big union gobshite

29. He/Him. Bisexual. Marine Biologist. Bug Enjoyer. Vegetarian. Local Cryptid. ☭. IWW. Scouse National. Follower of the Apocalypse. What are your pronouns & would you like to join my union?

[lizzienoodles]

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

[sandmandaddy69]

[pointnclick]

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[lilhoneycat]

[gaytanic-panic]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[museify]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Hmmm

[asteroidtroglodyte]

You cannot parody America in any way that matters

[driftwooddave]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

They used to sell these at The Gap

[transcyberism]

So I see there's a Disco Elysium quote on this post. Speaking of ZA/UM...

They are selling a drawstring bag made to look like the disposable shopping bag the protagonist of the game they stole the rights to used to gather bottles to recycle for money in order to afford a place to sleep at night for 159€. in case you were wondering

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I oughta start a collection of these kinds of images

The Bikini Atoll Bikini, for your perusal

[marxismopportunism]

[razielim]

that's it that's the nutshell genai is in

[rubacmk]

☠️

[hungwy]

today someone asked me what my favorite even-toed ungulate is… god, who could decide?

[hungwy]

this was ignorant of me to post. of course its the muskox

[hungwy]

and here comes my favorite boy…

[weaselle]

okay. some of you must surely be getting tired of seeing me say this but i literally cannot help myself- THAT IS AN ICE AGE GOAT. THAT CAN GET TO BE 800lbs BIG.

we called them musk-ox because we thought they must be some kind of cow thing, but they are actually a goat thing; this is to a normal wild goat what a woolly mammoth is to a normal elephant, only these things survived.

and i absolutely cannot help myself because of the tizzy my brain goes into over the twin facts of

1: ice-age megafauna that is still alive! and

2: EIGHT HUNDRED POUND GOAT

you can see the goatishness a little more in their babies

i just, i am crazy over the fact that these guys are still alive on our planet

[headspace-hotel]

MEGAGOAT

[animentality]

[glorianas]

[lenfanttterrible]

[thatkindoffeminist]

[kiwinning]

[sensoryoverloadistry]

The Grad Student Shuffle- Christ Fleming

[throesofincreasingwonder]

[catherinebunnington]

when you see something that needs to be done and you think “someone should take care of that” just remember that you’re someone

[calamitys-child]

If we can’t live without dishwashers

how would we live without cops?

[dogpuppy]

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[jackfrostsdaughter]

Neil Banging Out The Tunes 2: Neil Jams On

(His name is also Neil lol)

[carlosmarcosapproved]