life is heck

19 * she/her * bi * my life is a mess and so is this blog *

[vanish-cherry-deactivated202509]

the energy i aspire to give off

[souryellows]

[flourgremlin-deactivated2018072]

is that a buff delivery guy mermaid Christmas ornament

because I’ve been looking for that my whole goddamn life

[kittyperson]

is that one merman wearing jeans

[merelei]

means (mermaid jeans)

[ancnome]

A JERMAID

[thejemeofficial]

Merry jhristmas

[therealmnemo]

@more-aoe

[jagyularr]

The company is called December Diamonds. You’re welcome.

Other highlights of their merchandise:

They also have some neat mermaid ornaments as well as some truly bizarre things like a leather daddy flamingo, but let’s be real, these mermen are the main appeal.

[alkonoststorm]

@baratheas

@cyggiestardust

@gwen-skyes

@kohakuhime

@kintatsujo

[kintatsujo]

That octomerman looks like he’s ready to pull his literal skin off, help him

[mpuzzlegirl]

@tragicblueblood

[aredblush]

@pale-silver-comb

[kikkerje]

this is so awful, so tacky, so amazing!

And the names! Here’s Mr Mertini…..

and  Snickerdoodle

but for the girls they have some pretty cool options like

Laptop Liz

and I swear creamsicle is just like a friend of mine

and then this awesome one - queen for a day

and I am sooo getting this for my newly wed friends

and guys they do this tacky monstrosity of a dinosaur that I soo need to have

[vampire-crimson]

i honestly love the way the mermaids are designed like they’re wearing dresses instead of just “here have a tail and a bikini top” i have not seen that NEARLY often enough that is so cool

[biffelderberry]

@voldiebuns

[fishyandclintbarton]

Why does Mr Mertini look like Tony Stark?

[tinak0077-deactivated20230921]

Why is this so tacky but I like it I’m crying.

[opalboba]

Funny thing, we actually sell those raptors at my job

[ruinedchildhood]

#me

[itscolossal]

Landscapes by Jason Anderson Blend Precise Pixelation and Hazy Abstraction

[tiktokarchive]

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[livelaughlacroix]

I raise u 

[awkwordalex]

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

[hirudo-verbana]

I add

[deebyfeeby]

please consider

[velvet-vagabond]

A new challenger enters the stage

[serperoir]

how about…

[kropotkindersurprise]

June 2019 - Protesters in Hong Kong use traffic cones to contain the gas from tear gas grenades, then drown them in water. [video]

[renxamamiya]

[mwagneto]

and they were comrades

[starked]

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that

[tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020]

me: i need a plain black t shirt

target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!

target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one

[themadcapmathematician]

Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??

Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter

[dare-to-dm]

Women’s Section: Would you like to play fucking guessing games with our arbitrary sizing systems and style names?  Also, we added a bunch of fake pockets for your personal inconvenience!

Men’s Section: Here’s a bunch of pants organized by the exact inch length of your waist and legs.  With pockets that can hold more than just a credit card.

[sammit-janet]

Women’s Section:  Oh you want a plain tee-shirt?  Here you go, it’s completely see through so you either have to a) wear something else over it or b) let everyone see your bra!

Men’s Section:  Here’s an amazingly comfortable shirt that no one can see your undergarments through.  Have a nice day!

[gutter-adonis]

Women’s section: if you’re a nerd? I guess you wanna show titties and have glitter huh???

Men’s section: Here this has the hogwarts crest on it and it’s like five bucks

[ladylike-foxes]

I…I think the most universally loved, male-gendered human thing…is actually the clothes made+marketed+sold for them.

[sixpenceee]

‌Epidermal burn of the hand exposes bright colors of tattoo ink embedded in the dermal layer of the skin. Via

[youkaiblood]

To unlock or release magic, Mage must burn self

[queencatradora]

For some reason i follow you and i dont watch spop. I am so so very concerned for the cat. Is she okay. What happened to her.

[medievalpoc]

“Why Is My Curriculum White?” (2015)

https://www.luu.org.uk/campaigns/wimcw/

‘Why is my Curriculum White?’ is a national movement aiming to challenge the persistence of Euro-centric hegemonic narratives across curricula. This movement aims to encourage a broader diversity of course content and perspectives, to help provide a richer and more global education. 

photos via https://twitter.com/anaisdpedica/status/867367008962215938

[fikfreak]

Oooh this tea ☕️ is hot … shedding this kind of light on centuries of whitewashing is delicious

[theashesofthefirststar]

"I LIVED BITCH "

[aobaseijohs]

[kittyluvr42]

[stream]

You’re okay! You scared me!  Adventure Time Series Finale