Tearful But Otherwise Pleasant

She/her, 30. Queer, disabled, Jewish. I like dogs and foraging

[thememedaddy]

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[weaselle]

ignoring everything the pandemic response specialists were saying was good for the economy tho. State governors and federal agencies with no medical experience and no economics education told us so

[small-witch-big-hat]

"no reliable data" What A Curious Coincidence. I Wonder What Might Have Been Happening In That Period To Cause Such a Thing

[starryeyesxx]

[prophecygirly]

first thing faith does when she switches into buffys body is get naked

[sspoike]

[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[calware]

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":

i'm going to kill god

i'm going to delete my blog

i'm going to explode

i'm going to blow up this entire website

i'm going to become the joker

this is going to be my villain origin story

i'm being so brave about it

fuck it we ball

god had to nerf me because i was too powerful

i'm too pretty for this

all according to plan

feel free to add on

[gods-most-autistic-cat-deactiva]

big fan of "im gonna start killing" and "my tits are too fat for this"

[animeengineer]

I’m going to kilometers. All the meters.

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[ghettogotth]

Rita Ora with a chrome dinosaur spine, 2023

[garbagequeer]

[free-my-mindd]

- nitya prakash

[chaoticneutral4]

Credit

[douglasbradburyverne]

Buffy the Vampire Slayers (1997 to 2003), Behind the Scenes photos

[grendelsmilf]

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

[rae-arachne]

when you walk in and they have this on their wall

you know the panties hit the floor

[smoothjazzdigit]

Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

[juliathefacesofevil]

we're just normal men

[oddjoblin]

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

[karnalesbian]

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

[vaspider]

I literally just woke up with this image in my mind.

[kimpossibooty]

I’m so burnt out from work that this little rat making music has me crying on this fine Friday night

[dullahandyke]

[Video description: a TikTok by SpaceCaptainz, which depicts the filmer holding a miniature harmonica up to a rat, which snuffles curiously at it. As it sniffs the harmonica, its breaths filter through to create miscellaneous fast-paced notes.]

[angelthemanspanker]

the thing about xander I think is that getting fucked in the ass once would fix HIM but there's not a single dude in the cast that wouldn't become worse as a result of being The Guy Who Fucked Xander Harris

[angelthemanspanker]

Oz: it could feasibly only happen in the aftermath of the WillOz/Cander Breakup Extravaganza and it would absolutely just be the Oz-equivalent to angry sex (which is to say regular sex but his brow is furrowed) and afterwards Oz would be like I was a man unhinged I can never unleash that rage-filled beast again and Xander's like wait were you mad. still?

Larry: he'd get high off of the buzz of justifying bullying Xander for years with "hey man I guess we're just soulmates drawn together by fate" and try too hard to get involved in Xander's life and inevitably get eaten by a monster for being a scooby love interest and a gay guy in 90s tv

Riley: riley would literally accuse xander of seducing him with magic like five minutes after the fact and xander's like what no man we just got really riled up watching team america world police but riley's already yelling over at his pants on the floor like THIS IS AGENT FINN WE GOT ANOTHER WITCH and graham's voice comes through on a little speaker like ry you can't keep doing this

Spike: we saw how mad Spike was when he realised he wanted to fuck certified-hottie Buffy. If he fucked Xander bad-fashion bad-jokes no-powers no-game Harris Spike would have crossed over to AtS like three seasons earlier like I can't show my face on the hellmouth ever again I put my dick in a basement dwelling pizza boy

Angel: good lord. jesus christ. if perfect happiness releases angel's soul do you think realising he just had sex with xander would attach it permanently. as if angel needs more reasons to pretend all his gay thoughts come from the demon

The entire Sunnydale High Swim Team in that one sauna scene: this one would be fine actually

[vaspider]

Clearly the answer is that Xander needs to be fucked in the ass by a monster of the week

Here and gone, baybeeee