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IM FROM SPACE

[lucazade-blog1]

also, i want to apologize to people whose messages were ever ignored by me or took me ages to reply to. i have no excuses, i’m just shit at communicating and a lot of time get stuck in my own head, postpone replying and then either forget about it or think that it is too late to reply. i’m sorry if i’ve ever made someone feel bad bc of this - honestly, it’s never personal, it’s just me and my inner problems. i will try harder to work on it. thank you for ever initiating conversations with me

[daydreaming-of-puppiess]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

Where'd you come up with your url?

there were seven eggs left

[27-teacups]

same

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

you must have a lot of tea cups

[27-teacups]

yes

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

i am very proud of your collection

[1000nipples]

hey guys

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

dude fholy shit

[ff33aa-blog]

watching a movie with a straight romance feels exactly like when you cant skip an ad on youtube

[lillyjadethings-deactivated2019]

[bears-official]

DEPLOY THE BOY

[arcadecutie]

Visit Original Link

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

[srpelo-deactivated20181203]

You get close to read The Attractions Sign

[sunthetika]

this website is so weird

[rakubell-deactivated20180711]

I love this so much

[ever-e-ting]

I am so happy to see this classic image get treated the way it deserved after so long.

[thebestoftumbling]

(x)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

forget wanderlust, sonder, all those words for vague dreamy feelings… what I’m asking for is a concise word for the feeling you get when someone makes an assumption about you that’s 100% correct but you really don’t like that anyone was able to make that assumption. for now I’m calling it a fuckor

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“he asked me ‘you main junkrat right’ and a wave of fuckor wracked my feeble body”

[horreurscopes]

[britomartis]

send me asks. make me tremble with fuckor

[kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201]

Someone walked up to me in Barnes and Noble like 4 years ago and asked me where the Manga section was. I told them where, but I also let them know that i didn’t work there. They kind of shrugged then looked me dead in the eyes and said.

“Idk, you just looked like you might know.”

I changed my complete aesthetic after hearing that come to jesus, god fearing, exposé of a line.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

last year i was shopping for groceries and this woman came up to me and asked me “excuse me, you’re a gamer aren’t you?” 

and i wasn’t really offended by the question. i’m a tubby white guy with a beard and generally unkempt hair. i don’t know what shirt i was wearing but it was most assuredly a black tee shirt with a Pop Culture Reference on it. it’s a reasonable assumption to make.

i answer “yes” and get ready to answer a question about a video game or something, like maybe this is a mom asking me about what nintendo to get her kid or something

“i thought so,” she said. “you have that walk. that’s how i could tell.” and then she turned and walked away.

if there was ever a situation that filled me with fucktor, it was that one. i still think about it to this day. the gamer walk.

[a-spicy-memes]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

They never had a chance

[spikeghost-deactivated20240530]

what happened in 1845?

[gaycave]

That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.

[nightlifemingus]

i wish more conspiracy theorists would really swing for the fences. ‘we never went to the moon’ = boring, pedestrian. ‘we are actually living on the moon right now, but have been programmed to think we’re on earth’ = endlessly fascinating, shimmering with possibilities

[lambhoo-deactivated20150405]

luv the dimensions of this brick I found in the woods. I’m going to keep it on my back porch forever. Luv it

[lambhoo-deactivated20150405]

Luv it

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i love this brick!

[grass10-deactivated20150724]

i love this brick!

[bloodspire]

LOVE this brick

[75orchids]

The weirdest thing about the UK is that they don’t clap at the end of movie trailers. What the fuck.

[mycoins]

not to mention the fact that they don’t pour their pepsis into their buckets of popcorn and eat the resulting mush, known as “pissy shitties” here in the good ol US of A

[okay-chr1s]

What the fuck is “pissy shitties”?

[mycoins]

pissy shitties is when you mix pepsi and popcorn to create a rich and smooth treat, excellent for enjoying a movie with friends

[chaos-has-arrived-deactivated20]

Woah woah woah… slow down there. Canadian joining the party. American’s clap at the end of movie trailers? Like every trailer? Or do you mean just the movie? And is “pissy shitties” an actual thing? How does it not leak onto your pants? Oh and sorr-eh for interrupting!

[75orchids]

Here in the USA, most theaters sell buckets meant specifically for pissy shitties, called piss buckets, which are usually around like $30 - $40. Some Americans like the feeling of leaky buckets on their jeans and consider it a part of the theater experience like post-credit brawls and sticky floors. I agree with the latter tbh.

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

[lilithdevile]

ATTENTION PET OWNERS

This post is going to rushed but I’m still shaking and it’s hard to type but I NEED people to know this

My mom just took my dog to the vet She(my dog) was(still is?) having a seizure

Last month we took my dog to the vet and they told us she had developed diabetes, they told us it was caused by the food she was eating, purina beneful. They told us that there have been many many many reports of Beneful has been causing diabetes, seizures, and even death in dogs.

We had no idea

We immediately switched her food and put her on a special diet plan for her diabetes, unfortunately the effects were already permeate.

Today at 11:20 my mom woke me up crying, I helped her carry my dog to the car (while she was still having a seizure) and watched her drive away red faced and still crying.

Please please PLEASE if you are feeding your pets Purina beneful PLEASE switch their food ASAP Beneful is poising dogs and I don’t want anyone else to experience what I just did Also if you could please help me signal boost this so everyone can know

[toxic-w0nder-deactivated2016020]

This would explain why my dog has seizures now…fucking hell

[the666assbutt]

Reblog and save lives of dogs

[skeletonboyfriend-remade]

found out purina was the reason my dog winston had been having seizures and puking. please don’t feed your dog purina.

[st-rks-deactivated20160918]

reblog even if you don’t own a dog or even if you’re not “a dog person” because I can’t even imagine how horribly depressed I would be if this happened to my dog

[theonion]

Starbucks Unveils $7 Wake-Up Slap

SEATTLE—Touting it as an invigorating way to jumpstart your morning, Starbucks on Friday unveiled its new $7 wake-up slap. “This open-handed smack to the face is perfect for those days where you barely dragged yourself out of bed and really need a pick-me-up,” said spokeswoman Gina Barish, adding that the basic palm slap can be boosted with an extra-shot option that includes a stiff backhand across the other cheek. “You can also customize the width of the hand and the brawniness of the barista so you get hit as hard as you need to start your day off energized and ready to roll. You can just walk right up to the counter and get slapped, or have a cashier lean out the convenient drive-thru window and whack you without even having to park.” Barish went on to say that while the slap was a limited-time promotion, it could become a regular menu item along with last season’s five-gallon ice water drenching.

[shitpostgenerator]

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

[angry-eevee]

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

[cursedimagez]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

the raw density of things to uncover in this picture… the feeling as your eyes fixate from one subject to the next… it hits you in waves