Dayton The Unicorn

My life is basically: YouTube, Netflix, YouNow, Wattpad, and food. (P.S. Unicorns are cool.)

[ixrose]

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

[urulokid]

#when is chris evans not steve rogers though

[stravaganza]

[an-other-people-deactivated2013]

#when casting is perfect I begin to wonder about Marvel #do they secretly grow these people on farms #let them loose on the world for a while to establish lives #and then cast them as the role they were grown for

[booksandwildthings]

I have

no idea

what you’re

talking about

[skeletoncl0set]

i do believe this is my fifth time reblogging this

[ilovewintersoldiersandsebastian]

apart form sebastian though he goes from this to this

[lastitalianwitcholdblog]

seb’s the weird cousin

[lovemarvel-trash]

@justaweirdthoughtstuff

[smthsmthurmum]

This is amazing oml

[i-is-surrounded-by-idjits]

Seb’s the fanboy they grew to connect with the audience

[itsanerdlife]

@snowyseba This explains everything!

[marveldcmistress]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots on pinterest. I love it.

[themcuhasruinedme]

I think you missed the other fanboy…

[ellysiacat]

Love this

[sexylibrarian1]

Everybody says Seb isn’t like Bucky… but he IS. He’s Bucky without a mask on. Bucky’s always wearing some sort of mask. Even around Steve. Seb is what Bucky would be like if he’d had the chance to just ~be~.

[that-sokovian-bastard]

UH THIS

[mmmaff-blog]

Um we’re forgetting someone…

[linaofthemyscira]

ITS FINALLY ON MY DASH YESSS

[perpetuallyvex]

Not to forget our “Wizard”:

[formerprincewille]

Aldjaksnana

[patient-wave]

I’ve found it. I’ve found the perfect post.

[im-fangirl-trash-okay-deactivat]

it’s on my dash jdnckdmd

[laufyeson]

these dorks lmaoo

[waywardwilled]

I love everyone omg they’re all so amazing???

[coffee-swimmer]

YES

[ryangosking]

Don’t forget

[eraemx]

Chris looks so hot in that first gif set

[jrubalcaba]

Omg I found THE original post! Holy shit I’ve only ever seen screenshots of this!

[sheridans-dynamos]

This post pops up on my dash every few months and I will never not reblog it.

[lokis-helmet]

This is too good to not reblog

[the-marvel-what-deactivated2020]

Everybody see this, this is the quality trash I came to Tumblr in the first place.

[daily-marvel-dose]

Also

[adjectivebear]

This post is ALMOST perfect, but we’re forgetting someone:

[idkanymor3sworld-deactivated201]

Jeez, this is beautiful.

[scary-stories]

Test Subject 43

Test subject 43 – 2017-08-19

Male

Height – 178 cm

Weight – 94 kg

Age – 22 years

Smoker – no

Drug use – none within the past two years

Alcohol – none within the past two years

Subject 43 is a bit of a rarity; very healthy, near-peak physical conditions. Subject 43 was previously considered to be a borderline Olympic sprinter before financial troubles landed him in severe financial debt. His mental status, up until very recently however, has also exceeded nearly every other test subject.

His extremely durable constitution has enabled us to push him further than any of the previous test subjects by considerable lengths. He has also survived longer than even subject 11 and displayed an unparalleled resistance to light and heat that even subject 19 could not match. Subject 19 was the only test subject so far that could survive direct sunlight exposure for any time longer than a few seconds. Unfortunately, subject 43 began to show signs of mental decay and it was decided to end his experiment before the end of the month.

2017-08-21

Keep reading

[marysjane-deactivated20180203]

oh look at me.. i’m tom holland i have puppy dog eyes and perfect bone structure. go fuck yourself, tom holland

[slimetony]

Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

[slimetony]

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[pyreo]

i didnt learn anything about contouring but that’s okay

[robotlyra]

Her fuckin Katherine Hepburn Done With Everything accent is killing me

[demonicae]

I am sat at my desk… head in my hands… crying with laughter.

[freddie-dressage]

Every line is fucking iconic

[upsidedownsmileyfaceemoji]

SINCE ITS SIMPLY FOR THE DICK

[sephora-obsessed]

😂😂😂

[thecheshiresmiles]

everytime I hear about children of the corn I think about the guy I met at comic con who actually lived in the town they filmed that movie at, and on the farm where they filmed in the corn. he was a teenager at the time and him and his friends would get drunk on moonshine and rustle the corn and let the air out of the tires of the production team’s trailers and shit. and now there’s Wikipedia pages about how the children of the corn set was haunted and they thought they angered god but it was really just drunk hillbillies

[superiorhomo]

I don’t like adding to posts but I also have a funny story like this, so I was watching the movie the Blair witch which takes place in burkettsville maryland, which to me is so funny because that is were my grandfather lives and the town is literally just old people and cows with their main street consisting of a post office. Well anyway he told me that after it came out people were coming in like bus loads to the town to find the witch and my grandfather lives up in the Mountain area and people were up in his property trying to find the witch and it made him angry so he went out and hung up stick people and stacked rocks and it freaked the people out so they started thinking something was out there when really it was my 80 year old Italian grandpa who wanted people out of his woods.

[ginathethundergoddess]

We had ghost hunters come to a historic house in my town to film and if you think every high school kid in town respectfully stayed at home that night instead of going to fuck up that filming you’re dead wrong.

[animentality]

this is comforting, actually, sometimes paranormal things are just a bunch of bored people dicking around in the woods.

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

New favorite cryptid: locals

[dailyniall]

Chad and Tucker, 5/3/18 - 5/7/18

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Don’t let depression stop you from being that bitch

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Or that nigga because niggas be depressed too

[monsttarchive]

I’m a nigga and I still wanna be that bitch

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

Be. That. Bitch.

[lumberjackmack]

BE THAT BITCH

[chazim-deactivated20180520]

A bad bitch at that

[symphonicseauxl]

*is*

[samoishere]

*and always will be*

[curlsandstems]

Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

[thewanderingnegro-deactivated20]

“Whats your safe word?”

[curlsandstems]

That part had me weak 😂😭😂😭😂😭 

[paninimami]

“You think I’m in pilates?”😭

[trashg0d-deactivated20180217]

“watch ya fingers bootyhole man!!” Lmfaooaoaoaoooo

[justcariii]

Lol i need to be his friend

[reggienicolerocket]

The sound he makes when he picks him up 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[angeryphil]

Trying To Live My Truth

[adonischildsupportcase]

[onlyblackgirl]

Honestly everyone on Instagram can go homemade Will Smith is all that matters now.

[queenstravelingdarling]

“This feels stupid” 😂😂😂😂

[darkislovelyyyy]

He’s such a dad, ugh I love it

[sobeitjay2]

View this post on Instagram

We bought some dumb ass camera gear

[malikthaelite]

I feel like Will Smith just discovered the internet and it’s my favorite thing ever.

[beautifuljazzy16]

😂😂😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀

[find-yourchill]

This fit though 😂 I love him

[onlyblackgirl]

Them pants lmao.

[jeniphyer]

Y’all missed the best part

[boulevard-of-june-30th-deactiva]

I feel like those pants will only suit him because if I tried I’d look like a giraffe with a limp smh

[bob-belcher]

[yungxicanaa]

This makes me laugh so much

[jaeswavy]

“Yeah I’m in a bouncy house, but will this country ever bounce back from our current administration?”

[best-of-memes]

Rich people showers

[officialkeikoandgilly]

[labyrinth-runner]

reblogging for that gif

[immenseheadaches]

i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself 

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

Not gonna not reblog this….

[atomskdluffy]

The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

[mr-prism]

*muffled screams*

[sunnyddlgblog]

I had to

[yournewapartment]

Hi! Do you have advice for a 19yr old who wants to move to be w/ their SO in another state a few hours away. Never lived in an apartment before. How do you go about looking for jobs/apartments in another state? I feel like once I graduate in May, I need to work for at least a year here and get a car before going. It's something I need to do for my happiness and for our relationship, but I'm not sure how to go about it and when

Saving up money is definitely something that needs to be done before you can move out, I recommend having 3x the rent of your new apartment in savings before moving. Set a tentative date for moving in with your SO, start saving up money, learning some basic Adulting skills, and even do some leisurely apartment searching in your free time.

Check out these posts:

Adulting - How to Adult

Apartments - The Comprehensive Guide to Finding, Renting, and Setting Up an Apartment

Apartments - Finding an Apartment Across State Lines

Apartments - Furnishing Your Apartment

Budgeting 101

Cars - Some General Advice

Cleaning - Cleaning Products You Need

Jobs - Job Hunting Out of State

Jobs - Interview Outfits

Jobs - Job Interview Questions

Jobs - Making a Resume With No Work Experience

[dayton-the-unicorn]

Different people talking in class:(real questions)

Fuckboys: remember when our parents changed out poopy diapers?

Athletes: we are in the practice gym today, right?

Smokers/Partiers: did you see my new vape?

Me: does the illuminati have something to do with the burmuda triangle?

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[magic-owl]

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

[shit-editor]

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

[thewickedwilds]

Sorry, what year is this again??