john insprucker is my new dad

coming to you

[harritudur]

1993 / 2022

Dr. ELLIE SATTLER, Dr. ALAN GRANT, Dr. IAN MALCOLM

[poetry-protest-pornography]

They’re all hotter?

[grandtheftflora2electricboogaloo]

They’re all hotter.

[hariheart]

They ARE all hotter

[copperbadge]

A friend of mine recently sent me that second image simply captioned “Panicking in bisexual.” 

[ID: Two images; the top is a promo shot for the original 1993 Jurassic Park, featuring Laura Dern, Sam Neill, and Jeff Goldblum as Ellie Sattler, Alan Grant, and Ian Malcolm. The second image is a promo shot for the 2022 Jurassic Park, featuring the same three actors thirty years older and about three thousand times hotter than the original, which was not unhot to begin with.]

[thisobscuredesireforbeauty]

[manynamedshe]

There are two many levels to this joke and I wanted awareness of neither of them

[systlin]

I hate this so you all have to suffer with me

[depsidase]

[lost-son-of-rome]

It’s your problem now, fuckers.

[deadstuffguy]

New state dropped my dudes

[librarian-raichu]

Florida having a boarder with France would absolutely end up causing WW3 one way or another

[betterbemeta]

so we’re just going to ignore the consequences of dropping the Vatican just below the bible belt

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

WW3 plus Crusades 2: Electric Boogaloo

[swords-n-spindles]

No, no, you moved Italy. The Vatican is its own city state inside Rome, so it stays right where it was, which happens to be Florida now. The pope is now Florida Man.

[sandmandaddy69]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[cookingwithsextoys-deactivated2]

A few quick facts:

1: The game boy advance video cartridges are incredibly hard to make and emulate.

2: mGBA works for this however

3: Yeah, you can make your own gba video cartridges, and allegedly they work in flashcarts on real gbas

4: There’s been a webm of morbius going around thats under 50 mb

5: @ponett tweeted about how she thought morbius should be seen on gba video

6: The gba video cart maker i used doesnt allow for any controlling the video except to restart it. no pause, no rewind, only restart the video. And yes, it does that for ANY input. even the dpad.

These six facts are crucial to understanding how this folder works.

If you’re mad at me and want to send hate for what ive done, please send it directly to my p/\yp/\l

[theshape0fpunktocome]

Hey OP I may be in love with you

[cookingwithsextoys-deactivated2]

theres like a morbillion more pixels in the newer, cleaner, morbboyadvance files. theyre like 7x better bitrate plus a higher res. it fucking works. also, theres a readme now. same folder. really though, the difference is HUGE tho, if anyone wants to post comparisons good luck also if you dled them immediately after posting, they may'n’t work on gba. i reuploaded each version so they should work on gba like above.

this is the most culturally significant thing i may ever do and im so proud of myself for it

an important message from @moonlight-sword (wont let me tag them)

alright morbheads go nuts show nuts

[damnfandomproblems]

not submission. I really hate the "My OC, my rules" thing. Cause like, no? Just because they are your oc doesn't mean you can do whatever you want with them. If you want to make your oc suffer and not like them get help, you deserve to lose rights over them. Especially if you only do that stuff to purposely trigger people. Once you do that, your oc no longer belongs to you. they belong to the public who will take better care of them instead

Making a comment to get this to post.

[tricksters-kiss]

You do not get to take someone else’s OCs for yourself just because you don’t like how their creator is treating them.

[theworldlookswhite]

[waspcup]

[as-thou-will]

I’m absolutely adding this to my Online Entitlement collection. Raymond’s already on there.

[trainthief]

being on the same page as everyone on my dash is really throwing me off, I think I’m going to start shipping Charlie Kelly/the unnamed lawyer from IASIP 

[trainthief]

rom com material

[trainthief]

coded………….

[trainthief]

ok hear me out

[trainthief]

[trainthief]

I’m going to keep adding to this until I start receiving formal complaints 

[unclefather]

new states just dropped and white supremacist sharks live there

[brucebocchi]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Uranium glass chandelier with black light bulbs.

via gothic home decor enthusiasts

[stepstepby-blog]

Perspective. Sami Uçan, in Turkey.

[solardivulger]

damn that cats huge watch out dude

[nayohme]

What the fuck is this ad

[rebellionbae]

Yeah Hank

[etchif]

Yes king your mating dance WAS beautiful yes your shoulder mobility is super impressive. No yeah she'll never find another male with arms as blue as yours I promise bro. She doesn't know what she's missing out on dude

[fractiousrvt]

It's going to be fantastic in 3 years when no one knows what the fuck this is about

[ferot]

[despazito]

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[a-yoda-a-day]

[talus-the-broken]

In any tomato based sauce, vodka, or any strong alcohol doesn't make the dish taste more like alcohol, it releases alcohol soluble elements from the tomato itself, making it taste sweeter, richer and more tomato than even just tomatoes themselves, this adds acidity, which is often tempered by the addition of dairy (usually heavy cream) a la vodka is not a delicate sauce, but any means, it's made with a full intention of every major ingredient hitting well above it's weight. And if you want it even better, try using a good botanical gin or a pepper vodka for even more intensity.

[chilewithcarnage]