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Given that patent attorneys, especially back then used to have hard science degree, it makes the one about how they know the weight limit on a bridge funnier.

gunsandfireandshit

For the uninitiated:

bisexual-engineer-girl

My preferred version:

anonymus-maximus-er

Dad 100% studied physics or engineering, he's just also a troll, which is why he's a patent lawyer.

marxistlesbianist

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

succubusboyfriend

worst relationship status to have w someone is “objectively they’re a fine person who is nice but i don’t enjoy their company as much as they enjoy mine”

succubusboyfriend

second worst relationship status to have with someone is “objectively they’re a fine person but they Bother You”

succubusboyfriend

secret third technically more harmless but in practicality more frustrating relationship status is “objectively they’re a fine person and they like so many of the same things i do but they like them in a fundamentally different way that is harmless but reads wrong to my brain and it has made attempts at forming an actual bond with them aggravating more than anything”

succubusboyfriend

tbh i think stuff like this is why so many people, especially younger people, fall into this trap of “well if i don’t like a person or thing, they must be bad”. it would be so much easier if you could dismiss them as bad and move on. but it’s like, no, Objectively Fine people or things can just not mesh well with you for totally subjective reasons. and sometimes when they’re people you mesh much better with their brain than they do with yours. and sometimes you have to live with that.

bgm05

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

bedazzlecunt

what they dont tell u about bouncing on it is that is actually takes a lot of stamina and core strength

duckbunny

health reporting loves to go "this one weird trick improved all of my stress and health markers!" and the weird trick is like, go kayaking for three months or spend a month at pressure and... yeah. that will help. that's called "taking a sabbatical" and it is very good for you to have a period of rest and play and a change in your environment. I don't think it's about the kayak though

baddywronglegs

The Victorians used to swear by the healing properties of going swimming in the sea, an activity which was coincidentally impossible to do in their home cities and towns where the air was an even mix of coal smoke and aerosolised child labour.

wandererseas

Master and Commander comfort movie pov

not-trustworthy

elliotchen-apologist

seravph

omg I just remembered that to love another person is to see the face of god

carolsturka

cardentist

generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

ramshacklefey

Also, for ADHD symptoms specifically, if they ask something like, "Do you have trouble waiting your turn in conversations?" and your answer is, "No I'm a grown up I don't interrupt people," but you are constantly finishing sentences for people in your head and have formulated three replies before they finish talking.... the answer is yes, yes you do.

And if you can stay in your seat but are constantly bouncing a leg, clicking a pen, tapping out a rhythm on your thigh, or otherwise fidgeting, the answer is, yes, you do have trouble staying in your seat.

Neurotypicals do not require iron clad self control and three coping techniques to sit still during a meeting.

cursed--alien

What if your answer is "No, I don't have trouble waiting my turn because I can't tell when it's my turn so I never take my turn."?

cardentist

*taps sign*

fullmetalfisting

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat