bitchin'

i guess

[dairyfreefrog]

crash

[kaity--did]

Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail and I don’t know how I feel about it 😂

[kaity--did]

Oh listen I know this is very very sweet because again Husband is rocks for brain bubble man. It is hilarious to me because the list has things like

“Favorite ice cream: butter pecan. I married a little old lady.”

“Favorite Ben and Jerry’s (this is different then regular ice cream) Phish Food. Has no idea who Phish is just thinks the chocolate fish are neat”

And I feel exposed.

[kaity--did]

“Favorite flower: orchid or lily, but she can have neither because our cats are stupid demon babies spat out from hell who will eat them and perish. She would prefer chicken nuggets anyways.”

“Favorite donut: old fashioned, for breaking in half and sharing with with the dog.”

“Favorite coffee: iced. Do not offer hot coffee under any circumstance. The only hot beverage allowed is hot coco and the yearly white chocolate peppermint mocha”

Okay I don’t need to be called out like this.

[ruffboi-mags]

the mortifying ordeal of being married.

[kaity--did]

Stop it this is hilarious

[barrbodiedberry]

I made this for class and am proud! Seems like it could find a home on tumblr

[vampire-eros]

i got chills

[kingscrown666]

I'M NOT CRYING YOU'RE CRYING

[jackironsides]

This is gorgeous but OH MY GOD THE CHOICE TO USE THAT SONG WITH THAT WORD REPEATED IN THE REFRAIN???

[hiraethcities]

im genuinely sobbing wtf

[sunshineandteddybears]

ToT

[barrbodiedberry]

Hey guys! Op here and I want to say thank you for all the love and support! I’m going to be making this animatic into a full fledged FILM next semester so stay tuned for more info and concept art! I’m also looking to hire a composer got my festival version bc copyright so let me know if you know anyone!

[barrbodiedberry]

Design updates! Oh and I changed the ending… you’ll have to wait and see why there are 2 Cyclopes….

[dandybound]

this was wonderful i cant wait to see more~!

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[natsumischwartz]

[nylarac]

[ragsy]

[glowstickhaloboy]

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

[shadywinters]

Top tier answers here

[why-i-love-comics]

Represent! #4 - “Believe You” (2021)

written by Nadira Jamerson art by Brittney Williams & Andrew Dalhouse

[hb-pickle]

This is so important. There are literal studies proving white doctors don’t think black patients (especially black woman) feel pain the same way white people do. Please advocate for yourself and stay safe.

[everydaylouie]

hello, world (a test of some virtual singer software!)

(soundcloud)

[babyfairy]

[melodramaticsoprano]

why does this have so much emotion? melancholy? I dunno why but this slaps and makes me feel sad

[xmagnet-o]

A bop

[blackwoolncrown]

pretty shitty how baseline human activities like singing, dancing and making art got turned into skills  instead of being seen as behaviors

so now it’s like ‘the point of doing them is to get good at them’ and not ‘this is a thing humans do, the way birds sing and bees make hives’.

[sonateharder]

I know I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

This is a thing humans do; you don’t have to be good at it to enjoy it.

[biohazrd]

girl help there is not enough enrichment in my enclosure

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aphony-cree]

“These six-pack rings are 100 percent biodegradable and edible—constructed of barley and wheat ribbons from the brewing process. This packaging can actually be safely eaten by animals that may come into contact with the refuse.“ (x) 

They use food their food waste to make them, so it’s a safer alternative that cuts down on plastic waste and food waste

[kristina100000]

[rambling-shark]

Sad to be the one to tell y'all, but aborted children and children died before christening don't get into heaven. They go to the Limbus, the outermost circle of hell, where the souls go who are exempt from paradise without it being their fault

[cephalophor]

You need to update your sources

Since 2007 unbaptized children go to heaven and limbo doesn't exists anymore

[cosmicibe]

mf aint even read the patch notes

[dairyfreefrog]

idk about all these jank ass teachings in all the different sects of christianity because i was taught that souls dont go anywhere when they die until the second coming, and hell is temporary (not that eternal suffering stuff alot of people have been taught). basically when the second coming happens, you either go to heaven or you/your soul stays on earth to get instantly burnt up all crispy (that's the hell part) and you just die and its over and you dont burn for eternity. im not religious anymore but i still believe that bit, mostly because it makes me unafraid of not being "saved". if there is an all powerful and allegedly all loving god out there, he better not be allowing his stray children to suffer in agony till the end of time in the firey pits of hell. like how shitty would that be? satan/lucifer/whatever-his-name-is started all this and god's solution is to give his ex-favorite angel lil playthings to torture forever because they were disobedient? unlikely

[thatonedeer]

Realizing that you are a higher functioning adult when you are not around your parents is such an eldest daughter mood

[makingdonalddrumpfagain]

[minmaneth]

Yep, worth reblogging everytime I see it.

[murdershegoat]

highkey convinced that fireflies do not exist and that the entire continent of north america is making them the fuck up

[murdershegoat]

why r their asses on fire but more importantly why is everybody just ok with it

[willingblams]

sounds like you would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies lit up the world as you fell asleep

[murdershegoat]

[tikkety-tok]

This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

[teaboot]

I feel like I'm being seduced like one of those fancy rainforest birds

[fruitpilled]

is it working

[teaboot]

Yes

[justcatposts]

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

[hottiewitabloggie]

they’re? just? sitting there ???

[ladycavalier]

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

[socialistexan]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[toxictiktoks]

[junabug]

i wanna die

[guillotinedream]

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