Elevate! [the Dalek begins to fly up the stairs]

Hello, i am a human (not a dalek trying to understand human culture to better exterminate them all.... haha. yes.) that is all

[lesbianshepard]

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

[sophiamariabaeks]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

things to take * a nap * it easy * care

[tinsnip]

* on me

[brinnanza]

* me on

[silvamonet]

[fonzworthcutlass]

same

[sobeitjayt]

Me 😔

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

LMAO why is that me though

[mountainshigh-valleylow-deactiv]

😂😂😂😂😂

[sabertoothwalrus]

[intrnetvibes-deactivated2014102]

jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies

[wizardshark]

i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car

[kyrafic]

Tumblr: gateway to great literature.

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

CHEWBACCA’S BACK

AND HE’S

FUCKING PISSED!!!!

[the-kraken-legacy]

Han was like 80% of his impulse control

[powerburial]

hes a loose cannon cop with nothin to lose

[altmode]

[shesnake]

rmr that time aang went to prison

[themysteryoftheunknownuniverse]

this show is a treasure from start to finish 

[ghostsandgoblins]

[clonerightsagenda]

This is the FOURTH time the apartment across the hall has blasted Mr. Brightside. What are they doing

[modernluigi-deactivated20200204]

Just fine.

[illonink]

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language: 1. “Valar morghulis. All men must die.” “Yes, but we are not men.” - Daenerys, Game of Thrones 2. “No man can kill me!” “I am no man!!!!” - Eowyn, LotR: Return of the King 3. “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.” - Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

[thefatlannister]

4. “That’s No Man’s Land. That means no man can cross it”

“No, but it’s what I’m going to do” - Diana Prince, Wonder Woman

[tangedolium]

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

[cap-gamelamer-deactivated201311]

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

[epees]

by throwing it into the harbor

[seductivegirlcode101]

IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST

[pluginhybrad]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!

[rachellweisz]

[catcomixzstudios]

Hey short people! Looking for a way to get taller? Try replacing your feet with LIVE BEARS. You’ll be taller AND have two LIVE BEARS ATTACHED TO YOUR BODY.

[mxuniverse13]

The writing on this show is just so quality.

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[onegirlinalltheworld]