Well well well

shitposts with no sexual stuff for memelords who are uncomfy with that for whatever reason Things like swearing or death jokes aren't avoided though

[delphinidin4]

[aromanticduck]

New alternative chess idea: one pawn of each colour is replaced with a grain of rice. The rice can't move, but every time you move a piece, the amount of rice doubles, adding time pressure as you race to finish the game before your pieces are consumed by the rice.

[goblinbugthing]

im only a man when im a grown ass man and im only a woman when god forbid women do anything

any time other than that? im a fucking Echidna

[goblinbugthing]

ENIGMA. FUCK

[clownkiss3r]

[necromancelena]

Die temu ad die

[necromancelena]

Hmm. Accidentally looks like latin.

[chef-boy-ar-girl]

It accidentally is latin

[rnismatch]

fuck this stupid shit

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[wolfwarrior142]

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

[somecunttookmyurl]

[eremitical]

i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun

[eremitical]

i meant completely smooth but flat it actuwlly funnier

[tonysaintborgi]

new flat earth thearoy: we could do it

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Hi! This is a rickroll. Please visit youtube dot com, type "never gonna give you up" in the search bar, then click on the first video that comes up. Thank you for your consideration.

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

[sketchdeath]

literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce

[dethronedking]

[peach-pot]

trans guy who doesn’t realize he’s turning into a werewolf because he assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting testosterone

[peach-pot]

trans girl who doesn’t realize she’s turning into a vampire because she assumes it’s all just normal side effects of starting estrogen

[peach-pot]

post paused, let’s talk about this now

[jesterbots]

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[hammercarexplosion]

I know what you're saying, but I think you have to give some people credit. There's plenty of people outside the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension website that enjoy things like delayed gratification and elaborate gags. When I was a kid, I loved watching the Muppet Movie because so many gags lasted all the way through. There were some obvious and hilarious visual gags, but my favorite was we've known each other for so long. Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it. Inside, we both know what's been going on. We know the game and we're gonna play it. I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry. Never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[adoxographist]

I think this is interesting that this sort of phenomenon is being described as being a Rick Roll, when I think the element of sound and video are actually essential to the experience. So in reality this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute. Just sit right there. I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In West Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out, maxin, ' relaxin' all cool. And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

[fruitgushers]

a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

[pallidprincess]

guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

[shirtsthatgohard]

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

new favourite hobby, stitching dumb shit onto pretty fabric

[lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks]

when the fuck did this get 30,000 notes

[calware]

sure what's the worst that could happen

[sasukemexicano]

@uranium

[uranium]