𝓐𝓿𝓪 𝓦𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽

𝔸 𝕤𝕝𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕕𝕖𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕕, 𝕗𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕠𝕞 𝕠𝕓𝕤𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕨𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕚𝕘𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕦𝕥 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕠𝕚𝕟𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕚𝕥 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕚𝕤. • 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪/𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕞 •

[man-offical]

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

[zephyyyrr]

thanks for the tag @disassociated24 💛

1. uhh water idk

2. 11 last night, but today it's 2am rn and im not even sleepy bro

3. 7am

4. no😹

5. Yes

6. hmmmmmm I don't know how to answer this

7. I was thinking abt this today lol, i genuinely don't have one

Npt: @gentlewordsdaily @skuwu @daz3dnp4quita @mysticaleldritchpunk @schlorb and whoever else wants to join 🧡

[mysticaleldritchpunk]

GO EAT SOMETHING >:( also ty for the tag :>

a cookie :P but i did eat a well balanced meal today which i'm proud of!!

12:30am

10:30am

ummm depends

YES

WOMEN

neon yellow

@weirdgayweevil @ghoulette-bc @patchworkdevil @girl-on-the-subway @bea-yotch @apple-anachronism and open tags :]

[girl-on-the-subway]

tysm for the tag!!!

1. lemonade 🍋

2. 9:45 ⏰

3. 11am 🌅

4. when im eating out your mom 😈

5. ofc 🧸

6. queer girls with dyed hair 🏳️‍🌈

7. orange 🍊

@bea-yotch @art-i-ficiall @weirdgayweevil @violet-antilas @affectionatealbatross @rockingpolkadots @rennysglowinthedarkstars @i-be-robin-um-the-uh @probshouldbesleeping @pinaforepirate @sydsquid08 @my-raine-storm @viansparkles @doctor-worm-is-dead @daz3dnp4quita @grave-shares @godsleastfavoritelesbian @softclitoris @jackalope-meadowsweet @sweet-and-sour-sauce-offical @kiraizcoolz @lavenderdiary0 @graizy @t3chn1c0l0r-dr34mz @tinkerbelle @timetravelingracoon @thatchaoticbookworm @the-og-starving-artist @unapologeticpristinelamb @index-fingie @everythingnox @or4nge-f4nta @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @hey-look-at-the-stars @adam-created + everybody i forgot

[i-be-robin-um-the-uh]

thank you for tag!!!!!

1. bacon & cheese toastie + cup of milo (oat milk) + a lone banana when i got home from school. i don't think it could have been better unless i had fairy bread as well.

2. around 9:40 i think? later than i wanted honestly

3. 6:20 💪💪💪

4. sometimes i'm speaking sooo much i wish i could. then like 5 minutes later, around people i want to talk to, it's like i've been cursed to have a heart attack if i make a noise

5. absolutely. 4 are lined up along the side in certain order and i sleep holding my big weighted lobster

6. sapphics, specifically Dykes. fuckkkk iclove Dykes. i know my god's a real one because he threw me in here as a Dyke. absolute legend cheers Konshu

7. they're all so pretty, i don't have a least favourite

@angelkittiefromheaven @lulapplee @opalesscence @graizy @lesbiandartagnan @loserboymp4 @that1passionatedyke & everyone else who wants to join

special mention @vodenicharq my fav absolute loser I'VE TRAPPED YOU INTO THIS MUHEHEHEHE mischevious cat image

[loserboymp4]

GASP ty for tag!!!!!

1. a costco hotdog i know that’s rightttt

2. 5am… just like rn…

3. correction i didn’t wake up in the morning i woke up this afternoon also i have no idea

4. NOPE. the brain worms will not accept being silenced THEY MUST BE FREE

5. absofreakinglutely i say as i have one in my arms right now

6. all of them!!! i don’t have. a preference at all. actually maybe nonbinary people they’ve been crazy chill

7. umm probably like a dirty greenish yellow. um if we’re up just talking normal colors uhhhhhh not tha i hate itttt buttt uh also yellow.

@honeybutterjellytoast @the-real-ziggy-stardust @bionicaid3nnnn @cryinggduringsexxwithyou @mirrorballbutmadeoffoil @antlerlein @crybab1es + anyone who wants to do thisssss oki bai!

[honeybutterjellytoast]

thank u for tagging me!!!

a handful of fruity tic-tacs

around 9 pm i believe

8:30 am

once in a blue moon

yes

hmmm it's between gender fluid people and women

i HATE bright garid orange

@applepieandcupcakess @misrable-angel @fairyprincessqueen14 @lightbleusie @asillylittleguy333 +anyone!

[asillylittleguy333]

Salty ocean water cos I fell

Sometime around 11 pm

woke up at 5:30 to get on a flight

🤷

absolutely

pretty much any critter based xenogenders (shoutout red :3)

Baby shit orange

@theanarchicshrubbery @astralcuite @welcome-listeners-to-night-vale

[welcome-listeners-to-night-vale]

ouehh

Tea

3 am I was reading cecilos fic

Uhhhh 6:18 am

Nah cuz I'm the main character and you have to like me-

I had to throw them all away when I was 11. I kinda miss them.

wamen. jusut. wiw. ekekkrkeejke

yellow. the sickly, cheerful kind

@smallbottleofhand-sanitizer @starswingsandtrivialthings

[smallbottleofhand-sanitizer]

1. milk

2. around 12.30 am

3. 9.30 am hehe

4. yes once I feel self conscious

5. YES MY BABY SQUIRTLE

6. women and non binary people

7. probably orange

@thepearlinsidetheclamanda @stephanieyumyum @ironmansucksass

[ray-ofiiight]

1- blood (don't be concerned)

2- 2.30 am

3- 6.20 am (I slept in)

4- sorry :[

5- still?? this is implying that you're not supposed to anymore... I have 2 blahajs (Gherkin and Pickle) a goose (Pax), a lion teddy (Leroy/Roxy) and 2 squishamellows

6- gotta shout out to the agenders

7- pink

@artisticavgeek @ender-afton @thatonerat1781 @fathercrowradio1987 @mountclover @gardenofstarss @psyche-official @imhungryyyyyyyyyy + open tags

[mountclover]

1. Air

2. 11:29PM

3. 4:01AM

4. I'll shut up when asked

5. Ofc, real ones still sleep with their day ones 💪

6. Every gender

7. Transparent

@astr0-biucks @izumi-goldfish @coquette-corpsie @gambits-babygirl @ender-afton @puppet-string @angelwings-fly

[izumi-goldfish]

orange soda

1:04 am

5:05 am

yeah...

I do, I have 7

all genders (excluding rude people)

brownish yellow

tags: @astr0-biucks @angelwings-fly @atlasavian @bethn0tfound404 @ye-olde-ace @impossible2cache @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @ennarchy @mountclover @thatonesillymomfriend @spacey-beatle-soup @goodwitchdreamer @camriluvsmacandcheese @cabin13winion @blueeeseth @elliesdirtywifebeater @cheez-the-clown @beatrix77 @enbypalsidk @smolwriter @g1r-ap0ca1yps3 @bingusdingusbitches @kamelthemammal @chrrific @puppet-string @ender-afton @pixelsbuildmysoul @winchester-snoopy @spacebeetle @cketamine @whistlebrox @axxxrael @paper-stars-still-glow @tearsofthefungus @robinbriar @itzzkaylaaa @st4rrybones

[pixelsbuildmysoul]

sweet tea !!

like 3:30 am-ish (not my fault, got home late from a road trip)

im ngl i dont remeber if it was 1 or 2pm but somewhere around there

sometimes

absolutely

i love women

i think orange but not bc i DISlike orange but bc it has the least shades i fw heavy compared to other colors tags !! @someoneverypotter @messy-ray + open tags ;D

[dreamondelphinus]

1. Chocolate ice cream with fudge ripples :D

2. 2am, I promise I was trying tho :(

3. 8am...

4. Yes, but only at the times where not speaking is an inconvenience

5. Of courseeeeee, I got two favorites and a stolen hoodie that I strangle in my sleep

6. Minecraft.

7. That kind of sickly pink that is a little too orange

Am gonna try to tag my mutuals but honestly I'm just gonna hit whatever is automatically suggested, so everyone is free to join

@why-rock-look-tasty-if-no-eat @bloodied-dagger @what-even-is-thiss @oddlittlestories @operagirl @m4rs-ex3 (just had to delete pixelsbuildmysoul, lol)

[m4rs-ex3]

yeah ok :]

coffee cake muffin

11:30pm

.........10:40ish..... hey so it's a bad day for me this is an extreme embarrassment ok i usually struggle not to wake up earlier than 8 on weekends i had a long day yesterday i don't want to talk about it

ask my wife

i sleep with a massive pile of them on the pillow next to me but i don't actually usually snuggle them

woman 🤤

db958f. why are so many shirts this color it's hideous

@chocolatecake47 @bisexualenbyblueberry @ripple-rapple @jupiter-dragonsong @pavatopia @tategaminu etc

[ripple-rapple]

Thank you, mars :D

b u r r i t o

2am? ish??

like 10am? ish??

yeah lmao you just won't live to see it

No. I used to sleep with my stuffed animal cats, but now I just have this really large real one that sleeps with me.

woemen

probably yellow. it's just so bright

@butterfly-teacup @dinochickrox @dianxiasworld @completeanduttermess and anyone who happens to see this post is also welcome in on it :D

[completeanduttermess]

1. Passionflower tea!

2. ~1am

3. ~9am

4. find out yourself

5. nope

6. Me

7. yellowish beige

@alistairlowee @potato-jem @people-wxtching @negative-chemotaxis @dianxiasworld anyone else who'd like to!

[tiny-wins-and-gold-stars]

⭐To all the fanfic writers out there, a little gold star!⭐

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!

The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.

This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.

Here is a short and easy video showing this in action

The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.

You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.

If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!

I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.

If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!

[mushroomsandteeth]

*currently suffering from a horrible migraine. Tries this*

Are you fucking shitting me it works!?

[titania-saturnine]

@thebibliosphere I don't know if it'll help, but it may be worth looking into.

[thebibliosphere]

This is something my magic physio man also taught me. It helps if your migraines are triggered by muscle tension. Not so much if you have other root causes like OP mentioned above.

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[andre-30008]

[notoriousmasc]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I really do wish meeting new people when you're autistic didn't result in the person viewing you as secretly evil for at least a month before realizing you just act slightly different than others without ulterior motive. I get that people meet a lot of assholes in life but omg. I didn't do anything

[sharp-tender-shock-deactivated2]

This is a comment someone appended to a photo of two men apparently having sex in a very fancy room, but it’s also kind of an amazing two-line poem? “His Wife has filled his house with chintz” is a really elegant and beautiful counterbalancing of h, f, and s sounds, and “chintz” is a perfect word choice here—sonically pleasing and good at evoking nouveau riche tackiness. And then “to keep it real I fuck him on the floor” collapses that whole mood with short percussive sounds—but it’s still a perfect iambic pentameter line, robust and a lovely obscene contrast with the chintz in the first line. Well done, tumblr user jjbang8

[headspace-hotel]

I hate that my aesthetic sense agrees with this but everything you just said was correct

[headspace-hotel]

I went back to dig up this post because I was thinking about poetry.

This is one of those non-poem things that are among my favorite poems.

As the OP stated, the use of alliterative consonants is aesthetically just great, especially the placement of the strongest use at the end: “fuck him on the floor.” The use of “chintz” is indeed great word choice.

Because I’m insane, decided to scan the poem:

Not only is the second sentence, indeed, perfect iambic pentameter, the entire poem is perfectly metered, though the first sentence has four iambs rather than five.

There are further things I love about this poem, though: I like the casual connotations of “keep it real” juxtaposed with “chintz.” It causes me to interpret the “chintz” more strongly as meaning something fake, a facade. There is also of course the coarseness of “fuck,” which is a contrast with “chintz” but a different kind of contrast, gutsy and carnal where “chintz” is flimsy and inanimate.

And then there is the storytelling: there is SO MUCH storytelling in just these two lines. To break it down: The speaker is having sex with a married man, in the house he shares with his wife, which is “filled with chintz”—something that here connotes fakeness, in contrast with “keep it real.”

The illicit encounter in the poem takes place within a house filled with facade, the flimsy construction of the wife’s marriage and domestic sphere, but the encounter itself is a taste of something “real.” That’s a story, and it’s just two lines.

This is EIGHTEEN SYLLABLES, y’all. The amount of meaning condensed into these eighteen syllables is stunning, and it is so elegantly done.

From a technical standpoint (and ive taken 300- and 400-level poetry classes so I can say this) this is damn near flawless as a poem.

[agent-octopus]

Kept thinking about this ever since I saw it and had to do something

[headspace-hotel]

there's art now

[jetlaggingbehind]

[questions-within-questions]

Ah dang to go further; the floor is framed as a refuge. As if there is literally no other space in this house that hasn't been populated by his wife with flimsy inanimate fakery. There is no space for this man in this house save for the floor. There is no space for him on the sofa, oon the counter tops, and most notably, no space for him in the marital bed.

[normal-horoscopes]

I’d also like to point out the use of the word “has.” The wife has filled the house with chintz. She isn’t filling the house with chintz. She doesn’t fill the house with chintz. She has filled the house with chintz. Use of the past-tense makes the wife a subtly removed element in the story, someone whose presence we see in the environment, but who is blissfully distant during the actors throes of passion. There is an element of physical as well as emotional separation from the wife that is catalyzed by being fucked on the floor. Use of the past tense is an end to the wife presence in the actors life, a carnal catharsis amid cold fragility and emotional distance.

[stargazing-enby]

This is my new favourite post in the world

[astronomical-bagel]

everyone cheer for the one (1) time tumblr had reading comprehension

[trekkiesagainstchastity]

And, predictably, it's because it was about gay sex

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

it really is ok to be Basic™, ya know?

scented candles are comforting and nice, sweet coffee drinks and black coffee drinks are both valid, romcoms are called “feel good” for a reason and you can watch them to feel happy it’s not a crime, decorate your room with fairy lights, drink hot cocoa with marshmallows, listen to that cd that everyone talks about and that you hear playing in the Starbucks all the time, popular things become popular because a lot of people like them and it’s ok to also like those popular things it doesn’t make you boring. I could go on but you know what I mean.

your interests and simple pleasures are meant to entertain you, not meant to make you look entertaining to others.

if you enjoy Basic™ things then embrace that enjoyment. that’s for you. enjoy it.

[pansyfemme]

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fatlittlewife]

he needed to feel the rain on his skin. no one else could feel it for him, after all.

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[fujoshiwarrior]

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

[beardedmrbean]

this sounds like a party to me

[moringmark]

[validblogname]

one fight at a time

[lizardlicks]

Black Hills drilling project canceled after backlash from tribes

A South Dakota mining company has canceled a drilling project in the Black Hills after opposition from Native American tribes and local grou