-moth]

[spelunking] sniff sniff... ACHOO! something in this Cave is triggering my Allegories...

[sukabu89]

[void-of-nonsense]

While ago I downloaded some fanfics to my phone and I lose my mind laughing every time I open my files and see these. The character limit cuts off the title in the perfect place.

[sharkgirldick]

Sluts

[perfect-puppy]

You call?

[sharkgirldick]

Kill.

[perfect-puppy]

As you wish

[thickness-protection-program]

Some of you have never had to wrap your headphones wires around your finger or in a funky position just to make them work again temporarily and it shows

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month!

Faust the Crow loves you even more than she did the last 2 years!

[visuallifes]

[ashleyrguillory]

Someone is singing some Life Day carols

[professionalchaoticdumbass]