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Something about Ilya still managing to be insecure about their relationship while Shane is locked on like a rabid dog, like 5000 PSI bite strength around that Russian boy. Shane is over here calmly rationalizing "This is not only the only person I've ever loved he's also the only person I can even fathom loving. If he dies I die because life will no longer be worth living. Obviously" and Ilya's like "what if he leaves me for this random Ottawan journalist"
the thing about heated rivalry and hollanov that i see people getting wrong constantly is that there’s no “side” to be on. it’s not team shane vs team ilya. no one is winning those conversations. the whole point is they’re both losing. you can’t really be mad at shane for saying things like “must be nice” on the vegas rooftop because what does he know about ilya’s family dynamics at that point that would elicit a different response? just like you can’t be mad at ilya for how the tuna melt scene goes down. ilya is trying to open a dialogue and shane can’t undo all his compartmentalizing in that moment so ilya understandably responds in kind. you’re asking two athletes with two very different but equally crushing closets to intuit things they don’t even understand about each other. ilya’s monster under the bed is the shape of russia and shane’s is the shape of himself and they’re both valid for being terrified! it’s miscommunication trope all the way down. it’s them vs the ordeal of being known. we don’t have to be mad at anyone!!!
david hollander is the true winner of the idgaf war. he doesn’t know what youtube is. he doesn’t care about shane’s sponsorships. he understands why shane doesn’t wanna go to wimbledon and is just happy to go with his wife. he sees his son making out with his supposed arch enemy and turns 180 degrees, gets in his car, and doesn’t tell a soul. he pulls out the vodka when his newly out gay son is having a freak out at the dinner table. if shane had even 1% of his idgaf powers he would be unstoppable. unfortunately that boy inherited his mom’s gaf-ability, which is constantly set to 150%.
the gay on gay violence was so insane im still not over it. shane shit talked scott’s game and scott said what if i kill you. what if you die right now. “you’re even starting to sound like him”?? that’s on a different playing field than just being homophobic that is psychological warfare. he said i’m in your walls motherfucker
who gives a shit if the heated rivalry actors are queer or not. if they're queer then good for them for getting to play queer roles and if they're straight but this cheerfully willing to have hot sweaty gay sex with other men on television for our entertainment then more power to them too. other straight men should take notes. whats the issue here again
shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?
also shane at 4am in the morning:
I understand that people have issues with ep 3, but I’m grateful for it bc it gave us the Scott/Shane fight and therefore all of these great posts on Tumblr.com
Thank you Michael Hobbes for convincing me to watch the show, this is the most correct opinion I have ever seen
the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert
Oh hey, do you know what time it is? It is highly specific resource time!
Today we have the Royal School of Needlework Stitch Bank! There are HUNDREDS of stitch types in the RSN Stitch Bank.
And more added regularly, let’s look at a recent addition
I picked the first one in the 25 recently added Elizabethan stitches, the Elizabethan French Stitch
The stitch bank provides written and photo tutorials as well as a video option to learn to do it yourself. There are examples of the stitch in use, resources, references, everything but a needle and thread!
RSN Stitchbank
rsnstitchbank.org
I looked at some of the tutorials last night and holy shit I'm so impressed! They're SO thorough! Not only do they have written and video instructions, but there are photo and illustration options for each image AND a "flip view" button so that left handed people can see all the images in reverse!
I am going to jump in and add, as you said they are very detailed in their directions, something that takes a lot of time and money.
If anyone who has enjoyed this resource has the means, I encourage you to adopt or sponsor a stitch to help keep this free to access. I know not everyone has the means to (fair, been there) but if you can, check out their sponsor options
RSN Stitch Bank Progress
And one other resource I have shared before, The Lady's Magazine. Embroidery patterns from 1770-1819. In case anyone wants some historic ideas for using all these new embroidery stitches
The Lady's Magazine: Patterns of Perfection
one thing i am quite grateful to Brian David Gilbert for is the phrase "If you needed ME to tell you that... I'm glad I told you that."
it has been etched into my brain for the past six years, fundamentally altering how i consider knowledge gaps held by others, as well as myself. people usually need to be told stuff before they can know it! that's how knowing stuff works! this is an extreme example played for laughs but it's a legitimately helpful philosophy!!
I am shocked at how many people don't have an actively hostile relationship with advertising
I am skipping your ads as fast as I can. I'm skipping past your sponsor read. I'm muting the tv. I'm muting the tab. If they get too annoying I will simply stop trying to watch.
If advertisers can use every manipulative trick in the book to get me to buy their product, I am fully within my rights to do everything I can on my end to make their job impossible
Look, we all agree that Aragorn is hot.
Viggo Mortensen is absolutely a handsome man, but his character in Eastern Promises doesn't have most of the global population ripping their hair out foaming at the mouth screaming crying throwing up horny.
It's something about the combination of long hair, stubble, a mysterious past, quiet confidence, and looking like you've just been riding a horse for 2 weeks, that drives people crazy.
We will call this phenomenon The Aragorn Effect. My theory is that if all those same elements are combined with the correct proportions, any actor may be able to experience The Aragon Effect.
In 1989 movie Roadhouse Sam Elliot plays a veteran bouncer who is asked by Patrick Swayze to assist in a particularly difficult bar. He 1. Has Long hair 2. Has Stubble 3. Looks like he eats cigarettes. In this essay
For reference, this is Sam Elliott in every other role he's been in:
And THIS is Sam Elliott in road house, for literally no reason at all:
Hey what
A Morrowind mod replaces cliff racers with Thomas the Tank Engine as creator Trainwiz jokingly mocks Mattel’s past crackdown attempts.
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This going viral has been an eye opener as to which online communities are just THAT stupid, because I've had to clarify that, no, there's not actually a fucking armored hot pink Mattel murder van outside of my house, no they did not send a small army of robotic barbies to do battle with my wife's equestria girl doll collection, and yes I am including health insurance CEOs in that main statement.
I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.
“what are you, four different dogs” is literally the greatest most potent most cutting insult anyone has ever volleyed. followed so shortly by “a white family’s fleet of dogs” my god. you simply got her, beardsley. you got her
are you lost little boy
This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit
