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@daniiheree
I think I’ve caught feelings for one of my friends again. 🤦♀️ she’s like 2 years younger than me and she’s super sweet and funny and we can just joke around and laugh for hours on end. She’s also drop dead gorgeous but I’m not out to her yet and I’m like 80% sure she’s straight. I know she’s like cool with people being lgbtq and sometimes I get like bi vibes from her but idkk.
🙄🙄🙄
Okay so the girl that I’ve liked for like 4 years works at Starbucks and I have like an unhealthy coffee addiction so I go in a lot and each time i see her we have like a longer conversation. I went in yesterday before class so I had to hurry and she said hi as I grabbed my coffee and I dieddd but I felt bad because I had to just leave 😭😭
REBLOG FOR GOOD LUCK!
im screaming, i reblogged this on october 19th, 2017 at 8:34 am and then i got my rep secret session DM 2 hours later at 10:32 am
im not saying this post works but this post works
Ariana and Liz Gillies talking about their time swapping lip gloss on Victorious during the filming of Ariana’s “Thank U, Next” music video
So another update
I was at work, ya know. Then my crush walks in and at first I was just like wtf then she waved and said hey! I was like woah, then she went to check out and we ask for the phone number for rewards and she was like, what you don’t know it?? I died and she was like no I’m kidding and gave it to me. It’s times like this that I realize why I’ve liked her for 4 years 😅😅
Most people watching Thor: omg Chris Hemsworth is so hot!!!!
Me: KAT DENNINGS IS A FUCKING GODDESS. Like I can’t even with her
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.
ive never hit reblog so fast
Thats 1,595,968 URLs
So I just ran into my crush at Starbucks and of course I look like absolute trash. Then I realized that she is more stunning then ever. So here’s officially to 4 years of liking her 😭🤦♀️😅
fun fact about american history: george washington was apparently so sexy that when he was 17 he went swimming a river and some girl that had a crush on him stole his clothes and watched as he walked around naked looking for them
aaron burr, the guy who shot alexander hamilton and also the second vice president of the united states, tried to start an empire out in texas
marquis de lafayette literally had to sneak out of france to come aid america and while some versions of the story claim that he disguised himself as a commoner, other versions say he dressed up like a woman
literally all the founding fathers had daddy issues, specifically alexander hamilton who refused to even befriend george washington initially because he didn’t want to grow close to someone who had the potential to become a father like figure to him
thomas jeffereson kept a bust of alexander hamilton in his house at monticello for no reason other than the fact that hamilton was his sworn enemy and he felt as though he needed a very expensive bust of his sworn enemy in his house
I love all of this please keep going.
they didn’t let hamilton try this one course of study at king’s college because it was so intense that it made one student literally get sick and have to go home for months on end and that student was james madison
george washington made a rule banning snacks during cabinet meetings because thomas jefferson would always eat mac n cheese which wasn’t big in the us at the time and all the other founding fathers thought it was disgusting
aaron burr once set himself on fire because he attempted to light a candle by shooting it because he was too tired to get an actual match and his gun was nearby
Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get nervous when you quietly do the laundry, or why I ask “are you mad at me?” when you set the bag of groceries down too hard? It’s a totally different way of living and it impacts you long after you’ve left the situation.
This is so important.
Abused kids speak a language you can’t learn
I’ll never forget the people who threw a fit about this post because they didn’t understand the anxiety when someone just seems angry while in your proximity
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.
Tampons are a “luxury item”
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the women’s bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they weren’t necessary.
I found out why after I’d been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladies’ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladies’ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if I’d just been told and there could be no possible argument.
“If I don’t go,” I said in an overly patient tone, “the blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair I’m sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. That’s why I need to go to the bathroom.”
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, “Wait, you mean that if you don’t go, you’ll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!”
I thought, You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasn’t. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didn’t know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And that’s how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
That’s.., that’s insane.
what the fuck did i just read
Elizabeth Gillies wearing a sweatshirt with the name of the new single from Ariana Grande
‘Why do you think Jade connected so strongly with people?’ ‘I dont know.’
Because Jade was our Animal Spirit
Dynasty: Dead Scratch 1.22 season finale.
Don’t tell me this wasn’t funny.
Gahhh I just really love her rn
“Making girls question their sexuality since the early 2000s” gang
When you loved Hayley Kiyoko before you even knew she was a lesbian 👌🏼my gaydar was on point lol
Seriously, when I found out years later that the girl singing about girls loving girls was Stella from lemonade mouth I was so shook. Like, where’s that flawless gaydar now?
Legit loved all of them
