Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning
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Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning
they're holding my fucking thang hostage for $6
Ohhhh that is too much for you little spider…
Ohhh nooo…
“Listen kid, red players and blue players have been mortal enemies since the beginning of time”
*camera cuts to a red player and a blue player leashed to each other, making out, touching boobs, etc*
*stepping out of FNM covered in hickeys*
“I think Izzet might be too good in Standard right now.”
France: hundreds of years with baguette -- DID NOT INVENT BANH MI
Vietnam: less than 100 years with baguette -- INVENTED BANH MI
ANOTHER WIN FOR VIETNAM‼️‼️‼️‼️
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having ADHD means you know a person who also has ADHD but it's somehow the most debilitating ADHD of anyone who's ever lived and they smoke 2 packs of cigarettes a day and drink 3 double-shot espressos by 10 am with more to come by noon and when they see you take your adderall they're like "my doctor prescribed me that but i don't want to become dependent on medication to function."
me @ my friend while they down their 5th can of monster energy before 6 PM: wouldn't it be cool if scientists could somehow distill stimulants into an easy-to-swallow once a day package that won't Harm you
what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what
we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!
happy birthday to the only video game ever
people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom
🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩 FunDaisy wrap herself in a orango cover onto a dress like this
You want me to draw Daisy like a blunt
You can’t Abstain your way to a Better World.
The Burger still gets made, even if you go Vegan. If you don’t buy it, it just winds up in the trash. If you want to do something meaningful about waste, you need legislation: It must become a crime to waste food in those ways.
If you care about Animal Cruelty in Factory Farms, you need to get legislation passed. It must become a crime to mistreat animals in those ways, and when malfeasances occurs, the onus of responsibility for those crimes must fall upon wealthy shoulders. That, also, requires legislation. It requires regulations, and regulators.
The largest source of Microplastics is wear and tear on automobile tires. It doesn’t matter what brand of shampoo you buy. It doesn’t matter which company you support with your dollar. The issue of Public Transit is too large-scale to be handled at anything less than the municipal level.
It’s not enough to just not participate in society
If you want the world to Change, you must leverage the mechanisms of political power.
You need Government.
STOP PROPOSING INDIVIDUAL SOLUTIONS TO COLLECTIVE PROBLEMS
Im crying
I dont know why this is so funny to me
i think that cross might be too big for that jesus
small brown rodent-like mammals could be used as a very powerful explosive, and destroyed the lab they were in
what the FUCK
i just tried cutting a carrot with a carrot -_-
no :(
wheres the blunt
This entire interaction is killing me
Green or blue lasers, that are 300mw or higher in power, will permanently fry the cmos sensor.
......Just in case anyone was wondering.
Saw some tags I thought were relevant.
[Image description: the first image is an informative illustration depicting three flock cameras mounted on a pole. The cameras have several green laser beams pointing into their lenses. The text says "You should never use laser pointers on flock cams" in all caps.
The second image is a screenshot of tags that say "remember that their AI facial recognition software is now much more advanced and can read body language as well, they're developing more enhanced detection that can see what your body looks like even with baggy/bulky clothes, and regular medical masks are usually not enough to prevent the system from recognizing you, also don't fucking take your phone with you or have it Anywhere Near You if you do this, don't bring your car. ESPECIALLY don't bring your car if you have a newer model. the ideal situation is to approach it from a direction that has zero flock cameras in a very wide radius, so you can leave your car somewhere and they won't be able to see that you drove up to it, they are prosecuting people for fucking with flock cameras. take this seriously. be smart. be safe. oh oh final note. they're also using gait detection algorithms so ur gonna wanna like. change the way you walk somehow if u walk up to it, I think I remember hearing that it's good enough that walking in typical heels won't work so you should get creative, we live in a panopticon torture labyrinth and I hate it here. be safe." End ID.]
“One day there was an anonymous present sitting on my doorstep—Volume One of Capital by Karl Marx, in a brown paper bag. A joke? Serious? And who had sent it? I never found out. Late that night, naked in bed, I leafed through it. The beginning was impenetrable, I couldn’t understand it, but when I came to the part about the lives of the workers—the coal miners, the child laborers—I could feel myself suddenly breathing more slowly. How angry he was. Page after page. Then I turned back to an earlier section, and I came to a phrase that I’d heard before, a strange, upsetting, sort of ugly phrase: this was the section on “commodity fetishism,” “the fetishism of commodities.” I wanted to understand that weird-sounding phrase, but I could tell that, to understand it, your whole life would probably have to change. His explanation was very elusive. He used the example that people say, “Twenty yards of linen are worth two pounds.” People say that about every thing that it has a certain value. This is worth that. This coat, this sweater, this cup of coffee: each thing worth some quantity of money, or some number of other things—one coat, worth three sweaters, or so much money—as if that coat, suddenly appearing on the earth, contained somewhere inside itself an amount of value, like an inner soul, as if the coat were a fetish, a physical object that contains a living spirit. But what really determines the value of a coat? The coat’s price comes from its history, the history of all the people involved in making it and selling it and all the particular relationships they had. And if we buy the coat, we, too, form relationships with all those people, and yet we hide those relationships from our own awareness by pretending we live in a world where coats have no history but just fall down from heaven with prices marked inside. “I like this coat,” we say, “It’s not expensive,” as if that were a fact about the coat and not the end of a story about all the people who made it and sold it, “I like the pictures in this magazine.” A naked woman leans over a fence. A man buys a magazine and stares at her picture. The destinies of these two are linked. The man has paid the woman to take off her clothes, to lean over the fence. The photograph contains its history—the moment the woman unbuttoned her shirt, how she felt, what the photographer said. The price of the magazine is a code that describes the relationships between all these people—the woman, the man, the publisher, the photographer—who commanded, who obeyed. The cup of coffee contains the history of the peasants who picked the beans, how some of them fainted in the heat of the sun, some were beaten, some were kicked. For two days I could see the fetishism of commodities everywhere around me. It was a strange feeling. Then on the third day I lost it, it was gone, I couldn’t see it anymore.”
Wallace Shawn, The Fever (1990)