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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@darlingghoulette
Hey!
Do you like to read alternate timeline fantasy? Do you like detective noir meets eldritch horror meets 1980’s Portland? Mystery? Murder? Really smart mouthed protagonists and their found family?
Man, do I have the book for you:
The Runetech Archives: Bronze & Blood Bronze & Blood is a noir-infused dark fantasy set in an alternate-1980s, half-drowned, aether-powered Portland, Oregon. It follows Fadelias “Fade” Corven, a Resonant runetech who can see and feel the currents of magic threaded through the sinking city’s bones. When he’s framed as an accessory to murder, his attempt to clear his name only drags him deeper into a conspiracy involving mob family secrets, forbidden experiments, and a rising cult devoted to an ancient entity stirring beneath the depths. As Fade hunts for the truth, he must navigate a world where every rune has a cost — and some secrets were never meant to surface. A blend of urban noir, arcane engineering, and creeping cosmic horror, Bronze &Blood launches the world of The Runetech Archives. Ebook and paperback are scheduled for release on March 24, 2026!
My fiancé has put his entire soul into this dream project. He’s done every single thing on his own, from world-building and designing the characters, to editing the book cover and narrating chapters and more. Getting traction on social media has been a bit disheartening for him, self-publishing is not for the weak.
I'm so confident that with more eyes on it, it will take off like wildfire. I may be biased as the Fiancée, but as someone with first privileges to have read the book: it's phenomenal. And that's coming from someone who doesn't normally read the genre. However, my little romance-novel smutty heart has been reliably informed that there may or may not be a spicy intrigue plot coming in the second book...
The full audiobook will be available later this year. Currently chapter previews are live on Spotify.
If this kind of ancient magic, murder, and mystery catches your attention, check out the socials!
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(And, of course, don’t tell him I sent you. I’m trying to be a ✨ cool ✨ fiancée)
See you in the Archives 🎙️
"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates
"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein
“why are you, as someone in their 30s, still on tumblr” oh so you think you’re gonna be normal when you’re my age? you think you’re gonna be CURED?? you think the witches’ curse will have been lifted by then?? cmon now
Frankenstein (2025) Hannibal (2013-2015)
He's such a cunt. Look at that fucking eyebrow raise. Girl chill, she don't want your man. Frankly, she's having a hard time understanding why you want your man
Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.
“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.
I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.
What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?
I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’
But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]
[camera zooms in on glasses]
[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”
This should win an Oscar
wasn’t expecting to make this post today, but rest in heavy metal heaven to the greatest to ever do it. what a loss for the world. 🖤🦇
do you ever hang out with someone else’s family and you’re like ooooh. so this is what it’s supposed to be like
"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level
what my atoms are doing is their fucking business man i'm busy trying to stop my dog from eating tissues directly out of the box
nuclei don't touch, but the nucleus is not the core of reality. reality is made of electrons dancing. reality is made of bonds.
you pet your dog and the atoms that are you brush up against the atoms that are him, and the electrons that are you press into the electrons that are him, and both of them change their movement.
electrons of course are not really particles and do not really move.
you pet your dog and the electron-orbitals of your skin overlap with the electron-orbitals of his fur, and both are changed by the contact. you are not made of little motes floating alone in a void. you are a single unfathomable chord formed of a trillion vibrations, and so is he. and the note you play is changing at every moment by what you touch and how you breathe, and so is his. and atoms do not really have edges, and to touch is to interact, and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.
and when you put your hand on your dog the universe does not know that you are separate. the song expands to hold you both.
Papa V Perpetua Black Sabbath: Back To The Beginning (5th July 2025)
That little smile…I miss Uncle Tommy so much.
i could be your girlfriend who never texts you back
ANYONE!! QUICK GIMME A REASON YOU LIKE BEING ALIVE :3