Noble&Bitter

I gave birth to a Gemini, I am so sorry.

[sketchshark]

I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup. 

[thebrightlightsofamerica-blog]

This is the best comic series I’ve ever seen

[followingswallows]

“What a great day to listen to Dance Gavin Dance”

— Me every day

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[southernbitchface]

“Every strong man got a sensitive side”

[h3llraizer]

Lmaooooooooooooooooo

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

“Ooo that’s cute”

[decolonialtheoryandweed]

Bruh I love this dude! Why is he getting arrested and is there a link for us to send money to bail him out?

[lizardsister]

hey everyone thanks for coming to the show we’re Arlene Titty Pills

[betterthanyou]

Ola Incredibly Heavy 4 Month Long Period and Anemia 

[styro-sometimes]

Frances Plantar fasciitis

[whatyouwanted-whatyougot]

Dorothy Depression

[curliestofcrowns]

Mary TMJ

[hot-juliachild-inthecity]

Kathleen Broken Crown

[missandryifyourenasty]

Joyce Boob Lump

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

Ruby Conjunctivitis

[tornadon-t]

Dorothy Panic

[lovealwaysangelairene]

Clara Tweaked Back

[wishinhopinprayin]

Marilyn Liposuction

[cunt-fucius]

Kathy Seizures

[unclefather]

and i think to myself…. what a wonderful worm

[cherryseltzer]

[lovingrot]

if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.

hey what the fuck does this mean

[lovingrot]

im shaking what does this mean

[thoodleoo]

me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest

me five minutes later: actually you know what-

[shamebots]

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

[toobadhesfictional]

Find your name with the gif button and add the one that is the most relatable

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

Originally posted by hechosastrologicos

[surebruh]

[neoqueenserenity666]

[lustfries]

[zaftig-goddess]

[sophaoat]

[lottiesnotebook]

[absolutebirth]

[apollowned]

[onetobeamup]

[splend-42]

[rust-dust-and-guts-deactivated2]

[0livia0blivion]

[inthatshediedsoyoung]

[cunt-fucius]

[vsingers-archive]

me: opens a package and sets the box aside

my cat:

[scoobycore]

this is another perfect example of how memes are just hieroglyphic. no one is gonna know what the fuck this means one day.

[sistertaxon]

when you drive your chevy to the levee but the levee is dry and you see the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m in the first basic bio class I’ve taken since I was 15 and getting sick pisses me off so bad now that I understand how it happens on a molecular level like.

bacteria and viruses are only beating me bc they’re so tiny. if any of these losers actually had to fight me in an alley I’d kick their asses. Instead they’re tiny, hiding in my cells like fucking cowards. square up you feeble pieces of micro-garbage. I’ll kill you on your own turf.

[executionerbarbie]

there’s literally no doubt in my mind that the entirety of the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror was based on this picture and that is….fine tbh

[sixpenceee]

Two stars of the movie Heathers died at an early age: Jeremy Applegate (Peter Dawson, whose character prays he will never commit suicide) committed suicide with a shotgun on March 23, 2000, and Kim Walker (Heather Chandler, who had the line “Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?”) died of a brain tumor on March 6, 2001.

[sylvieslug]

that’s some @sixpenceee shit

[pniniad-deactivated20180910]

so now i know what my mantra should be

[harujuku-barbie]

Oh my god

[livid-lotus]

you can at least try to masturbate the depression away

[aphex93]

Oh my god do I try

[vollmetall-deleting-deactivated]

now dance fucker dance

man he never had a chance

[anexperimentallife]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken jalapeño