SAVE ME!!!

pls ignore old posts. i am keeping them up for the giggles but i assure you i hv grown and matured as a person 😭

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There is 1 impostor among us. (and it’s @amazingphil ofc)

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nOOOO

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amazingoikawa

Oikawa, to Iwaizumi: Roses are red,

Oikawa: Violets are blue,

Oikawa: I like spaghetti,

Oikawa: Let’s go fuck-

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HQ!! and their pets

(i thought of all of these right at this moment oops)

Aone: A turtle. 

NEXT;

Kenma: a lil kit

Oikawa: a uhh a pOMERANIAN (which he calls iwa-chan so he can pretend that it’s human-iwa who’s cuddling him)

Tsukki and Yams (yes they share a pet b/c they are domestic and in LOVE): f̴̡̼̭̥̫͔̟̠̉́́̋̚͠͠ͅr̴̼̰̖̹̣̓̎̓̒̃̈́̆̈o̵͚͓̱̳͎̪͚͑̋̀̈́̈́͝͝ģ̷̲̭͓̂͛

Ushijima: a- a cow named bESS

The Miya twins: a rock

Kageyama: Hinata

Feel free to add whatever you want lol

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exams r coming soon

Teacher: If you want to do better, you need to pull up your socks

Kageyama: But I’m gay???

[looopylupin]

Draco: can you do that thing?

Harry: ...what thing?

Draco: you know, the thing that makes me happy

Harry: oh! *smiles*

Draco: ᵗʰᵃⁿᵏˢ

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confused silence

Kenma: Hah, people keep saying I have so much potential, it’s too bad that when I jump out the window all that potential energy is gonna be converted into kinetic energy-

Kuroo and Yaku: Horrified noises

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Why would you hate when you can masturbate

Pansy Parkinson to Draco Malfoy about Harry Potter

[venndam]

I'm sorry my darlings, but Draco is a bottom. You can't change my mind.

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When you read through 10 chapters of excruciating slow burn only for it to be top!draco 😔

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mmm cubes..

dan really humped a box, right? that wasn’t some fever dream i had?

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i am livid

PHIL’S NEW VID BROKE ME I CAN’T HE’S JUST A BABY WHO WANTED LOVE AND THEN DAN CAME ALONG, TOTALLY DEPRIVED OF LOVE, AND IT JUST FITS PERFECTLY AND I WANT TO CRY BECAUSE HE’S A BABY GRRRRRRRRR

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humour me

Reasons why Draco Malfoy is gay: He has daddy issues

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Title: Coffee, Quidditch, Kisses

Artist: anokaba

Characters: Harry/Draco

A/N: Morning quidditch practice interrupted for some coffee and kisses.

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PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY i am actually having a stroke rn but PRETTY PRETTY PRETTY

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kesha plays in the background

-while talking about Remus-

Janus: he likes eating people-

Virgil: he what

Janus: -out. he likes rimming

Virgil: ...

Janus: oh, he’s also a cannibal

Virgil: -has three fucking seizures-

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bitches really be saying belle and the beast’s relationship was toxic but their otp is sungwoo and yoonbum (。_。)

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i started listening to avenue q and if you were gay is the phandom @ dan before he came out istg 

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DAN DAY DAN DAY DAN DAY DAN DAY DAN DAY

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being musical trash and dan and phil trash gets my friends worried about whether im going to say the internet is for porn or the internet is here. i aim to confuse 😌