Hopefully Irl People Don't Find Me

If that happens I guess just do us both a favor and a) pretend you never found it or b) rejoice in our similar/accepted interests

[ggori6]

[captainlordauditor]

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

I will face God and walk backwards into Hell

“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”

I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

There are no gods here

Do I look like the kind of man who dies

God’s dead and soon we will be too

I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

[helloitstrash]

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end

This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods

Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

[hubriscomplex]

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

[unheavenlycreatures]

God wishes he were me

One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

[finnwolfhards]

this is superior humor

[duke-chainsaw]

I have some to add:

[mp100fanworkstranslation]

Valentine’s Day

By Tamadango @ Lofter 

TV Announcer:

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and our next segment we will be introducing you to some of our limited edition Valentine’s Day chocolates. Tell us about your limited edition signature chocolates.

For this year we have decided to introduce a line of dark chocolates.  are gift boxes selections are the perfect gift for men.

Reigen: Ugh! It’s such a  gimmick. Valentine’s chocolate and stuff are just a marketing ploy.

All they’re doing is just some repackaging, and they’re able to draw in a gaggle of consumers mindlessly following the latest fads.

Ekubo: Heh! You just see them as sour grapes because nobody’s giving you anything.

Reigen: Ekubo! why are you here?

Ekubo: I just wanted to come over and see if your sorry ass was alone.  Looks like I was right on the money. Reigen: Where’s Mob, aren’t you supposed to be with him?

Reigen: Serizawa is at the movies with his school friends…..Ugh

Ekubo: Awww poor guy, forget girlfriend, you don’t even have any male friends. 

Reigen: Shut the fuck up! Don’t you have anything better to do? get outta here!

Reigen: Hhhmph

Ekubo: Ungrateful bastard, I came here to keep you company you know. 

Ekubo notices Reigen taking his shirt off: Wait what are you doing? 

Reigen: I’m going out. Gonna shop, get food and catch a movie. 

Ekubo: Wait, really?

Reigen: You coming?

Reigen: …….this is all so pathetic.

Doesn’t it look like I’m just shopping, eating and watching movies alone to other people !?  

Ekubo: Wha? Is that really my fault? 

Reigen: Tch! Yes?

Ekubo: haha I thought you wouldn’t be the type to care about what other people thought.

Reigen: …..well…..even then…………

He puts out his cigarette: Let’s head back…….

Reigen: Ekubo? You didn’t have to do this…. Thanks. 

Ekubo: oh….

Oi! Reigen!

Ekubo: Happy Valentines Day.  ~ Darling..

That’ll be 350 yen.  Reigen: Wait! Am I supposed to buy this for myself?!

Ekubo: No shit, it’s not like I’ve got any money.  -End-

[rolloz]

I translated this comic from the Mabinogi KR official Twitter forever ago but I've never seen it posted here so here you go~

Credit to Olivia and the Mabi KR official team ofc I'm just a translator

[dankmemesforsadteens]

a good evolution

[lierdumoa]

Memes have become so heavily context-dependent that they briefly spawned a side-phenomenon of corporations mistakenly assuming that the image combinations are simply random, and that “randomness” is what the new generation finds humorous, and then deliberately creating nonsense ads in a desperate attempt to appeal to the youth, which went on for several years before they finally started hiring younger social media managers.

[bouvillea]

You, the Milletian, is a freelancer and you get hired by an unknown company, AKnights. The manager is awfully fond of you and there’s a friendly coworker who recognizes your work. Another company scouts you and wants you to end your contract and join them instead. What choices will you make?

[bone-cement-huffer]

memeception

[hashtagloveloses]

WE’VE HIT TERMINAL MEME

[bl00dlikeice]

@caesarianconfection

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

I’ve said “I hate this” so many times on this website, and never actually meant it, because “I hate this” is just shorthand for ‘this is an example of a meme given a twist I wasn’t expecting with intent to surprise’. Which is, in of itself, a meme on this site. God damn it.

But this… This is something else.

The rapidity of a meme’s introduction to its zenith to its decline is so rapid that in ten years, you’ll need a damn twenty-page manual to explain this. It’ll be as unfunny and hard to explain as jokes in Shakespeare plays, except even more inexplicable because fuck, at least Shakespeare’s jokes are usually about anal or fucking your mother, good wholesome sex jokes we can all get behind.

For the love of fuck, how do you explain loss.jpg? How do you explain gun?

[mommacomms]

….I THOUGHT THIS WAS A YMCA REFERENCE

[pagesofkenna]

it is a YMCA reference - that’s one of the 6 memes being represented here

ok let me see if i can break this down easily. YMCA is the easiest place to start - the song itself has become a meme over time with people changing the lyrics to reference other pop cultural events. so YMCA is meme one (1)

this first lyric replacement (”take the breadsticks and run”) is a reference to the tumblr meme ‘stuffing breadsticks into my purse’. i think everyone remembers that one so i wont bother to explain it. that’s meme two (2)

“man door hand hook car door” is a meme of its own, a creepypasta from i dont remember when. it was a terrible stupid retelling of the generic ‘stuck in a car while hook handed man tries to kill us’ story so the stupid title caught on for memorability. that in and of itself is meme three (3)

‘gun’ is… yeah i dont know how to explain gun. long story short you add gun to the end of a phrase instead of what you expect the last word to be. its shock funny. its everywhere but its popular to add to “man door hand hook car door” for.. some reason? gun is meme four (4)

and the thing is, this four meme combo is something thats gone around before. meme combos are, itself, a meme. which means taking this meme combo and mixing in another meme actually becomes meme five (5)

which leaves us at loss.jpg. loss.jpg was a terrible bad comic supposed to be about some tragic event, but it was presented so poorly literally no one takes it seriously, and for some reason recreating the four-panel setup has become popular. so thats meme six (6)

(but i need to add that this is the greatest version of loss.jpg i think i’ve ever seen. the initial ‘young man’ lines up with the guy bursting through the door, and the shock meme ‘gun’ matches the shock scene of the woman in the hospital and idk if OP even thought about that but it makes this just so much better)

[animatedamerican]

I wasn’t going to reblog this, but @pagesofkenna‘s comprehensive meme-by-meme annotation is a thing of beauty and should be shared.

[captainlordauditor]

average tumblr post contains one meme, this post, which contains six, is an outlier and should not be counted

[japhers]

it might also just be a coincidence due to loss.jpg’s format but the whole white minimalist four-panel setup is also suspiciously reminiscent of those early 2000’s rage comics

[maps-and-elvis-and-zelda-n-shit]

I was getting a political compass vibe too

[your-uncle-dave]

tag urself im man door hand hook car gun

[politicalcompassmemes]

This works better than I thought it would.

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

This was in my senior project

[kait-the-kitty]

I’m not sorry.

[panickedmartian]

EIGHT MEME COMBO

[smooththegoofyshark]

FATALITY

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

We have officially created a new language 

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

I just had to do it to em

[phoneykin]

THIS FUCKING THREAD I’M GONNA CRY

I LOST IT AND MAN DOOR HAND HOOK CAR GUN AND DIDN’T EXPECT MORE I’M SOBBING

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

M E M E T E N

[soda-soda-pop-deactivated202005]

OwO?

[louchie]

[your-one-true-prince]

W o w

[screamingveryslowly]

You know I had to

[bone-cement-huffer]

I hope you know this is the most cursed addition to my post, and I love it

[joyriding-in-the-fandoms]

THIRTEEN!?

[junepop45]

SOMEONE EDIT THIS FROM THE ORIGINAL PHOTO SAYING “this one does not spark joy” TO THIS VERSION SAYING “this one sparks joy”

[astral-ghoul-deactivated2025100]

[moved-to-ancient-gaylienz]

well i added my contribution : )

why—

[fandersunite]

IM SCREAMING

[robynspreciousnest]

This is the most elaborate meme I have ever seen and damn am I concerned by how it makes sense.

[operahousebookworm]

“You’re in your 30s, but you still understand all this meme stuff?” “Oh yeah, sure.” “Can you explain it to me?” “I absolutely fucking cannot.”

[sword-and-nightingale]

One does not simply explain this

[sword-and-nightingale]

Edit:

Another freaking layer!!!

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

16 motherfucking layers

[catbxy]

In the future someone’s going to ask me to explain this and I’m going to be at a loss.jpg for words

[w2beastars]

Legosi the Selfish Hero

In chapter 114, Legosi beats the shit out of a bunch of animals who sells a phony energy drink that ACTUALLY is made out of herbivores. The purpose of the drink is to make more carnivores addicted to meat so that they will go and buy it from the Back-Alley Market.

As Legosi pummels these shady pricks, he keeps thinking “for the herbivores” over and over again… and that makes him realize that he is not THAT righteous. He just loves the herbivores in general, and he feels good about himself when he fights in order to protect them or avenge them.

Legosi thinks that makes him just another perverted and selfish animal who has a fix of a sort. That he is not actually doing good.

Louis points out that it is BS, and I agree with him.

Besides being a fan of mangas, I’m also a superhero fanboy. I collect comics with heroes no one knows who the hell is, and my best friends has a dozen questions whenever we go to see the latest superhero movie. I just enjoy the idea of heroism in general, but my years of hero fascination is that there in theory is no such thing as a completely selfless hero.

AND THAT IS OKAY, and I will explain why.

About 85% of what we humans do is selfish at some level. Even if you do something for someone else. If you give money to some charity case, you do it because you have money to spare for a good cause, but you also do it because you want to feel better about yourself. And that is okay, that’s just healthy.

Police officers, doctors, firemen, so on and so on, ALL of them are a tiny bit selfish, all of them want to feel like they are doing something good for society.

Being selfish motivates us to do more and be more. Sure, people being TOO selfish means that they might hurt others, but as long as you are aware of what you crave you can make sure that you are NOT an asshole as you try to get what you wants. If you donate money to charity, you should NOT do it so you can get a badge to show off to the whole world so they know you gave someone money you could spare. Telling your friends about it is alright, low-key bragging is not a sin as long as you are not being a douche about it.

So, Legosi fights for herbivores because he likes them. That doesn’t make him anymore selfish than Cap who hates bullies, Spider-Man who feels guilty about not saving uncle Ben and tries to compensate for it, Batman who want to save kids from being traumatized the way he was or Martian Manhunter who wants humanity to accept him even though he is an alien.

Or as Louis would say it:

[beastars-takes]

Haru Did Nothing Wrong, Pt. 1

The first post in which I defend Haru from vicious libels perpetuated by People Who Are Wrong.

Part 1: Why Legosi Likes Haru

I am consistently surprised by the number of people asking why Legosi loves Haru in particular if he just has a “herbivore fetish.” Even Louis is completely dismissive.

But Louis is often wrong, is cynical to a fault, and has plenty of reasons to be bitter about this subject. I think there are better answers. Here’s a few of them.

Keep reading

[beastars-takes]

Haru Did Nothing Wrong, Pt. 2

The second post in which I defend Haru from vicious libels perpetuated by People Who Are Wrong.

Part 2: Haru is Ride or Die

In the last post, I made the case for why Legosi has legitimate reasons to like Haru.

This post is about how she’s a good girlfriend. I often see people criticizing how she acts toward Legosi, saying she’s too slutty (whatever), that she can’t make up her mind, saying it’s “unforgivable” that she would suspect him of cheating, etc. Even the TVTropes page (I know) is rife with this.

So today I want to make the case that basically none of this is true; she’s a far better girlfriend to Legosi than he is a boyfriend to her (bless him). And she’s committed a lot sooner.

Keep reading

[imantame]

[imantame]

[jade-loam]

지읏들

[stariver00]

yum yum robins

[donlemefo]

[maralie-deactivated20211111]

business email glossary

[perks-of-being-chinese]

thanks in advance: get this done by the time i press "send"

thanks for your interest: why'd you have to bring this up

would you be so kind: fucking do it

best: i have never physically met you

all best: this conversation is over

all my best: i wish you would die

happy to help: this is the easiest thing in my inbox

i hope this helps: i've done all i'm willing to do

i did a bit of research: i googled it, because you're too lazy to

sorry to chase: answer my email

so sorry to chase: answer my FUCKING email

i am really sorry for being a pest but: i am LIVID that you are ignoring me

please contact my colleague: this isn't my problem

i'm copying in my colleague: this isn't my problem and i am thrilled about it

i'll check and get back to you: i might forget to

i'll let you know when i hear anything: i will forget to

can you check back with me in a week?: i'm hoping you will forget to

per our earlier conversation: i just yelled at you on the phone

great to chat just now: you just yelled at me on the phone

thanks!: i'm not mad at you

thanks!!: please don't be mad at me

thanks!!!: i'm crying at my desk

please advise: this might be your fault

kindly advise: this is entirely your fault

mind if i swing by?: i'm already in the elevator

can you confirm for me: you told me before and i deleted the email

sorry if that was unclear: i think you're an idiot

let me know if you need anything else: please never contact me again

Reblogging to add a direct quote that I used today -

Please respect my work process: just do it the way I told you to and stop arguing with me, I don't care what you think