SKREEEEEE

I am the night in the mid-day.

[chiropterror-blog]

... Wow I haven't logged into this account since December.

To anyone still following, sorry I vanished.

Long story short, I made a secondary blog to purge some silly fandom stuff from my system, and ended up way deeper than I ever thought I would go.

So this is no longer my main, for anyone who hadn't already noticed.

I won't be deleting this URL (because I'm selfish and this is still my main handle everywhere else), but I'll try to start checking back every once in a while again.

I don't plan on dropping the new(ish) URL here any time soon (for dumb reasons), but if for some reason you wanna reconnect, drop me a note and we'll figure something out?

[neon-genesis-evandoglion]

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

[katyscarlettisdead-deactivated2]

Oh my god those were the days. 

I used to own an electric blue pair of these babies. Super fucking comfortable. :P I used to stuff the pockets with mints.

[chiropterror-blog]

I remember those fucking blue nightmares.

So blue. So Tripp.

But yeah, omg, the days she worse those were pretty much always hilarious. But not in a laughing at Katy way, the actually awesome way.

[remyripplearchive]

i want to be scarier than the things that scare me

[zackisontumblr]

if you’re following me i’m just warning you that i don’t know where i’m going

[13lolcats]

[igniscantor]

WHEN PEOPLE LIKE MY OCS

[frankoceanfanclub]

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

[mangomartyr]

Before you start a project think to yourself “On a scale of Grim to Dracula, how much do I really want to do this?”

[the-jedi-council]

Are you telling me

that they canceled young justice

because more girls watched it than boys?

[bigolefangirl]

wait. WHAT?!?!

[tsurillek]

#SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME

here ya go

[fyeahsuperheroes]

OH MY GOD YOU’RE JOKING!

[dexbonus]

This breaks my heart

[answertolifeis42]

really? that’s dumb

I thought it was because they focused on shipping more than action and that turned people off

[chiropterror-blog]

I think it turned the boys they wanted to pander to off. I bet you anything that point right there is why it was more popular with girls than boys.

Sometimes I just don't understand exec's. Most of the time they just think with their wallets, which is what they think they're doing here, but I honestly have no idea how they think alienating half of the population is going to get them more money.

[magicalsenpai]

Visit Original Link

[tinyglitch-deactivated20160926]

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

Oh

My

God

[rabbitboy]

[risingtensions]

physical comedy

[seductivecronus]

I like how the fucker stands up all slow and epic like its gonna do some super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit then…

then this shit.

[moved-to-pyllymursu-deactivated]

"super fuggen awesome metal gear solid shit"

but isn’t that exactly like the shit going on in metal gear solid?

[yugoslavic]

[putagridonit]

It’s funny because Americans wont get it

[fabled-foreigntongues-deactivat]

this is killing me. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

[eloise-t-g]

i was tempted to write what it means, but then i thought

no, let them suffer

[oodmoodfood]

i’m suffering

[tingletanglebob-deactivated2017]

brilliant

[walkingsaladshooterfromheaven]

Okay, I’m going to take a gander at this.

(I have no idea why I was compelled to use that expression.)

Is “auto class” the same thing as driver’s education?

[gerrykeay]

Hmm. Is part of it a “the screen is fried” pun? 

[strangehorse]

oh my fucking god

this is adorable

[commanderfantasy-deactivated201]

THE AMMOUNT OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T GET THIS IS SURPRISING JUST THINK BRITISH TERMS.

[chiropterror-blog]

I didn't get it until I saw the first comment. But yeah, it's...

Now it's just kind of painful.

[answertolifeis42]

so the inevitable happened, Brian Griffin has returned from the dead

do not mourn for the people who overreacted at the news and did silly things

instead you should point and laugh. Begin now.

[chiropterror-blog]

I'm surprised people didn't expect it, really.

He's like a literal author-insert, not only do they not have the guts to kill him off for good, they can't handle the huge shift in focus it would cause.

Besides, how would they make "omg, look, Stewie is so gay" jokes without him?

[baronessbamf]

Plot twist: Liam Neeson is kidnapped and his daughter has to save him

[clevercrumbish]

[cum-fart-deactivated20130417]

[homierectus]

imagine walking down the street and having a leaf fall in you hair so you pick it off gently but it turns out to be this hellbound thing

[archangel-zadkiel]

how many bells is that worth even

[mountain-eli]

it looks like it shoudl be a fucking pokemon holy shit

[paatroklos]

Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.

[leupagus]

I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE

[timelordshavetwohearts-deactiva]

WAIT SO THAT’S NOT WHAT IT IS

[old-manrupee]

"QUICK THE COPS ARE COMING!" *everyone frantically tries to collapse their trestle tables*

[duhmayo]

What happens if you pour molten aluminum into an ant hill.