Subterranean Homesick Gamer

Void / Vincent (Vin/Vinny) ✰ 24 ✰ he / it / they ✰ transmasc enby + multisexual ✰ some kind of polish homunculus ✰ aesthetic blog: heavens-roar ✰ art/old blog: localspaceangel

[gaywebcorenostalgia]

2000

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[bogleech]

There are fake dragonflies they sell to scare away horseflies and there's a great image that goes with them

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[nycswebhead]

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

[dorothylarouge]

[eebie]

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[teaboot]

well thank god he’s not dead

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[partlysmith]

[drcuriousvii]

now the healing can begin.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[praziluk]

monty pythons amazing digital flying circus

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[computer-gummy-worm]

T4T couple

[sandmandaddy69]

[lastpositivist]