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I wasn't sure about putting up this song for Throwback Thursday, seeing as just last week I put a hip-hop song but nostalgia got the better of me. This was one of 2Pac's most famous songs and it definitely makes me angry for the state of hip-hop now. It's just sh$t. Rapper's nowadays should be ashamed for what they put out except for Kanye. I can't hate that dude for some reason. Regardless, First Place Mullet goes to 2Pac featuring Dr. Dre - California Love. Enjoy!
Pissed Old Guy Tells Us How It Was Back In His Day
New Meme! Pissed Old Guy reminds us of the simpler times. Back when things were happier and racial stereotypes meant something. Why can't we go back? Why? Enjoy and reminisce.
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Unrelated Friday Hilarity!
With every new Friday there comes a new Unrelated Friday Hilarity. Enjoy!
Put it back in your pants...
Just missed it!
Fail!
Scumbag Universtiy
I have no idea what this is but I want to see more.
Aaaaawww fatty...
Forever Alone
Blimey!
Better movie than Snakes On A Plane.
Chewbacca on a squirrel taking out Nazi's equals mind fully blown...
Mass Effect 3 Rage! Just Rage! Blarhargargh!
Soooooo yeah...is there anyone who hasn't finished ME3 yet? I'm going to say that this is somewhat spoilerish so just skip over all this if you don't want to see it. Enjoy the rage!!!!!
Also there are few petitions online. The first one is just for signatures. I would suggest signing it. Here is the link.
The other is actually raising money and currently sits at over $50,000. It's going to children so it's a good cause and it raises awareness. Here is the link. Back to the scheduled rage!
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90's Throwback Thursday! Who misses Big Pun? Not many people actually but he was still a decent rapper. Who misses Joe? Not that many people either and I'm sure he wishes it was 2004 again. Regardless of all that, this song came out in 1998 and everyone played the sh$t out of it. First Place Mullet goes to Big Pun feat. Joe - Still Not A Player. Enjoy!
Winter Is Coming!
Brace yourself, April is almost here! EW just some images for Game of Thrones and they are awesome! April cannot come soon enough. Enjoy!
Images via EW.com
BERKS! So Many BERKS!
New Meme! You know, part of me saw these images and I felt sorry for this girl. Buuuuut that only lasted for a minute until I got gersberms from reading it. I hope that this girl is still out there somewhere spreading the word about Gersberms! Godspeed, extremely unattractive girl, godspeed. Enjoy! Remember books are fun!
Oh God...I'm going to Hell...
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NSFW! You know I was planning to stay off Tumblr this week. Mostly because between work, Mass Effect 3 (rage coming soon), and my family something had to be sacrificed. But as I was trying to stay away I came across pure gold. I mean really? Edward Penishands? Words don't do it justice. Enjoy! Again NSFW!
He thinks he's people...
Unrelated Friday Hilarity!
I haven't been able to post too much the last couple of days and I feel bad about that. There's a few things going that I would have liked to do entries about but my excuse is Mass Effect! Have a good weekend. Enjoy!
Meanwhile in Portland
You sure that's the oooonnnly reason?
Take your daughter to work day!
Pizception
At least she agrees!
Catception
Impossibru!
Sh$tty parenting
Awesome parenting
More jobs! Less penis!
Fresh Prince of Uganda
Always! It’s always about me!
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what’s with the chimp eating the bug? can we get back to ME?!
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90's Throwback Thursday! These weeks are going waaaaay too fast. Regardless, I think you guys will enjoy the subtlety of this week's choice. The year was 1998 and everyone was bored until we met a small little blue alien. The popularity of this song can really only be explained through acid and LSD so I won't try. Plus once you watch the video you'll think you are on LSD. First Place Mullet goes to Eiffel 65 - Blue. Enjoy!
Fun fact: these guys were Italian. Who knew?
Texan Lady doesn't like New York. Shocker! So apparently this Texas lady went to New York and realized that she hates the f$ck out of New York. She should have never gone past the Mason-Dixon line. This does remind me of another Texas person who seemed to dislike a lot of stuff. What was his name? Jim? No, no that's not right. What was it? Wait!
Dickhead! Yup, that's his name.
Kony Kony Kony Kony Pony Pony Snowy Jabroney
Well, I filled my Jabroney quota for the next 3 years. Success! But what was I writing this for? Oh right, Joseph Kony. If you have Facebook then no doubt that someone has posted on your wall or their wall a video called "KONY 2012". My problem with this campaign is that Invisible Children is banking on the power of public stupidity. Don't get me wrong I love the idea of bringing down an African Dictator buuuuuuut I don't trust Invisible Children. These guys have a very low transparency rating on Charity Navigator and they advocate the use of military intervention. I'm not saying these guys are bad but I really wish people weren't such sheep. Like I said before Joseph Kony should be stopped but so should shallow people on the internet who won't give 2 sh$ts about this come next week.
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This is very NSFW. Very! But it's important for you ladies to see this. This is why men succeed. The all-mighty penis! Penis. Penis...power...penetrate...prison...porn...purple. Powerful words...
Sacrificing story for gameplay? Biiiiiiiiiittttttccchhhh....Absolutely not! Great video detailing some of the PR issues of Bioware and EA though. Enjoy!
Just picked Mass Effect 3. I'm going to disappear for a few hours...or days...or maybe months.
