CoreMagpie

she/they

[greeniery]

mommy needs her head smashed in with a brick

[neurodivergentaf]

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

[hibernobritonicdrunk]

[aubryjoi]

I love you Jimothy 🦝❤️

[existennialmemes]

[scrolling social media] Who the fuck is Jimothy?

[a brief internet search later] Ahh yes, ok I understand. Jimothy is my religion now.

[catball]

eating him

[nongunktional]

ive never wanted to send a death threat over a game before

[nongunktional]

tautological wordle answer

[nongunktional]

[minovskyy]

posts that make you open wordle

[minovskyy]

[chryza]

Oh boy better go try today’s wordle

[chryza]

WHAT THE FUCK

[chryza]

[yardsards]

the wordle in question (since this post is over a day old now)

[coremagpie]

OMG I got it!!!!!

Also, yeah that was stupid.

[balleduptissue]

more of the kids who i feel so bad for

[choatic-bumblebee-agenda]

the generational gap between me and the people my age who were allowed to watch spongebob

[katesdaycabin]

I was perusing the 1977 Michael McMaster blueprints for the Romulan Bird of Prey, like you do, and caught something I'd never noticed before: Vulcan, Andorian, and other Federation members' units of length and their conversion to Terran meters:

Ghu bless 1970s Trek fandom.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

single funniest entry in Star Trek predicting the future

[boo-topia]

Pride

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[lovesick-joey]

It would mean everything to me if you would draw the batling cozy . Maybe with a lipstick kissie mark on its forehead

in my bankie

[enigmaris]

I do think, for the Eridians monitoring the biodome, that Grace is the equivalent to the Devil's Hole Pupfish. This life form is constantly trying to die, it lives in an absurdly specific set of temps, pressures, and radiation conditons that are so inhospitable to life as you know it, as to to be comical.

It takes up an abusrd amount of land to keep healthy, to the point that you have to cordon off acres of land around the habitat to make sure nothing goes wrong.

As far as you know this could be only living specimen left alive, it is critically endangered. It lives for such a short amount of time too.

But like, come on, hes just a little guy.

Anytime a single eridian suggests that maybe the human doesnt need that many resources allocated towards its survival, those scientists thrum to create another facility that costs 12 billion dollars to build so that they can manufacture vanilla flavor for his nutrient shakes.

He's their little guy. Their weird, wet, unique, biologically inefficient guy.

[salamander-crimes]

what is it about the least canon-compliant aromantic headcanons that makes them the best. like when a character shows no romantic attraction okay that is pretty awesome. but when romance is a big part of a character/plot? oh now we're fucking cooking

[salamander-crimes]

literally the aromantic quote of all time

[funnier-when-aromantic]

[ID: Tumblr tags saying: "the feeling was friendship but neither of them had ever experienced it before". End ID.]

[morgenstern16]

kabru dunmeshi is basically a chernobyl survivor who was adopted by an eternally young hot white woman who was going to pamper him for his entire life but instead of wanting to be pampered he was like "mom, i need to become a stalker. i need to return to the Zone" and his elf mom was like "nooo the Zone sucks you'll be shot by a bandit" and he was like "no mom i need to go to the Zone and find out what happened" and she was like "fine" and pulled out a machinegun from her days in the Suicide Squad and trained him to kill while firing on him with live ammunition. Then he went to the Zone and immediately got killed by a pack of wild dogs because elf mom only taught him how to shoot other humans