Another Star Trek Shitpost Alt

I like Star Trek an unhealthy amount. But then most things are unhealthy these days. Might as well like this.

[cardboard-moons-ie]

Pride month you guys!

Is this an excuse to share my T4T RikerTroi agenda…? Yeah

[denobulanpolycule]

[your-neighbourhood-antisocial]

[admiralsreadyroom]

Admiral Janeway: it will take sixteen more years to get home

Janeway: can’t mess with the timeline, the time cops already hate me

Admiral Janeway: 22 crew members will die

Janeway: sad but every crew loses people

Admiral Janeway: your best friend Tuvok will slowly and horribly lose his sanity

Janeway: the doctor will figure something out

Admiral Janeway: Chakotay and Seven get married

Janeway: …what

Admiral Janeway: they’re secretly dating right now

Janeway: ok we’re getting the hell out of this fuckass timeline

[lenin-it-to-win-it]

The real reason garak got exiled was for doing drag under the name Gulp DuCock

[denobulanpolycule]

Canon

[krismasdreemurr00]

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

please reblog this until i find my true love. i am so alone

[tables-but-with-a-very-long-name]

Made it poly friendly

[witheringsapphic-deactivated202]

oh hell yeah even better

[courtjester69420]

Made one for aromantic trans people 👍

[queen-mihai]

Reblogging for poly people, mono people, and people who need their keys

[goldentigereyemania]

Hope y’all find what you’re looking for

[starblorb]

[icantspellthings]

Okay then

[denobulanpolycule]

Just being inclusive

[cdr2002]

Ok, so follow me here

The lizard assassin is fucking the twink doctor, and the twink Doctor is fucking that cool Irish dude who supports unions (based). The twink Doctor is ALSO fucking an android but that’s the other show

The union man is married a schoolteacher (based) who is helping their wife’s planet ecologically recover from a fascist occupation, because she’s awesome

Their wife is an anti fascist freedom fighter (based) and the biggest lesbian you’ve ever seen. The union guy is like, an exception. And so is her goo boyfriend. Goo boyfriend might enemies to lovers-ing the local bar owner. AND she’s dating two different women hosting the same worm (bad news about the tall one) and they’re both madly in love with their wife from a previous lifetime. The tall one I s also fucking that dude with the funky sword and two dicks. They’re married, actually.

The short worm girl and the terrorist (based) are both dating this girl who works slot machines who helps her husband start a union (based). She and her husband later become the leaders of an entire government and pass pro worker and feminist reforms (based)

The terrorist (based) also has a complicated toxic yuri situationship with her kinky evil dominatrix alternate universe self who is a dictator (god forbid women have hobbies)

In the alternate universe the short worm girl is a goth and married to the slot machines girl who’s a freedom fighter. The tall worm girl is in a throuple with the twink Doctor but he’s not a doctor he’s an asshole and the captain who in the main universe is everybody’s dad.

He is the best dad in the multiverse and cooks a mean jumbalaya. This is vital information

He has a cool space trucker wife and a son who’s a writer and best friends with the son of the alien labor union spouses. Dad might be doing an enemies to lovers thing with this theater kid who betrayed him

There’s also this creepy lizard nazi who comes by every once in a while to pester them. He’s the worst.

His daughter however is the most precious soul in the world and she was taken too soon

[crazy-lizard-lover]

This is the best explanation of the DS9 polycule

[cdr2002]

Omg thank you so much :D

[denobulanpolycule]

Did someone say polycule?

Srsly, nicely done ❤️

[raguleader]

I'm not saying I approve of their actions, I'm just saying that I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt especially because they're fictional characters who haven't done anything in real life.

[star-trekster]

I don’t know how this appeared on my screen part 2

Based on Chuck Tingle book covers and this (part 1) and this post

[denobulanpolycule]

Star Trek is best when its full on lgbt and doesn’t care what anyone thinks

[spots-lights]

NO NO 💀 you gotta be kidding me Enterprise has an MPREG episode???? ITS ONLY EPISODE 5 😭😭

[denobulanpolycule]

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Yah, ain’t it wunnerful?

[costco]

hello professor i did not do the assignment because it sounded like a stupid fucking waste of time and i think you should be fired for giving this to me. maybe make the next one more interesting/relevant and i will consider it. regards

[denobulanpolycule]

FUCKING LIFE ADVICE

[denobulanpolycule]

[kyshkasa]

POV: two bisexuals give you relationship advice

[denobulanpolycule]

But is it any good?

[mkkstartrek]

Andy addressed Garak/Bashir slash fairly often, but this clip is one of my favorites - I love the way he’s pretending to be so shocked and yet is so totally on board with it too.  He also reveals what activity Garak loves the most. ;-)

[tinsnip]

Transcript, because I’ve watched this enough times to almost know it by heart~

QUESTION: One thing I was wondering is why, is the reason why Garak is so friendly with Bashir–

ANDY ROBINSON: Did you hear the way she said “friendly” with Bashir?

QUESTION CONTINUES: …was because he might be attracted to him?

ANDY ROBINSON: (in a gleeful shout) WELL, OF COURSE! OF COURSE HE’S ATTRACTED TO HIM! (more conversationally) I mean, you know, let’s be frank here: Garak’s sex life is up for grabs! I mean, you know, Garak doesn’t have strict definitions about… you know… I mean, please, he has a good time! I mean, girls like to have a good time! Garak does–he doesn’t care what it is or who it is, as long as it’s intelligent, it can read, it can write, and he can have a conversation with it! Actually, Garak is turned on more by conversation than by anything else. The way to Garak’s heart is through conversation. There’s no question about it.

[garaks-padded-bra]

‘Girls just wanna have fun’ applies to girls and also elim garak from star trek deep space nine

[denobulanpolycule]

Garashir is my favorite ship.

[denobulanpolycule]

Honestly, I’m surprised this blog name was not taken. Denobulan polycules are just their way if doing things.