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[creativemastermind]

Crash

[creativemastermind]

I gotta unfollow someone on TikTok

[creativemastermind]

Don't u just love getting cyberstalked, like it's just so quirky and fun having people find ur Tumblr and ao3 and stalking them, so fun

[creativemastermind]

According to my former friend, Tumblr is just Twitter for lame ppl, on the contrary, I think Twitter is just for ppl too cowardly to download Tumblr.

[arirna]

[creativemastermind]

Fuck crypto bros and their nfts

[fandomstuck]

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I once played a game where jumping off the bridge (a fatal action in every other scenario) actually was the way to progress forward and I was SO ANGRY

[creativemastermind]

Mario 64 warp zones be like

[creativemastermind]

The previously chronically online but now slightly less chronically online urge to become active on Tumblr again

[creativemastermind]

How is it that shit literally just get progressively worse.

March 2020 "I would give anything to be out of quarantine, this is the worst time of my life"

Jan 2021 "I would give anything to be back at the start of quarantine, this sucks"

August 2021 "January was amazing, wtf why can't I have that again"

Now "ok I will literally trade my soul to the devil to be back in any of those times, wtf was I thinking back then?"

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[themostbeautifulthing123]

Q?

[trashyeds]

I wanna see if something actualky happens

(UPDATE) it actually works

[finns-curls]

only doing this to see if something happens

(UPDATE - LMAO IT ACTUALLY WORKS)

[woahidiot]

OKAY LETS TRY IT

[vi-bi-bye]

Not even some magical being can make me get something on my inbox, that shit’s a fucking desert

[beep-beep-beverly]

Askbox empty will wait to see what happens

[beep-beep-beverly]

Ah it works I’m not having a crisis or anything I’m so confused

[vitalhemmings]

hm

[be-more-heidi-hansen]

they said “sorry, got caught in traffic” I’m knDJSMSN

[sluttykacchan-deactivated201910]

hm doES it really work?

[monkel-in-the-bathroom]

What the hell is this

[let-me-puke-in-ur-mouth-em]

If this works it will be the second thing to ever be in my ask box oof

[diego-hargreeves-official]

Aight let’s try

[tiso-heart]

i have tried this multiple times before and they all worked

i’m gonna be surprised if they still come in

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

Let’s try this bitch

[crab-07]

Let’s see if this still works

[charlessoda-deactivated20200226]

dont trick me, ya dingle

[lillypad-moved-deactivated20210]

I know for a fact that if I do receive something I’ll be super freaked out for no reason.

[theitalianscribe]

Let’s see what happens. I’ve lived long enough anyway.

[edaryn04]

Come at me

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I wanna

[so-lovelee]

please

[schrodingers-fyke]

Hmm… Maybe?

[strixton]

Holy shit it works!

[tech--romancer]

Ive got mail!

[itsmeeve1220-blog]

Let’s go gaymers lmao

[inkedmyths]

Why not? Will it bring people out of the woodwork?

[zonai-of-the-lost]

I want to see what will happen X3

[zonai-of-the-lost]

WHAT!?

HOW IS THIS REAL????

[mrstitanic]

I’m willing to try it.

[pheonixanxiety]

Let’s end this once and for all. I never get asks.

[pheonixanxiety]

No. I refuse to believe that this is real.

[anon-anti]

ha͡h҉aha҉hah͢a̕

[lemons-lies-crimes]

This exactly the kind of chaotic bull I signed up for

[dragonindigo245]

… does it work

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

Sorry for the long post but 👀let’s see what happens here

[loganquotesthings-blog]

I summon y’all come to my inbox spam it til it fALLS TO IT’S KNEES

[a-dumb-bitch-apparently]

I can’t sleep so I hope this works

[vix-the-fruity-bi]

Meh, i domt believe it, but, prove me wrong i guess

[dragonindigo245]

Same mate

[the-rogue-hug-thief-deactivated]

Press X to doubt 

[sp00ks-odyssey-deactivated20250]

hmmmm I do doubt so 

X

[legendofzeldafan05]

i want

[shandycandy278]

Ha

[satirical-spiritsmoved]

This is highly likely to be fake but hey, you never dive you never live right?

[smally-poly-and-off-the-wally]

PLEASE

[the-king-of-silver-deactivated2]

does it work??

[monchursouls]

Did it work?

[fieryfantasybooklover]

Oh?

[rusty-rapscallion-deactivated20]

probably won’t work but yeah

[nonbinary-in-a-suit]

P L E A S E W O R K

[i-just-dont-like-him]

IM SCARED, IT WORKED

[nonbinary-in-a-suit]

WTF MAN

[just--quinn-deactivated20200926]

lmao this is a whole ass lie, prove me wrong

[alexmey-does-an-arts]

this is fake lmao

[lowkeyjustvibing]

I’m intrigued

[claire-cant-function]

Lol these never work but imma try anyways

[cafe-con-chaos]

This never works for me

[abletoscreambutimostlywhisper-d]

these never work for me but i’ma try it anyways.

[eater-of-g3nders]

lets goooo

[joyfultimetravelbanana]

we’ll see if this works..

[c-h-pictures]

I don’t believe stuff like this and I never will, but the asks people screebshotted are gold

[mini-faust]

It’s stupid but I always like the asks I send/get 

[spooky-rigatoni]

hnngrrk i’m supposed to be sleeping but i can’t

[theichabbieclub]

Seeing if this works or not lol

[white-poppie]

Gonna try if it works or not :3

[deleting-soon-running-on-queue]

Did It worK?

[lauralestrange7]

Works

[disasterofahuman]

*mario voice* hErE wE gO

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[creativemastermind]

ozark is pretty good

[roymarcuscohn]

i hate how all the media that tries to present itself as an allegory for climate change presents it as this one big event™️ that ends the world, as if the actual thing is just gonna be this quick painless death of the world, an apocalypse that kills the rich and poor alike

[creativemastermind]

dont look up fucking sucks

[glumshoe]

I’d like to know what the first person to put human clothing on a dog was thinking

[glumshoe]

like were dogs even dogs yet or did someone manage to squeeze a particularly patient tamed wolf into a leather shirt and then howl with laughter as it trotted around the cooking fires dressed like Uncle Urg begging for food scraps

[glumshoe]

the wolf started running backwards in circles trying to get out of Uncle Urg’s shirt and everyone is laughing so hard that the sleeping children and young mothers and old folk wake and come out of their hide huts and observe First Funny Dog galloping around in the moonlight, and a tradition is born

[youaresogoingtohell]

There was a brief but decisive evolutionary bottleneck of canines that begrudgingly allowed homo-chimps to live after sticking them in a corset.

[glumshoe]

“Will you flush game for me, Wolf, when I go hunting the wild things beneath the trees?” asked Human.

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you leave me the bones and scraps of meat from your kills.”

“That is well,” said Human. “And will you use your ears and eyes and nose to guard me while I rest, and warn me when lions prowl too near?”

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you let me lie in the warmth of your cooking-fires.”

“But of course,” said Human. “And will you do as I command, and follow me wherever I go, and love my children and grandchildren as you would love your own?”

“I will,” said Wolf, “If only you scratch me where my claws cannot reach, and pet me, and heal my injuries when I am wounded.”

“Always,” said Human. “And will you let me dress you up in funny clothes, and dance around, and do little tricks for me to laugh at?”

Wolf hesitated, and eyed Human warily for some time, weighing its choices. “That depends,” it said. “Will you tell me I’m a good boy?”

Human smiled. “The goodest boy,” it said.

Dog wagged its tail, and Wolf was no more.

[whatevercomestomymind]

I’ve reblogged it before, and I’ll say it again: this prose is right up there with Kipling’s Just So Stories. A modern literary masterpiece. I feel compelled to make an illuminated manuscript of it.

[notallmensheviks]

How Tumblr Became Popular for Being Obsolete

The social-media platform’s status as a relic of the Internet has attracted prodigal users as well as new ones.

positive press? for tumblr???? my gd.......

[mlmushroomism]

we fucked up its getting more profitable

[gh0stprotocol]

[fuwaprince]

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[uie-deactivated20230402]

ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.

[kitten--aesthetics-blog]

I noticed there isn’t one here for Ireland, so

Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123

[queerpyracy]

listen. listen. the consumption of animal products is about mutually beneficial relationships Not domination and that's why prioritizing animal r*ghts over animal welfare is an absolutely brain fungus take to have

[queerpyracy]

urban leftists who've never so much as raised a chicken will be like "umm think about the politics of your diet???" because they can't conceive of the fact that domestication is an incredibly sweet gig for most livestock where they don't have to look for their own food or shelter or water are protected from predators and also get free healthcare and a quick clean death

[justslowdown]

100%

The actual issues with our current livestock system are because of capitalism and industrialization. Can we please focus our energy on the global paradigm being cruel and unsustainable to us, the planet, AND livestock instead of getting lost in virtue signaling

[prismatic-bell]

Because it’s about bigotry, not animals.

See also the number of attempts to illegalize kosher and halal slaughter.

Kosher slaughter requires the animal to be raised and treated almost as one of your own children. Before you eat, your animals eat. Before you batten down for a storm, you batten down your animals. They get good food, clean water, plenty of space to run around in. Why? Because if the animal is diseased or otherwise “blemished” IT ISN’T KOSHER. And when the time for slaughter comes? It’s literally done in the blink of an eye with a razor-sharp blade and not in the presence of other animals, so as to avoid pain and distress. I’m not Muslim so can’t speak for their community in any kind of detail, but I’ve had a couple of Muslims before be like “yeah, that’s basically halal slaughter, we differ on some rather minor details but we’re 99% on the same page.”

AND YET!!! When laws against “unethical” slaughter come up, are they ever about factory farms? Animals being slammed in the head or electrocuted to kill them, but without any guarantee of success, and then strung up still alive in some cases to be bled out? About battery cages? Have you seen anyone trying to shut down Tyson Chicken? NO! NEVER! It’s always the small farms and ethnic/religious butchers who get put on the chopping block.

Scratch “animal rights” and you’ll find bigotry and white supremacy all the way down.

[creativemastermind]

This!!!!!! Like, I'm vegetarian because of the extreme animal cruelty committed by big meant companies, but domestication is literally a symbiotic relationship.

[creativemastermind]

hello there creative, i miss your cursed fanfics. also good luck on exams bye

I also miss my cursed fanfics :(