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A very dangerous homosexual indeed. 19

[omg-snakes]

[plaguedocboi]

Attention Whale Weekly fans: I saw some people that thought “white whales” were fictional but they are Not, and I’m not just talking about belugas. Albinism and leucistism has been recorded in over 20 species of cetacean! The most famous albino whale is a humpback named Migaloo. Look at this large impressive man!

There are also two more albino humpbacks alive currently, including a baby that we think may be Migaloo’s spawn.

There are also multiple albino orcas and dolphins, some in captivity and some in the wild.

And we recently found a white sperm whale. Just a lil baby. Look at the small man;

A teeny tiny Moby Dick. He will grow into a legendary beast someday just like his famous predecessor. I can feel it.

[todaysbird]

the fact that chickens, who produce eggs for families and are fairly low-cost pets after initial expenses, are not allowed in many areas due to noise but dogs, who are considerably noisier and considerably more a risk to people are, is kind of ridiculous

[homeofhousechickens]

The banning of chickens in cities has definitely helped contribute to the creation of food deserts in said cities.

HOAs disallowing people to grow their own food is another example.

[great-and-small]

I recently read an article that argued against allowing chicken ownership in cities due to the fact that urban chicken owners might be more “ignorant of husbandry needs of chickens” and anyone could decide “on a whim” to purchase chickens 🙄

This is an absurd argument considering the VAST collection of extremely high-maintenance and fragile species that are freely available as pets without any concern for their husbandry requirements. It is incredibly easy to purchase a sugar glider or a chameleon on a whim, and both of these animals are far more difficult to keep happy than the sturdy chickens that humans literally domesticated thousands of years ago. Chickens are useful and personable animals that make great pets, and if you’re worried people won’t know how to care for them the solution is to improve education rather than thoughtlessly banning an animal that is actually a great option as a pet for low-income families. I would much prefer to see people choosing chickens as a pet over the dozens of high-maintenance and non-domesticated animals available at the corner pet shop.

[despazito]

there’s nothing barring you from bringing an endangered parrot into your home or even apartment that yells at <100db all day every day

However we had to convince my town that our 6 hens weren’t going to ruin our well (???) lmao. don’t worry you can dump pesticides on the same lawn and they won’t care.

[mellifexfarm]

I feel like its taken a pandemic to make some people (re lawmakers)  realize being able to grow your own food is absolutely necessary and that its absurd its illegal to do basic things like Have A Garden vs a lawn. or have backyard hens

anyway if you live in texas tell your representatives to vote yes for Texas House Bill 1686, which would make it legal for those on single family lots to grow fruits and veggies, and have 6 or less domestic fowl and/or 6 rabbits and/or 3 beehives EVEN IF they live under an HOA or municipality that doesn’t allow it

[todaysbird]

read the above again. you currently aren’t allowed to grow veggies. at your own home

[pro-birth]

One of the things I learned about in perinatal nutrition related to food scarcity caused by social and legal barriers for childbearing families, who more than even need a nutritious, safe diet.

This is one of those barriers.

[redoanrony]

pigeonforge

[absolutely-zero-regrets]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[tehamelie]

It's None Pizza's final form

[noknowshame]

my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

[fotobilog]

[iwillreadyourbooks]

STOP! Let the little penguin cross your dash he has places to go.

[rebelmeg]

I just sat here and waited for a pixel penguin to waddle across my screen, AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN

[forbiddenxxfruitxx-deactivated2]

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

sending people wikipedia articles is my favorite form of humor. one time a long time friend of mine asked why i was using a different name and acting different i sent him the wikipedia page for DID. ryder just asked me why its 108 degrees in nevada right now and i sent him the wikipedia page for global warming and the season of summer.

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

i see you all in the tags going "this is so funny" you better not steal my fucking bit. im copyrighting this joke

[jrwiyuri]

Plagiarism - Wikipedia

[colestyle-deactivated20231123]

you cant do this to me

[ikimaru]

so, Luz is probably gonna have a little scar from last ep, right? 🤔

[dankmemeuniversity]

[assassinationtipsforladies]

In case only children are trying to write realistic sibling interactions : remember this card and the fact that this person’s sibling saw their illiterate child buy this, in fact probably paid for it, and said nothing

[spyderqueen]

[welele]

[doggosource]

[lycaniums-room]

Waiting for an answer

[feotakahari]

I don’t think something can be counted as a sickness unless it interferes with your quality of life. So if being you doesn’t interfere with your life, then there’s no reason to stop being you.

[insomniac-arrest]

people talk all the time about “primal instincts” and it’s usually about violence or sexual temptations or something, but your humanity comes with a lot of different stuff that we do without really thinking about, that we do without being told to or prompted to

your average human comes pre-installed with instincts to:

Befriend

Tell story

Make Thing

Investigate

Share knowledge

Laugh

Sing

Dance

Empathize with

Create

we are chalk full of survival instincts that revolve around connecting to others (dog-shaped others, robot-shaped, sometimes even plant-shaped) and making things with our hands

your primal instincts are not bathed in blood- they are layered in people telling stories to each other around a fire over and over and putting devices together through trial and error over and over and reaching for someone and something every moment of the way

[full-moon-phoenix]

~“Your primal instincts are not bathed in blood.”

My god this is beautiful. Such a refreshing change of pace to the constant glorification of instinctual human violence.

[riggedbones-moving]

my mouse is. dying

[riggedbones-moving]

@liquidstar i’m afraid taking him somewhere will make it worse… whenever he moves he makes a depressed little cry that sounds a lot like the windows disconnecting noise

[liquidstar]

OH. ILL GO FUCK MYSELF THEN I GUESS.

[world-enough-and-timerogue]

HELP IM SOBBING THIS IS SO FUNNY

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

Bid underway to refloat cargo ship aground in Chesapeake Bay

The Coast Guard said in a statement that the ship’s grounding was reported Sunday evening.

It sounds too good to be true but a sister ship of the Ever Given, the Ever Forward, is currently stuck in the Chesapeake Bay

[skies-of-blue]

[ms-demeanor]

The Ever Forward container ship is currently grounded in the Chesapeake Bay near Baltimore, according to the U.S. Coast Guard, nearly a year

It's in Baltimore, which I think means this is appropriate:

[turingtestworkaround]

“Beware the tides of march”

[cloudselkie]

[the-cimmerians]

we have, collectively, the strangest holidays and causes for celebration

[jaeger-bombastic-was-taken]

It had to be done