Chicken Incineration Society

Welcome to hell, roosters and hens alike. A bit about me: 20 he/they, loves bats, want to write an eldritch tome someday.

[chickenincinerationsociety]

Welcome to the Chicken incineration society.

Here at the CIS (Chicken Incineration Society), we make it our proud and holy mission to incinerate every one of those Gallic nightmare most commonly referred to as "Chickens" so we can prevent the Great Fowl One from consuming us all in a fiery wave of brutality.

If you have questions, fuck off. If you have comments, please do divulge them.

Update Oct 2025: The Great fowl one has won, all hope is lost, run for the hills those of you who still yet have hope.

[jay-rayart]

THIS IS IT! THE FINAL COUNTDOWN! 24 HOURS LEFT TO FLY to KICKSTARTER AND SHOW YOUR SUPPORT!

FLY : A Magical Black Boy Series - Pilot

A coming of age story about Black kids who finally have power to fight back against systems designed against them.

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[docd666]

Y'all know what to do Tumblr.

[ahumanbeena]

Did you know that after they switched to blind auditions, major symphony orchestras hired women between 30% to 55% more? Before bringing in “blind auditions” with a screen to conceal the the candidate, women in the top 5 major orchestras made up less than 5% of the musicians performing.

[shwetanarayan-deactivated202504]

so I believe it was actually more complicated than that, in interesting ways. Because at first, when they did blind auditions, they were STILL hiring more men.

…Then they put down a carpet, so that high heels didn’t clack on the floor,  and BOOM women were suddenly getting hired.

The testers didn’t even know that’s what they were picking up on, which just goes to show how tiny of a cue it takes for misogyny to kick in.

[isaacsapphire]

The case of blind auditions for orchestras and how it dramatically changed the gender makeup of orchestras is a very illuminating example of gender bias, and an interesting possible way of countering it.

[small-witch-big-hat]

You can be sexist without knowing it. You can be racist without knowing it. This is not a moral failing; it is a moral imperative to remember that you are fallible, and take steps to limit the damage your squishy ape brain’s foibles can cause.

[mindfulwrath]

The final chapter in Malcolm Gladwell’s Blink (2005) describes this in detail.

What you don’t usually hear about when discussing this blind audition process is that after the blind auditions were implemented, when women had gotten many positions in the orchestra, men no longer saw being a member as prestigious and the salaries for the entire orchestra dropped.

[cannibal-sarracenian]

"Alright, time to see what this animated poetry movie is like-

Oh jesus christ"

[cannibal-sarracenian]

To elaborate outside of initial tags:

So this is from 30,000 Miles From Chang’an, which is a 2 hours 47 minutes(!!?) long Chinese animated film that is basically an actually legitimate historical epic and historical biopic (think Gladiator & Amadeus) made into animation, and also passionate tribute to classical art and culture, similar to something like Miss Hokusai or Millennium Actress.

I heard it was decent before, but was not expecting it to be This Ambitious. The Criminally Underrated Champ of 2023 Animation

[chickenincinerationsociety]

Sister: “has thou done a dastardly trick upon me?”

Me: “A

.”

I am so sorry.

[satan-offical]

I'm so mad I think I'm going to help increase the trout population

[satan-offical]

Good job. It's at 10k. You happy now? Are you fucking happy?

[1kit]

No. at least 100k notes must be shown of your Trout Buggery

[satan-offical]

To be completely honest I don't believe you can get this to 100k notes

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Guys we have to get this to 100k, I believe in us

[satan-offical]

I DON'T BELIEVE IN US. DON'T LISTEN TO SEXY PEOPLE.

[biteygremlinanon]

So don't listen to you, got it

[satan-offical]

Aww 🤭

[biteygremlinanon]

Time to reblog this 200 times!! :D

[satan-offical]

NOOOOO

[thegreenaper]

[unyieldingsilence]

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[topherchris]

[orcboxer]

okay what's going on here

[cannibal-sarracenian]

"Alright, time to see what this animated poetry movie is like-

Oh jesus christ"

[cannibal-sarracenian]

To elaborate outside of initial tags:

So this is from 30,000 Miles From Chang’an, which is a 2 hours 47 minutes(!!?) long Chinese animated film that is basically an actually legitimate historical epic and historical biopic (think Gladiator & Amadeus) made into animation, and also passionate tribute to classical art and culture, similar to something like Miss Hokusai or Millennium Actress.

I heard it was decent before, but was not expecting it to be This Ambitious. The Criminally Underrated Champ of 2023 Animation

[edgebug]

happy 20 year anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes!

though every rat is special, it's a wonderful and unusual thing for their accomplishments to be remembered and cherished by so many people so many years later. we're all so fortunate to know about the rat who banged out the tunes!

thank you to all the people who sent me reference photos of their beloved rats for this piece!!! credits under the cut!

@joe-spookyy Ben and Socrates

@gooseontheinternet Chamomile and Beefy

@runawayy-rat Bartholomäus and Emo

@theunholystromboli Macrogryphosaurus, Xenoceratops, and Graciliraptor

@techlecticwtch Solas and Dorian

@merlyn-bane Roslyn and Rizzoli

@logictoinsanity Luna and Buttercup

@hagsthehag Orphie, Psyche, Calypso, Ariadne, and Eury

my sweet ladies Bonnie, Mira, An, and Tula

and of course, the irreplaceable

Neil,

who banged out the tunes

[hotvampireadjacent]

#SAVESCARLET FROM MEDICAL DEBT!!!

Posting this on behalf of my good friend Scarlet @lakemojave

Transfem in need of help paying to remove the largest thigh tumor you ever did see, will be out of work for several weeks to recover from the surgery, insurance won't cover all of it and expecting a hell of a lot bigger payments to come. Every little bit helps, pretty please share if you can't donate yourself! $0/3000 paypal.me/lakemojave

[lakemojave]

Thank you Mars ;; this is coming off of a huge and debilitating cancer scare so every bit of support will be really really touching <333

[what-even-is-thiss]

Obviously as a gay Lutheran I don’t agree with Mr. the pope on a lot of things but I think it’s wild when he’s like “be nice and don’t be fascist” and then conservative Catholics get mad at him. Like bro that’s your boss, basically your king, and he’s just telling you to be nice to people and don’t be a nazi. If thats offensive I think you might need to do some reflection.

[sassyphantomkoala]

Why do you as a Lutheran have disagreements with the pope?

[what-even-is-thiss]

*looks directly into the camera with the most tired expression you’ve ever seen*

[digitaldiscipline]

Maybe Lutherans should nail a whole list of things they disagree with the Pope on to a door.

There's probably, like, ninety of them.

[catboybiologist]

Dysphoria math time (that's probably bad for me)

My height very distinctly comes from one parent, so it's reasonable to compare my height to the country that side is from.

Average adult male height in that country is 71 inches. I used to be 74 inches tall, or 4.2% over the average.

Average adult female height in that country is 68.5 inches. After some HRT, I'm currently ~72.5 inches tall, or 5.1% taller than that average.

If I were a cis woman, but maintained the same % height difference that I had as a guy at 4.2%, I would be ~71.4 inches tall. So I'm only about an inch taller than the cis version of me.

This is probably an unhealthy coping mechanism, but I guess the healthy version of it would be "renormalize your idea of what your body is like to what makes sense for your background, as opposed to some picture perfect western european feminine standard". I'm even still white (and it's way worse for WoC obviously) and just that renormalization to what Slavic women look like has been so helpful.

[catboybiologist]

This was low-key inspired by seeing this:

And it's really funny how I've heard some variation of "until you told me, I couldn't actually tell if you were trans or just had eastern european heritage" like 4 times at this point LOL

[chickenincinerationsociety]

“Is she trans or European?

It’s hard to guarantee”

[skodasforge]

Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art, save me. Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art. Save me, Nick Robles horny Nightcrawler art.

[skodasforge]

Nick Robles’ horny Nightcrawler art…

[jinsai-ish]

He made him furry! Like visibly so. Most artists leave that part out completely.

[chickenincinerationsociety]

Oh wow wowie wow wow woowza wow

[mapsontheweb]

The black areas represent the remaining natural dark skies in the United States

[largedad]

[impossiblepackage]

I’ve been in the middle of the ocean at night and now live in texas and it is so hard to explain to people that no, they have not ever seen the night sky. It is so hard to explain to people that what they think is a proper night sky is fucking pathetic. A disgrace.

People talk about how you can’t see stars in the city and yeah, that’s true, but their concept of “seeing stars” is being able to make out orion’s belt.

So, so few people have see the sky in all its glory and it’s not sad. It’s a fucking crime. Seeing a perfectly dark night, no clouds, not a hint of light pollution? That’s a fucking religious experience.

The sky the vast vast majority of us grew up with is not the sky that inspired us to look up. It is not the sky that inspired constellations. You can’t even see most constellations.

Your ancestors looked at the night sky and said “surely, that is where the gods must live.” And you might be lucky if you can see hardly more than a handful of stars.

The sky is full, fucking FULL, of stars, and you’ve never seen them.

[bisquid]

I remember the first time I saw a properly dark sky and was like ‘oh that’s why it’s called the milky way’ and promptly started to cry

When we were on a field trip to the middle of the red sea, I remember us all crowding at the end of the boat that didn’t have lights and just lying on our backs and staring

When you see a properly dark starscape

You understand why people wrote poems and made up legends and built rockets and said heaven’s in the sky

The universe is infinite. So are the stars

[bisquid]

I’m trying to find a picture on google images to show you what I mean and I can’t find any

You think of the night sky like fairy lights on black velvet, but it’s not it’s not it’s like, like, dust in sunlight, like - I can’t find the words.

The stars are everywhere, like sugar, like glitter, like dust. You can’t find the constellations at first, not because you can’t recognise them, but because there’s so many stars you can’t pick out the familiar line of Orion’s belt. The North star has gone from bright familiarity to almost vanishing among a thousand, a hundred thousand, a million other lights. The milky way is a line of light arcing across the sky like a moon-trail on water only infinitely, infinitely bigger.

And for the first time in your life you’ll understand why people call it a dome, because it is, it’s three dimensional in exactly the way a city skyscape isn’t.

You’ll understand why Luthien Tinúviel danced under starlight, not moonlight, why people in a time before we knew the earth was round still looked up and wondered and built telescopes and dreamed about the stars.

The stars are endless and ancient and infinite and you will stand with your head craned back and your rucksack forgotten at your feet and you’ll feel like you’re falling upwards into that great bright sky like it’s calling you home and you’ll wonder how you ever thought the stars were beautiful before tonight when all you’d ever seen were the naked empty skyscapes of your home. And you’ll cry and you’ll spend the rest of your time there gazing up and wondering and imagining what it would be like to stand among those bright silver flecks

And then you’ll come home, and look up, and fall in a different kind of love with that handful of blazing stars to stubborn to be outdone by the whole of human invention, leading you home despite the light pollution and the clouds and the endless bustle of this shrinking planet.

[5c0l0p3ndr4]

this is not a shot from a space telescope overlayed behind a woods, or anything. that’s not the sky as kepler or hubble or james webb see it. that’s the sky from a dark sky park in michigan. that’s the view you are missing out on from right here on earth. that’s the view that has been stolen from you.

[mckitterick]

I fell in love with the sky as a child growing up in western Minnesota, miles from a small town, near a massive lake and just downhill from an 18-hole golf course - the pure darkness broken only by a single bright light I could escape by hauling my telescope up that hill or into a nearby field

I’d often set an alarm to wake me in the middle of the night, so it was as dark as possible and my eyes as dark-adapted as they coud get, and starlight alone was enough to guide me

that’s what’s been taken from us all

[cosmo-the-ethyrian]

OH OKAY so actually im fully ugly crying snotty-sobbing about this. what

[i-like-reblog-maps]

this post was inflicted upon me so now i’m inflicting it on all of you

(full map of ~75k is too much for me to load, but i got to 40k! very laggy, but worth it.)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

it's petty but whenever I'm feeling down I can remember that I'm not a nepo hire working at the imperialist terrorism factory defending it by pretending that the brown people killed by my company aren't real. all while maintaining the persona of an uwu pastel softboi.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

daily affirmations: I am not Ana Mardoll 🩷 🩵 ✨

[thatstormygeek]

Please tell me why the queer community insists on dragging this single disabled queer trans guy all over the internet. I really would like to know. I've seen callouts of him on three different social media platforms over the last year about a situation that happened on twitter around like 2020. The man was driven from social media at that time. As far as I know, he hasn't returned. But this keeps happening.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

well like I said in my replies, it was mostly the disgusting hypocrisy of espousing leftist rhetoric on twitter while working for a corporation that manufactures weapons of mass destruction for the united states. I think that's the part that really sticks in most people's craw.

[sanguinifex]

Weird how none of the cis abled people who work there got bullied off the internet, tho

Like, put your money where your mouth is! These people have the company name in their LinkedIns. Bet it’s real easy to find their Facebooks and Twitters and Substacks from that. So what are you waiting for? Or are you going to admit that you only condone cyberbullying when it happens to a trans person you don’t like?

[chickenincinerationsociety]

I mean, they did say the problem more so is the hypocrisy. Of course, that doesn’t discount the fact that there are people who use someone’s shittiness to really mock their queerness, but that doesn’t appear to be OP’s intention here.

[guiltfactory-moved]

miserable sex that's really upsetting and uncomfortable 🔥