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@chokei
childhood was wanting to be the spy kids adulthood is wanting to be floop
what the fuck. gay little jacket and single glove
People are always talking about making John Green say “I love cocks” when it comes to having fun with tumblr’s ability to edit everyone’s posts but that one post where that person was saying fuckers and it got repeatedly edited to fudgers and meaners was 10000% funnier
This one?:
#none of this reaches the level of one time when staff made a post about a website update #and someone deleted the whole post and instead wrote #Were Deleting This Website Sayonara You Weeaboo Shits #i think about that literally every day its been ten years #every night i think to myself Sayonara you weeaboo shits (@cryptovocel)
here u go
choclay ornage is also pretty high up there
this is one of my favorites for sure
Back when this site truly was lawless.
ぴと💕 https://twitter.com/fooo_oka/status/1407319343625433098
just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset
doggo doodles
Bicon, Megan Fox geeking out over Jennifer's Body and its legacy.
Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.
The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.
Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791
God Bless Our Troops
They hot glued a spring to a clam and gave it full control over the water supply
No of course not, that would be ridiculous.
They hot glued springs to eight clams and gave them collective control over the water supply.
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LETTER CAME IN FROM THE COURTS TODAY!! I AM NOW LEGALLY MALE!! WE FINALLY DID IT, FELLAS
we’re celebrating now
HEY.
im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out
did you type in “wizard staff with orb” but the results were too feminine? or did you preemptively assume that the selection of wizard staffs with orbs would be so vast, you needed to narrow down the results to only the most manly?
no it autofilled to that and i thought it was so funny that i needed to know what would come up
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all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”
good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........
Panties hit the FLOOR
you know it sister
getting ready with the girrrlllss
part 1
figured out what all my posts were missing! it was the sun wearing shades in the top left corner