hey bro wats up

-Mikey, 20s, NZ

[horsefigureoftheday]

horf

[horsefigureoftheday]

Home is where the horse is

[doublelp]

[cutecipher]

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

[homophobla]

How about instead of teaching men to be "emotionally open" we start teaching women to be emotionally closed and otherwise less gay

[femmenietzsche]

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

[offshoreoilrig]

[papayajuan2019]

batshit normal

[micahdotgov]

slimy to the moon

[chaifootsteps]

[sagacious-sdaughter]

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[thecryptkeeper]

happy pride month

[sexhaver]

[taraxippos]

[mevil]

[gordon-freeman-official]

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[miniangel]

miffy with a pearl earring you are everything