Subterranean Homesick Gamer

Void / Vincent (Vin/Vinny) ✰ 23 ✰ he / it / they ✰ transmasc enby + multisexual ✰ some kind of polish homunculus ✰ aesthetic blog: heavens-roar ✰ art/old blog: localspaceangel

[gaywebcorenostalgia]

2000

[d0ubledutchess]

green gobling SOUND effect

i can only do so many sound effects

[cottoncandylesbo]

motherfuckers arent ready for my famous "quadruple-edged sword". second it comes out the holster, blender maneuver. red paste. spin cycle. myself included. nonnegotiable. the SECOND i am frightened WE. ALL. DIE.

[stupidestasshole]

the puirpose of a spider is what it does

[hyenaswine]

it spides

[bumblebeebats]

Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.

[bumblebeebats]

i must stress that he's never seen the original comic. My mother simply showed him the shorthand symbol and he memorized it. As far as he is aware this is just a fucking hieroglyph that deals instant psychic damage to everyone under the age of 30

[bumblebeebats]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Insane

[charl0ttan]

[risk-repeater]

this job market is a fucking nightmare

[warningboyxboy]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[indigosfindings]

im obsessed with the world of donkey kong, where the "barrel" is an abstracted, functionless object that seems to just manifest in the wild

[misterrockett]

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[clonepa3]

ladies and slenderman

[onlywayin-deactivated20231101]

[yebisu]

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

[fiddlertoad]

the whole vaccine deal tbh

[i-am-emily]

antidepressants

[wizardavid]

Yes these are all the work of wizards

[clowngirlpony]

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

[targetedknowledge]

[modlich-303]

[weaselknievel]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[4outof20]

genuine question

[thesecretuncle]

shit Saruman would yell at Gandalf during their wizard battle in that gay tower