not from stars

thom thirty he/him mothman's biggest mothfan

[alienfuckerdeluxe]

Aliens: Wow you guys sure are completely normal and not at all indescribably horny.

NASA *beating the alien fuckers with a broom*: Yep. Just a completely normal species. no inappropriate lusting for extraterrestrial booty here, no sir. 

I couldn’t let this be hidden in the replies

[eyesofthesunflower]

[ID: reply by lusciouslusus that reads,

“We zoom out slightly to reveal the aliens are ALSO beating their own alien-fuckers away with a space-broom.”

End ID]

[gaynaturalistghost]

As an asexual, I vibe with NASA on this one. It’s… a metaphor.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Source

[stagbeetleboy]

WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

[stagbeetleboy]

I am architecture

[shitty-ink]

Based on this shitpost by @personsonable

[powerfulkicks]

We need to start sexualizing mobility aids

[carfuckerlynch]

[sweatermuppet]

[Text ID: torrin a. greathouse

SICK4SICK

I think my lover's cane is sexy. The way they walk like a rainstorm stumbles slow across the landscape. How, with fingers laced together, our boots & canes click in time-unsteady rhythm of a metronome's limp wrist. All sway & swish, first person I ever saw walk with a lisp. Call this our love language of unspokens: We share so many symptoms, the first time we thought to hyphenate our names was, playfully, to christen ourselves a new disorder. We trade tips on medication, on how to weather what prescriptions make you sick to [maybe] make you well. We make toasts with acetaminophen bought in bulk. Kiss in the airport terminal through surgical masks. Rub the knots from each others' backs. We dangle FALL RISK bracelets from our walls & call it decoration. We visit another ER & call it a date. When we are sick, again, for months -with a common illness that will not leave-it is not the doctors who care for us. We make do ourselves. At night, long after the sky has darkened-in-something like a three-day-bruise, littered with satellites I keep mistaking for stars-our bodies are fever-sweat stitched. A chimera. Shadow-puppet of our lust. Bones bowed into a new beast [with two backs, six legs of metal & flesh & carbon fiber]. Beside my love, I find I can't remember any prayers so I whisper the names of our medications like the names of saints. Orange bottles scattered around the mattress like unlit candles in the dark. /End ID]

[inthelowlamplightiwasfree]

@weedplantar

[thecraftgremlin]

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

[thenighttrain]

it’s crazy how i don’t know what any of you do for school/uni/work? who are you guys outside of tumblr? what do you work as?? 

[utterly-in-like-deactivated2023]

I’m shook at prev tags ur a CHEF?!? Was NOT expecting that tbh-

[kryptonitejelly]

i was legit thinking about this today - what do you guys do (if you are comfortable sharing) - are you in school (if so, what are you studying) ? taking a break? figuring things out? working (if so, what?)

i genuinely want to know (it makes me feel like i know you all that much more)

[bgm05]

i like the implication that a bunch of teens have moved to a desert wasteland for, like, the clout

[sixthrock]

coachella

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[japhers]

Ophelia  |  Hyacinth  |  Morning Glory

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

i’m like absolutely gonna pass out because of this tiktok

[finalcross]

@roktronik @corporal-crazyone

[corporal-crazyone]

I can’t I’m crying

[midiport]

[bettedavisgf]

i think video games should be more abstract and depressing i think there should be a wuthering heights video game where you just wander through the moors until you give up and perish of consumption

[blackwoolncrown]

OP clearly doesn’t play enough indie games bc literally a third of them are abstract walks through someone’s depressing memories/dreams until someone dies

[zzoupz]

is this anything

[jtownraindancer]

it’s everything

[andhumanslovedstories]

Harry should be trans and he should have an accessory slot for different strap ons that he finds throughout the game, none of which are supposed to be strap ons

[tenorgender]

via @beemovieerotica

[1anonyymous1]

My problem is I never healed I just kept going

[assdevourer]

that post thats like "i hope christianity as a global power collapses" and there's just tons of hand-wringing "enjoy living in a lawless wasteland with no morals" comments like. congrats. you are a living illustration of the fucking point.

if your sense of morality is anchored to the bible and you think people would just start killing people etc without it, congrats, your worldview is fucked and you should do some introspection why.

[squeakitties]

[soranatus]

found this INCREDIBLY powerful pic of miss piggy from her 1983 calendar

[artfulfashion]

Liza Korol photographed for Saber Viver Magazine, November 2019, by Goncarlo Claro