Myself

𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞𝕤 & 𝕊𝕙𝕚𝕡𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕝𝕚𝕗𝕖 :) •ℙ𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕕• 𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕤: 𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕕 𝕔𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝔼𝕕𝕘𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕒𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕒𝕝•𝔸𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕤-𝕪 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕠𝕟𝕖♡

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Aziraphale: I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms

Crowley,looking down and realizing he only has two arms: FOK

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What Your Favorite Doctor Who Ship Says About You

Transcription below the cut

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Finn: You know what, we're clever too Rey

Rey: Oh really what's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Poe: Don't fall for it Finn she's making up words

But the dark side is my fav so I couldn't resist

Phasma: You know what, we're clever too Hux

Hux: Oh really, then what's the difference between a gamete and a zygote?

Kylo: Don't fall for it Phasma he's making up words.

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Rory: Only geniuses cab say these words really quickly. Eye, Yam, Stew, Peed.

Amy: Oh come on, no one is falling for-

11th Doctor: IAMSTUPID :D

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Crowley: I failed my safety course today

Aziraphale: Why, What happened?

Crowley: Well one question was "In case of a fire what steps would you take?"

Aziraphale: ...And?

Crowley: Well apparently "FOKING LARGE ONES" isn't the right answer

[totallycorrectstarwarsquotes]

Kylo: Truth or dare?

Hux: Truth.

Kylo: How many hours have you slept this week?

Hux: Dare.

Kylo: Go to sleep.

Hux: I don’t like this game.

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I didn't know hux and I were the same person

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For the First Order

Fandom: Star Wars

Pairing: Reader x Armitage Hux

Warnings: This contains SPOILERS for TROS

A/N: a fix-it fic in it’s purest form because I HAD to. I WILL WRITE A PART TWo if you guys want some fluff and or smut to continue off of this just let me know :)))

Word Count: 3.7 k     Read Part Two

The First Order in many ways was just a reborn Empire, but it was also different and its difference was important.

It wasn’t supposed to have an Emperor, it was supposed to be a military, a force of control ruling over the galaxy, it wasn’t supposed to have a Supreme Leader like Kylo Ren.

To be fair it wasn’t supposed to have you either, the force was never planned to be a key element in the power of the First Order, but it was its demise.

You were found in the ranks by Snoke, “sensed” is probably a better word, he felt you in the force even though you tried to hide that part of yourself. You were a Major in the First Order who was trusted to oversee a battalion of 700 stormtroopers.

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Castiel: If it's a concussion you have to keep him awake, ask him questions

Sam: Dean what's seven times seven

Castiel: Stuff he knows

[hermywolf]

some of my favorite male characters

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Crowley: I see this cup as half full half empty

Aziraphale: But it's completely empty

Crowley: I see this cup as half full half empty

Aziraphale: It's also a bowl

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Sam: It's really dark here

Gabriel: Don't worry I got this

Gabriel: *stomps heelies*

Gabriel: *slips and falls*

Gabriel: Damn it. I thought I was wearing my light up Skechers

Sam: I'm glad it's dark

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Fandoms: a generalization

Supernatural: like 3 millimeters away from actual Satanism, having a GIF for everything is their only personality trait

Game of Thrones: will argue with everyone about who the best character is, hates season 8, thinks they’re edgy, wE’rE nOt LoTr it’s dArK fAnTaSy

Doctor Who: 70% just started watching from the tenth doctor, the crossover killed them, hates steven moffat

Sherlock: really gay, season 4 doesn’t exist, doesn’t know they’re not actually detectives, misspelling benedict cumberbatch’s name was cute in like 2014 but now it’s just old, hates steven moffat

Harry Potter: everyone was part of this Old Fandom™ at one point, there’s a Hogwarts AU for like every fandom out there. still really fucking loud, 2000s fanfic was the shit, pretty much laid the groundwork for fanfic sites in general

Percy Jackson: we get it you read it in middle school and now you think you have a diploma in Greek and Roman mythology, also can’t agree on what Percy’s Hogwarts house would be, generally just happy to be noticed

Merlin: the Hufflepuffs of fandoms, “he isn’t dead”, merthur is Very Gay

Marvel: in love with spidey and is now Very Concerned™, phase 3 killed them, they pray daily to their overlord kevin feige, nerds or normies there is no inbetween

DC: likes telling people they’re better than marvel, can finally brag about movies, pretty chill most of the time but just don’t mention marvel

Star Wars: can and will be angry at everything, talks about anything from the Expanded Universe, probably made/binged a 40-minute long video on TLJ at one point, is in a love/hate relationship with George Lucas

Lord of the Rings: yep, still around

Stranger Things: gets attached to the one (1) character who dies every season, in denial about hopper, in love with steve and dustin and joyce and eleven

The Umbrella Academy: where the fuck is season 2, nobody likes luther

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Good Omens: SPN on steroids, yeah it’s actual Satanism, biggest gay energy

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Crowley: I don't have the energy to do this

Aziraphale: Do what

Crowley: *gestures vaguely*

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Gonna start a post with blank memes. Please add any you have on hand and reblog to spread them.

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very good content

Here’s a few I’ve accumulated over the years

[fairyofsomething]

Ah, some gold!

[glixbitch]

Omfg, a goldmine

[chaoticgouda]

@estheticallypleased

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[faebeebaby-deactivated20200509]

[fairyblue-alchemist]

This is a blessing look at all of these templates

[nellytokouneli]

Oh god

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I just saved all of them

bruh I'm in love

Oh and I've got some blank

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Aziraphale: I relate to Belle because she loves to read books and loves people for their souls

Crowley: I relate to Tinkerbelle because she needs attention or she dies

[dumb-fucking-clown]

Reddie Fanfiction Suggestions for New Fans:

Notes: I’m sure if you’ve been in this fandom for a while you’ve probably read most, if not all of these, but if you’re like me and pretty new, then I highly suggest checking these out! They’re my faves so far.

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Beep-beep, Eddie Kaspbrak by Ragno

but you don’t even like me by abbeyway

Everywhere, All At Once by EvieSmallwood

Finish What You Started by BerityBaker

Head Over Heels by WaxAgent  (Part 1 of the Lovesong series)

hit me baby one more time by theappleppielifestyle

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Richie by mischiefmanager  (part 1 of The Greater Fool Series) 

mind at ease (how can i help?) by jayyxx

Never Been Kissed by brams_oreos

old college try by winterfire (fishtank)

relationship status: dumbass by theonlytraveler

say what you mean (out loud) by Redburn

the years go by like days by georgiestauffenberg

You’re So Patient (Sick of Waitin’) by inoubliable

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I need to read all of these like iMmeDiaTelY

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Crowley: So what do you wanna do today

Aziraphale: World domination

Crowley: That's a little ambitious don't you think

Aziraphale: You're my world, Crowley

Crowley: Aw, angel

Crowley:

Crowley: wait