-_-

30 y/o.

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[bgm05]

[sailatina3]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[lostcryptids]

this is exactly how i watch movies

[treecitysessions]

Text I got from my guy friend who’s currently dating a man for the first time when I asked him how it’s going

[treecitysessions]

I heavily fw bro

[talos-stims]

trying to groom her brother | source

[theoneofwhomisblue]

But here's the stomper

[segamascott]

[untitled67344]

Call my cock The Plot the way it thickens.

[untitled67344]

Call my cock The Fear of God the way I put it in you.

[untitled67344]

Is this anything.

[kaijuno]

Cooking With Grabbers

[c3rvida3]

Really love how the person selling this is wearing black latex fetish gloves to protect the pristine condition of Inch the Worm... Beanie Bondage... BeanieSM...

[c3rvida3]

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

[tanadrin]

patron saint of gamers

[lastpositivist]

Lmao staff at a Nigerian hospital hung this up after a boss they didn't like was transferred away

[notthebear]

staff at vampira's hospital posting this when her residency ends

[waywardangel-wilds]

Don’t forget medical malpractice “I like chaos.” Get that doctor away from me.

[cleos-rightfoot]

LMAO😂 not more CLAIRE SLANDER. I like it. I’m on the right side

[sophsun1]

#about me

Seinfeld – 4.03: The Pitch/The Ticket

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?