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greelin

being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors

yves-and-scessernee

with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors

so-much-to-read-deactivated2025

half-giant-fighter

themostdapperest

It was hard to express the joy of her expression in such a small sprite. Look at her.

ozth

curious

scorpio-system

AAA video game publisher voice: "Look. The goose layed a golden egg, and that's nice! Everyone loved that egg. But keeping the golden goose means paying for bird feed and I don't want to, so I killed the goose."

vanshira

#‘that goose keeps laying golden eggs. that’s stagnation. I’m going to kill it and go look for a goose that lays diamond eggs’#‘that goose normally lays golden eggs but this time it laid a silver egg. I’m going to kill it because even though I can still make good#money with that it’s not as good as a golden egg’#‘that golden egg laying goose only lays an egg once a day instead of constantly shitting them out. I don’t care that golden eggs take time#if they’re not constant the goose is worthless to me’

@thebaldursmouthgazette y u leave all the good stuff in the tags

punkitt-is-here

you play the new deltarune chapter and they do the mike thing again but this time its just different dess designs. do you see the vision

#deltarune

ifdragonscouldtalk

"Why do they care about Fauci now?"

Because of the midterms

"Covid was years ago I don't understand why theyre rehashing it!"

The midterms are happening in a few months

"How can they hold him in contempt? He didn't say anything!"

They're performing political theater to remind people of how upset they were during the pandemic about the decisions being made because the midterms are happening in November and the Covid backlash is how they won 2024.

Please please please learn to recognize political theater when it's happening. It'll spare you so much grief.

minart-was-taken

If I had a nickle for every time I've enjoyed a piece of media because it had a deep understanding of the female experience, only to find it was made by a man and going "Huh! Ok, thats cool too," and moved on with my life just to run into the creator again years later and find out she's come out as a trans woman, I'd have two nickles, which is really awesome and I hope theres lots more to come.