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[coolyo294]

tumblr staff rn

[coolyo294]

they fucked up the dashboard real good ]

[nukaposting]

you could run skyrim on nick valentine

[nukaposting]

institute origin story

[20th-centuryghost]

i am now obligated to add pics

[outofcontextdiscord]

[sp-ud]

the new snapshot (21w07a) changed how ores look.

im kinda glad they’re no longer the same thing recolored but like… damn… thats gonna take a bit to get used to.

[sp-ud]

for those of you wondering “why”, it seems like its might be so people with colorblindness can tell them apart better, because before they were just the same thing in different colors.

[cringey-queer]

[thecyndimistuff]

my English prof teaching abt cover letters today and me trying not to bring up the luke skywalker cover letter post:

[thecyndimistuff]

@serialreblogger​ here you go:

[lolotehe]

[pissvortex]

i think we should do the gamestop stocks meme that caused a $2 billion bailout more often. i think we should cause a stock market crash as a funny meme

[pissvortex]

does anybody want to trick some investing firms into buying tumblr stock

[toesucker]

$TMLR lets fucking go

[wumblr]

it's $TMBR actually. let's rally to $2!!!!

[carpetedkitch]

Like I know the reddit thing started similarly but this is a fools errand cuz absolutely nobody on this site would bother to buy stocks

[wumblr]

you sure??

[wispthicket]

THAT’S NOT TUMBLR. TUMBLR DOESN’T HAVE PUBLIC STOCK. IT’S A PRIVATELY OWNED COMPANY. YOU’RE INVESTING IN TIMBER PHARMACEUTICALS

[somegirls-blog]

The dumbasses of this site I swear.

[wolffwood]

Visit Original Link

[tikkety-tok]

My cats trying to fit into this shelf.

[biancaicaras]

Made me smile. Can you tell them I love them?

[vacuously-true]

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

[galois-groupie]

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

[vacuously-true]

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

[ghastmaskzombie]

does this look platonic to you?

[vacuously-true]

Nah, that shape fucks.

[theinfiknight]

Find me any other website with interactions like these

[anais-ninja-bitch]

sir

sir, you do not belong there

[cipheramnesia]

he has a permit, leave him alone

[anais-ninja-bitch]

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

[cipheramnesia]

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

[cipheramnesia]

This woman assured me I am authorized:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

[cipheramnesia]

that's what I thought ma'am but her lawyer assured me she was legitimate:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.

[cipheramnesia]

what reputation

[anais-ninja-bitch]

fair enough. as you were.

[i-have-no-life-charlie]

I just saw this post last night on YouTube, and holy shit am I honored to see this and participate in the reblog.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

wait, what??

[myfrogcroaked]

“Elizabeth Ann is the first cloned black-footed ferret and first-ever cloned U.S. endangered species. She was created from the frozen cells of “Willa,” a black-footed ferret that lived more than 30 years ago.“ 

So, why is this a big deal? Because, “All living black-footed ferrets are descended from 7 individuals, resulting in unique genetic challenges to recovering the species.” Willa died 30 yrs ago, but she wasn’t one of the 7. Her genome represents an important revival of genetic diversity.

Source: Revive & Restore

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sebastiancomic]

ouch

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[oockitty]

“TELL ME HOW THE GRASS TASTES, LITTLE MAN!”

[theinfiknight]

Living for the twelfth century rendition of the coffin dance at the end

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[curseworm]

ok but seriously why is “much older internet friend uses you as their personal suicide hotline” such a universal experience for kids on the internet. fyi for any kids/teens following me if an adult tries to make you be their therapist just flat out block them you dont have to explain yourself or try to reason with them and ur not responsible for their mental well-being. just block them

[curseworm]

you are all such fucking freaks i am literally an adult who experiences suicidal urges and being suicidal does not fucking entitle you to traumatize a child by making them responsible for your survival. i fucking KNOW you know better. call a suicide hotline, talk to a therapist, or talk to an ADULT FRIEND whos willing and able to support you! not a fucking CHILD

[astraldemise]

i swear to god you buy a pair of paw print socks ONCE and your recommended products become nothing but cat ears headbands and maid outfits forever

[astraldemise]

girl help

[megoosa]

assigned catboy at checkout