Fai_Ryy
Game of Thrones Daily
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
todays bird
oozey mess
wallacepolsom
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
ojovivo
we're not kids anymore.
pixel skylines
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sheepfilms
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
d e v o n
noise dept.
KIROKAZE
blake kathryn
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Keni
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@cuntylittlemama
The thing about depression is that motivation is rare, so when it comes around you gotta ride it reverse cowgirl, bouncing up and down moaning and howling until it shoots a two weeks pent up load right up your stretched out hole and finally you have a clean room but it's 2 am on a weeknight.
Remember how morrissey wrote a novel that everyone hated and it won the bad sex in fiction award with this paragraph
Dildo Generator
Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….
Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).
Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here
the time is now
hell yeah
ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda
it’s called the purple ramjet
which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide
shove a vase up your ass
not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls
i call it the matterhorn
cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through
i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises
of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”
I call this one the Megahorny
Just cram an entire table lamp up there
Me every time this post crosses my dash:
My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.
Plate.
I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog
Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-
How you gonna do us like that bruh???
ITS BACK
M U S H R O O M
en garde
ONE WILLIAM NOTES
not into feedism but i think it would be so so baller if someone was into feeding me… i love yummy food i love to eat
oooh u want to send me a breakfast burrito u want me to eat a breakfast burrito for u 🌯
no one ? no one ? no one ? u fucking posers
proposition 6 was an initiative by senator john briggs to expel gay and lesbian teachers from the school system. poster by a teacher's union, 1977.
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
SEE THIS WEBSITE?
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
HOLY SHIT
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
Reblogging to save a life and a gpa
IT CAN DO STUFF ORHER THAN MATH??!!!?!!!????? FUCKING WHAT??!!!!!???
wow
pure fucking gold right here
two notable things about Wolfram:
it’s not AI. It’s basically just an enhanced search engine, but it will prioritize making any calculations it can to directly answer your question. if you ask “how many piano tuners in Chicago”
it will first search databases for direct information provided by a source, rather than return 3 pages of links to piano tuners advertising their business. If it didn’t find one, then it would go “average number of piano tuners in a population is x/y, by our databases that do store that, Chicago is this size, therefore there are likely this many piano tuners”
2. that means that it isn’t always a reliable source. It might be misunderstanding a database or source, it might be drawing from a wrong source, and it doesn’t prioritize links, (doesn’t even always provide them), so it can be difficult to double check it’s work. It’s worth plugging things into for quick answers, but if you need solid answers you need something you can double check.
Wolfram Alpha is the only reason i graduated college
I had a professor who used to work for the company behind WolframAlpha. He never lost a chance to both snark about former coworkers and show us cool tricks.
Wolfram Mathematica is really good at making cool fractal drawings, btw.
I thought that this screencap made scotty’s bottle look like something painted, so 700 notes (sorru it’s so high but I kinda don’t wanna lol) and I’ll try to acrually paint this.
@deactived-offical @no-one-offical @logan-eo-offical @doomedyaoioffical @sloth-offical @australia-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @ghost-corps-offical @hater-offical @heather-chandler-offical @no-tags-offical @clipboard-offical @mean-girl-offical @lies-unofficial @lies-offical @gus-offical @pavement-offical
drunk abd thinking about the wife video
world_of_engineering_75 on Instagram
You know it’s a great puppet when you don’t even notice the two entire people under and behind its body moving its limbs until it’s halfway across the stage.
All I can think of is what must be going on with the puppeteers. Look at their faces. All three of them are LOCKED on this new body they are all sharing.
New drift compatibility type just dropped.
Obama: U busy?
Harry: I’m shooting a perfume ad..
Obama: Is that the one i smelled on you last night? ;)
Harry: Barack please……………i’ll see you later.
Obama: :D
cultural reset
Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?
boring take from real 21st century idiots: bdsm is bad because it's basically torture
interesting take from a fictional 14th century monk: torture is bad because it's basically sex
tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"
clicking "see all" on someone's tags and the missing by a single pixel, causing tumblr.com in its genius to show me all zero posts in the "#and okay the really fucked up thing about this if you ask me" tag
my fave movie is spy kids and my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash
and im ike
Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh
im 26
Now I Am Almost Fourty
