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i hate it when someone asks me what my favorite work of art is because i can't say "the one of the woman chilling on the rocks with a dragon lying in her lap and giving off powerful big dick energy" but how else am i supposed to describe it

valtsv

this is the definition of living deliciously

normal-horoscopes

This is Dragon Resting It's Head On The Lap of a Woman by Robert Leinweber

deadshrike-deactivated20210930

being queer and seeing historical queer love is like a punch to the gut in a good way every time

deadshrike-deactivated20210930

crying and sobbing crying and sobbing etc

redwing

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arctic-ham

honuofhawaii

Maybe it’s not Daddy issues, but you got some issues if you’ve willing put the mark of Cain on yourself!

feywildfox

What other people put on their body is generally no one else's business, and they do not have "issues" for doing something that has meaning to them. Don't reblig shit to sound condescending about people you don't know, regardless of what personal meaning that symbol has to you. Let people be people jesus christ

redwing

bundibird

What @redwing said

micro-usb-deactivated20230625

I’m obsessed with this video

juelzsantanabandana2

2020 is saved this the funniest shit I ever seen

yesterdaysprint

Judge magazine, 1921

princelapine-deactivated2025031

this has been a mood for nearly 100 years now

butchmachine

One more year before the 100year anniversary

kitkatsmol

it’s been 100 years now

yellovv

happy centennial anniversary to a meme about looking shitty in photos 🥳 🍾

nukachemistry

imagine going to college for four years and spending thousands of dollars in tuition to do surface level thematic analysis of a children's book series and then saying you pioneered a field of study

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

She got a degree in Cringe Theory

sapphia

not sure why you all feel the need to drag a literal nb trans person talking about dealing with their very personal feelings regarding jkr being a terf, or their 98 page thesis on religious community in Harry Potter that you presumably haven't read.

just fyi: academic discussion of literature does not become less valid because it's a children's fantasy book (narnia, the hobbit), because the author is shitty (lovecraft), or because you personally think it's cringe (fuck off)

carolxdanvers

Some of y'all don't actually care about the harm JKR has done, you're just happy you have a socially approved excuse to attack people. That becomes abundantly clear when the people you're shitting on are the ones affected by JKR's bigotry.

charismat1c-megafauna

Also this is literally just a tweet where they introduce what theyre going to talk about and their qualifications, not the actual content of their statement itself.

northstarfan

Not sure when the “cruelty was the point” crowd invaded fandom spaces en masse, but y’all can fuck right back off again.

baixueagain

Academic: I actually pioneered research into a major modern children’s fantasy classic that changed the genre as we know it and continues to heavily impact culture, so here are my thoughts on--

OP: Wow so cringe lmao

Anyway when I say tumblr is anti-intellectual this is the shit I’m talking about

guerrillatech

callmeirony

False i joined the military so i didn't end up with half a mil in medical debt like my parents

magicalsapphiccranberry

asterkid-deactivated20150106

tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

shesnake

literally WHY would elizabeth swann go back to living on shore as a fancy lady waiting for will to come home every ten years. why does disney expect me to believe that

shesnake

why would pirate king elizabeth swann, who was always more a pirate than will ever was, give up her crown like that

antimanifesto1973

fuck it

hellsite-yano

wyd after smoking this

hellsite-yano

snowberry-pie

hang on babe let me just transcribe my last terrified words into this journal so the next adventurer that enters this crypt will have some semblance of environmental storytelling

lloras

oysters-aint-for-me

i’m obsessed with this

and then, two months later....

🥺

newshour

What does it take to teach a bee to use tools? A little time, a good teacher and an enticing incentive. Read more here: http://to.pbs.org/2mpRUAz

Credit: O.J. Loukola et al., Science (2017)

paranoidgemsbok

@clockworkrobotic

robotlyra

“Friend? Friend push ball? I push ball. I do good.”

robotsandfrippary

Bees. Smart enough to push a ball, not smart enough to not be fooled by a stick masquerading as a bee.

madsciences

maybe they know and they’re just being polite

neil-gaiman

Other dimensional beings are undoubtedly amazed at what human beings will accept as human beings too. “But it’s just a stick with a person on it.”

msfcatlover

#excuse me neil but what the FUCK was that #thanks for that terrifying thought (nooby-banana)

supreme-leader-stoat

NEIL WHY. WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT.

neil-gaiman

This turns up on my dashboard. And I read it and am impressed that someone writes exactly the post that I’d write, without actually reading the name of the person who posted it.

And then I’m puzzled at all the Neil Why’s, and realise that this was me in the Wayback Long-ago.

At least I’m consistent.

And, I should point out, we are no closer to being able to spot the extra-dimensional stick “people” who move unobserved among us.

jenroses

jaesrri

bunjywunjy

Do you like poems?

yes! my favorites are The Tiger and the unnamed werewolf fridge poem

re-peysi

for context these are the poems

bunjywunjy

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

bunjywunjy

and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.