nerd alert

hmu for a hoot and a half

[cannibalchicken]

[comox-draws]

Does Marge have friends? by  Raphael Bob-Waksberg — i’ve read this a couple years ago and it has always stayed with me…wanted to draw to it

[inkipri]

sometimes all it takes is one cool breeze and i'm like. wow.. i'm going to live the fullest life everything is so great and i am so grateful and alive

[speedlimit15]

400mg ibuprofen trip report

[speedlimit15]

8:15am took two tablets with 4oz cool water. a little nervous but mostly ready for this

9am all good so far

10am all good so far

11am all good so far

12pm all good so far

1pm all good so far

2pm all good so far

[brothfan1997]

[omgchomps]

[papercutie]

THEY WERE TELLING THE TRUTH

[courtofthevampireking]

[cutabello]

[normal-horoscopes]

Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

[rainstormdragon]

[btwxsixesandsevens]

the Noir possibilities in this being your opening line are unmatched.

[desinteresse]

Im an esteemed scholar (Just opened my laptop)

[desinteresse]

Bad news about my academic career guys (Just closed my laptop)

[roscolux]

they didn't even ban mpreg

[dogdayafternoon1975]

[vintagehomecollection]

An arbor of wisteria offers shade and fragrance to a terrace garden. An arrangement of rock crystals creates decorative interest.

Home Landscaping: Ideas, Styles, and Designs for Creative Outdoor Spaces, 1988

[professionalfigureskater]

[fullmetalfisting]

man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression 

[antique-scarecrow]

it’s posta like these that so encapsulate the spirit of tumblr while making it impossible to explain tumblr to my mom

[wrenhavenriver]

why must reductress hurt me in this way

[iraffiruse]

[ladyshinga]

I remember when people first realized how much funnier these comics were just without Garfield’s dialog, which Jon was never able to hear anyway. Garfield only ever communicated to us readers in thought balloons, after all. What we’re seeing here is Jon’s canonical reality.

I’m torn between laughing at these and being deeply worried for Jon lol

[c4tto626]

this is like 100% what living with cats is like

[randomslasher]

the one where he’s abruptly alarmed by his pants is the funniest one to me

[trashboat]

the older you get the more you relate. this how i talk to my kombucha

[the-tryhard-twihard]

you just KNOW that if Bella had idk, worn eyeshadow? edward would have been like “oh, i can’t read the WHORE’S mind. that’s weird. anyways” and the book would have ended right there.