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t’challa: give me an army
m’baku:
A sudden, terrifying thought
When you see an animal with its eyes set to the front, like wolves, or humans, that’s usually a predator animal.
If you see an animal with its eyes set farther back, though—to the side—that animal is prey.
Now look at this dragon.
See those eyes?
They’re to the SIDE.
This raises an interesting—and terrifying—question.
What in the name of Lovecraft led evolution to consider DRAGONS…
As PREY?
I know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting
i know this isn’t part of my blogs theme but like this is interesting
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What species hunts dragons for sport?
What species glorifies the slaughter of dragons as the sport of kings?
What species are you?
Holy shit.
The overwatch crew just made something adorable
Like I’m an actual fucking artist and so are a million god damn other people on the planet and the person being recognize for their art by a game company is a fucking child? Nah. So much fuck that.
well if the criteria for recognition is being a fucking child i’d say you still have a chance
"I desire only to live in this world for your sake," the king wrote to him.
historians: king james’s sexuality is debated but he was probably straight
james: i love george so much
historians: ah you see but male friendship was very close at the time
james: george is my husband
historians: clearly just a little joke
george: hey james remember that really good sex we had
historians: but james had children with his wife???
anne of denmark: i like when they let me watch
historians, plugging their ears: STRAIGHTY STRAIGHT STRAIGHT
Favorite parts of the developer update:
Crimson Days:
Each Crimson Engram is very strongly weighted to new rewards when decrypted until all new event items have been obtained.
Completing Nightfall, Raid, and Crimson Days milestones during Crimson Days will reward you an exclusive Legendary Emote, Weapon Skin, and Exotic Sparrow, respectively.
Crimson Engrams can also drop from completing the Crimson Days match and from completing the Crimson Days milestone.
Players will earn double engrams at level-up: one Crimson Engram and one Illuminated Engram for the duration of the event.
General:
Masterwork Armor
We’ll give players more direct purchase options and make adjustments to Bright Engrams to allow players to get the items they want more often.
Strike Scoring is coming to Nightfall and replacing the current time limit mechanic.
Exotic Repetition Reduction (This will prevent players from receiving the same Exotic twice in a row. You may still receive duplicates, just not consecutively.)
You will finally be able to see the other members of your fireteam on the destination map.
Crucible:
Beginning with Season 3 we will introduce Seasonal Crucible Ranks.
Private Matches are coming to all players of Destiny 2.
6v6 Playlist
Earning reputation will unlock unique Seasonal Vendor rewards and will reset each Season.
Playlist Repetition Reduction
When multi-emote launches, you will be able to choose which emote you have equipped to each of your four emote slots.
We are targeting an additional 50 slots to player vaults.
We are adding an Exotic accessory tab to Vault collections so you will no longer need to spend Vault space on Exotic Ships, Sparrows, and Ghosts.
In October David Harbour agreed to be in a fans senior photos and it’s finally happening. I will add the rest of the photos as soon as they’re posted.
fucked up how cooking and baking from scratch is viewed as a luxury…..like baking a loaf of bread or whatever is seen as something that only people with money/time can do. I’m not sure why capitalism decided to sell us the idea that we can’t make our own damn food bc it’s a special expensive thing that’s exclusive to wealthy retirees but it’s stupid as hell and it makes me angry
bread takes like max 4 ingredients counting water and sure it takes a couple hours but 80% of that is just waiting around while it does the thing and you can do other things while it’s rising/baking plus im not gonna say baking cured my depression bc it didn’t but man is it hard to feel down when you’re eating slices of fresh bread you just made yourself. feels like everything’s gonna be a little more ok than you thought. it’s good.
bread is amazing and it’s also been sold to us as something really hard to make? Every time I tell someone I made a loaf of bread I get reactions like “you made it yourself???” and “do you have a bread machine then?” I haven’t touched a bread machine in probably 10 years. You CAN make your own bread, folks, and it’s actually pretty cheap to do so. I believe the most expensive thing I needed for it was the jar of yeast. It was about $6 at the grocery store and lasted me MONTHS (just keep it in the fridge.) The packets are even cheaper. destroy capitalism. bake your own bread.
You can also make your own yeast by making a sourdough starter, so that cuts cost even more.
But you have to feed the starter daily/weekly and that means it grows quickly, but there are tons of recipes online for what to do with your excess starter. Cookies, pretzels, crackers, pancakes, waffles, you name it!!
Here’s a link to The Home Baking Association’s site. It has recipes and tips.
Make it even easier - “No-Knead Bread”. All YOU do is mix the ingredients together and wait until it’s time to heat the oven. The yeast does all the rest.
Here’s @dduane’s first take on it and the finished product. We’ve made even more photogenic batches since.
Kneading is easy as well; either let your machine do it, or if you don’t want to or don’t have one, get hands-on. It’s like mixing two colours of Plasticine to make a third. Flatten, stretch, fold, half-turn, repeat - it takes about 10 minutes - until the gloopy conglomeration of flour, yeast, salt and water that clings to your hands at the beginning, becomes a compact ball that doesn’t stick to things and feels silky-smooth.
Here’s what before and after look like.
My Mum used to say that if you were feeling out of sorts with someone, it was good to make bread because you could transfer your annoyance into kneading the dough REALLY WELL, and both you and the bread would be better for it.
Then you put it into a bowl, cover it with cling-film and let it rise until it doubles in size, turn it out and “knock it back” (more kneading, until it’s getting back to the size it started, this means there won’t be huge “is something living in here?” holes in the bread), put it into your loaf-tin or whatever - we’ve used a regular oblong tin, a rectangular Pullman tin with a lid, a small glass casserole, an earthenware chicken roaster…
You can even use a clean terracotta flowerpot.
Let the dough rise again until it’s high enough to look like an unbaked but otherwise real loaf, then pop it in the preheated oven. On average we give ours 180°C / 355°F for 45-50 minutes. YM (and oven) MV.
Here’s some of our bread…
Here’s our default bread recipe - it takes about 3-4 hours from flour jar to cutting board depending on climate (warmer is faster) most of which is rise time and baking; hands-on mixing, kneading and knocking-back is about 20 minutes, tops, and less if using a mixer.
Here ( or indeed any of the other pics) is the finished product. This one was given an egg-wash to make it look glossy and keep the poppy-seeds in place; mostly we don’t bother with that or the slash down the middle, but all the extras were intentional as a “ready for my close-up” glamour shot.
I think any shop would be happy to have something this good-looking on their shelf. We’re happy to have it on our table.
Even if your first attempts don’t work out quite as well as you hope, you can always make something like this…
can we have more posts like this in future please? this is really useful and could help those who are struggling
despite what rian johnson tried to achieve with shirtless kylo ren, this was the hottest moment of the movie
i am inclined to disagree
everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?
what the fuck
what the fuck
a MALE toaster oven
I support their forbidden gay love
“Not doin that again that burned”
“We both enjoyed that.”
I’m dying how did this get produced
He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned
put this in the MOMA
“bad doodles” bruh
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This is important. Could you guys reblog this?
If you have kids, please watch this video :)
Condom filled with tea
It’s 4:41am, my insomnia is in full swing, and as soon as I unmuted this I skipped the laughing and went straight to crying.
tea condom, under vicious slapping assault: blapblapblapblapbloopblapbloopblapblipbleopbleopblwepblepblepblap
@shaemoi
It’s like tickling a Slime
I KNOW HOW MY FILTHY MUTANT ABILITIES UPSET YOU, SCHMIDT. DON’T WORRY–
–YOU WILL DIE PURE. NO MAGNETISM
JUST FISTS.
reblog Magneto punching a Nazi
you won’t get anything for it, except for a kickass photoset of Magneto punching a Nazi on your blog
i had a dream about fucking… vampire discourse on tumblr like;
“reminder that blood sucker is a slur”
“vamp-born-vamps are valid if u got bitten later in life you’re not part of the vamp community”
“support vamps who drink human blood, support vamps who drink animal blood, support vamps who drink animal and human blood”
fantasy tumblr would be fucking insufferable
god can you even imagine
“If you only have two legs you’re human-passing and don’t belong in the fantasy community”
“What about satyrs?’
“You can wear shoes”
“Just a reminder that if you appropriate mermaid culture you’re a piece of shit”
“Actually we don’t mind because a lot of our culture comes from humans”
“Shapeshifters aren’t valid because they can be human if they want”
Oh my god it gets worse and worse
Listen Sweaty :) :) :) Bigfoots and Jersey Devils aren’t REAL mythfolk :) :) You r just confuused humans :)))
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
stop fetishizing incubi
ONLY 👏FAIRIES 👏CAN 👏MAKE 👏FAIRY 👏RINGS
Why the FUCK did no one tag me in this
Werewolves are still werewolves no matter what form they’re in. We don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in human form, we don’t stop being werewolves when we’re in wolf form. Stop werewolf erasure!
Listen, I’ve been in a committed relationship with a selkie for over ten years. I can tell you that whole hiding-the-pelt-thing is total bullshit. If he wanted to leave he could, I am not holding him hostage. Please, stop spreading this hurtful misinformation.
Support veelas who dance naked at the crossroads
Support veelas who seduce random townspeople
Support veelas who take shepherds as lovers
STOP SLUT SHAMING VEELAS!!!!!!!
friendly reminder that “ghost” is a term reserved for noncorporeals. if you’re semicorporeal you’re a poltergeist. stop calling poltergeists ghosts.
destroy the idea that zombies “need” to eat brains
some zombies can’t eat brains due to physical conditions that make them too weak to gnaw through the skull
some zombies can’t digest them
some zombies just don’t like the taste
all of these zombies are STILL VALID
DONT 👏 HOARD 👏 ITEMS 👏 UNLESS 👏 YOU 👏 A 👏 DRAGON
This post gets worse every time I see it
OhmyGOD
LET👏SHIFTERS👏INTO👏THE👏COMMUNITY👏👏👏👏 THIS INCLUDES ALL SHIFTERS!👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
hydras with nine heads are just as valid as hydras with twenty
DONT👏WEAR👏FLOWER👏CROWNS👏UNLESS👏YOU👏ARE👏A👏WOODLAND👏CREATURE
ROBOTS. ARE. NOT. ALL. SERVICE. WORKERS.
STOP ASKING ROBOTS WHERE TO FIND THINGS IN SUPERMARKETS
stop calling demons evil just because they defied an oppressive system
demigods have a right to both halves of their heritage!
Repeat after me kids: Kelpies do. not. have to look like horses to still be Kelpies. Kelpies who take non-equine forms are JUST AS VALID as the Kelpies who take equine forms. Stop Kelpie purism and erasure.
Friendly reminder that Wendigos are possessed by cannibalistic spirits and can’t actually help their cravings.
Stop judging Wendigos for something they can’t control!
Don’t date underage elves! Human years and elf years are not the same!
Stop the pedophilia!
Support tieflings with horns. Support tieflings without horns. Support tieflings with tails. Support tieflings without tails.
Support tieflings.
This gets longer and better every time I see it
When I first reblogged this it had 3 additions to it and now… How far we’ve come
some beings??? devour human souls???? to cope?????????
Not all eldritch being are evil. But they are pretty much indifferent to human existence. Stop feeling special humans.
Look, just because Angels were literally chosen by God doesn’t mean we are all a bunch of pretentious dicks. I mean you get people like that in any group. #NotAllAngels #EndReverseRacism.
So in all Honesty, this is actually one of the reasons I think the casting works, at least for Light. There’s a lot going on here, but I don’t think any of it comes down to simple white-washing of a character.
Even if we ignore the physical traits (such as his brown hair) that suggest the Light Yagami may be of Mixed heritage, it is apparent that he holds a very western view of justice and the world. “white boys already develop god complexes and go on killing sprees.” Light sees the world in a very western sense, and this is part of what isolates him from the others, and one reason it takes L, a more western detective, to trace his actions. He doesn’t abide by the same ideals as those around him: thats why Ryuk finds him so interesting. But there is even more to it than that.
Deathnote, from the beginning presents a holistic view of the world. yes, the setting is Japan, but the taskforce is international - L himself, along with his (for lack of a better term I will call them “accomplices” are clearly European, there’s a big fuss made over that. Over the course of the Anime, Kira’s influence spreads far beyond Japan. This is a story that doesn’t Need to take place in Japan - that’s one reason it became so popular in the western hemisphere - it is, in a sense a universal story. And this brings me to My final point:
There is a very distinct difference between the Western and Eastern audiences of Deathnote: In the east, it is far more common for viewers/readers to associate L as the hero of the story: they root for the taskforce and for the downfall of Kira. In the West, Kira is more often seen as the hero or anti-hero of the story. A western audience connects to the idea of the outcast seeking justice in his own way, and “improving” the world through the use of his power. This difference, above all else, is why It seems appropriate for Netflix to recast the series for a western audience:
Japan has their Live action Deathnote already, there have been several movies - I own them - and they take the very Japanese approach and view of the events. It seems clear to me that the Netflix series is made for the Western side of the audience. The focus is different, and the characters are MEANT to be seen differently. So it makes sense to me that those characters might be re-cast to better connect with their western audience. This is a story that already has a universal theme that it is interpreted differently by different cultures, and that is all that is happening: a different interpretation for a different culture.
Finally just to make the point: If we are to be this upset over the recasting of Light Yagame as a western actor, why are we also not up in arms over the casting of Edward Elric as a Japanese actor? The answer is because he is being cast that way for the sake of the specific audience of the production, and due to the budget constraints applicable. The reasoning is exactly the same in the case of Light.