Honestly I Can’t Believe That Name Was Open

Exactly what it says on the tin. Throwing whatever stupid things my characters would say onto a blog. Writing blog is @theauthorinblue

[nikoisme]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[linuswatchestv]

[beardedmrbean]

[hottdoggblogg]

[myinnerfilth]

one thing about me is I’m going to make weird noises about it

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[kisseism]

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

[sic-semper-hominibus]

i'm not the praying sort, but i'll probably always have a soft spot for the astronaut's prayer

[sic-semper-hominibus]

for those who aren't familiar with it, it's a possibly-spurious quote by alan shepard (and is thus sometimes referred to as the shepard's prayer) on the launchpad of Freedom 7, immediately before he became the first american in space. it goes like this:

"Dear Lord, please don't let me fuck up."

[hr-rep]

Ilya @ Shane

[threedollarsdotcom]

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

[loontattoo]

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

[ceruleanheaven]

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[cryptotheism]

Bugs bunny taught me that cross dressing is not only normal, but an effective way to evade ghouls.

[monelyslave-noscopekween600thou]

I’m at the doctor office and this baby keeps yelling “I want donow” (mcdonalds) and the big brother (I assume) said “all the mcdonalds burnt down, there’s no more mcdonalds”

[cloudabserk]

some of my favorite character traits:

excruciatingly lonely

socially abnormal

childish

cool & emo

fear motivated

avenging angel

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"