turn the rich into biofuel

harper.      26.     he/they.     sapphic.   librarian. i am a pleasure to have in class.

[dilf-butch]

Who am I?

harper.

twenty-five.

american.

former elementary teacher.

library assistant & children's programming coordinator.

butch. [ he / they ]

my partner says I am the gilf of all time.

hobbies include: ttrpgs, rewatching the same 5 tv shows, sewing, video games, and pointlessly worrying.

The tortoise in the header is mine. His name is William, he is a russian tortoise, and he is about 16 or 17.

What Do I Post? [ and very seldom tag, apologies ]

Fandoms: Leverage, Librarians, Star Trek, TMA, The Mechanisms, Dimension 20, Timeless, LOTR

Queer (specifically lesbian) content

Goran Visnjic

News / Political / Leftist Content

Memes

Whatever strikes my fancy that I see

Where Else Can You Find Me?

harpersheroes - dnd sideblog for all my ttrpg chracters & games i run.

[voltaical-art]

wyllmancer week day 2: Sunrise Watching

[romanceyourdemons]

love how murderbot makes it about six hours as part of an actual crew before contracting a case of o captain my captainitis. classic mistake

[romanceyourdemons]

“dr mensah is murderbot’s mother figure!” “no, she’s its romantic interest!” you’re all wrong, murderbot is a jaded 19th century royal marine and dr mensah is the first charismatic captain it’s ever had and brother it did not stand a chance

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[fuckblast]

[foxlikescereal]

Comic for the epilogue of Butchers Masquerade

[elierlick]

Yet another new study debunked the basis for the anti-trans sports bans. It was never about sports but for creating legal avenues for exclusion and abjection. This is one of the largest analyses ever conducted, involving 52 studies and 6,485 trans people. Read the study here.

[lucieslucidity]

post so nice had to reblog it twice and force it down everyone's throats

[claudia-kishi]

Favorite TV Relationships ♡ Lucy Preston and Garcia Flynn (Timeless)

[romanceyourdemons]

sewing affirmations

it’s okay that i don’t have a sewing machine

i love backstitching by hand for hours

this has got to be great for my back

millions of my ancestors did this and they lived almost as long as i want to

i’m making so many beautiful things for my house—oh goddamn it

[katebeckets]

Timeless favorites [15/?] ⤷ 1.11 — “The World's Columbian Exposition” (1893)

[hood-ex]

[thisfeliciaday]

JULY 20th!!! The Guild is BACK with a Kickstarter for our Reunion movie! Please reblog if you love the show, we don’t want to pay the big platforms to reach our fans, screw that! Help us make an amazing 20th anniversary celebration! PLEASE!

[theonion]

Claiming that most people only get a fraction of the benefits the “nutritional gold mine” has to offer, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued new dietary guidelines this week encouraging Americans to drink anything that comes out of a cow. “While milk is already an established part of many American diets, it’s really only the tip of the iceberg where health-enhancing cow-based liquids are concerned,” said Kennedy, who remarked that substances ranging from cow pus and sweat to cow bile and amniotic fluid were all associated with better health outcomes in those who imbibed them.

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[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[zhoudadudugongjin]

me everytime one of my seemingly non-specific homoerotic text posts breaks containment

[inthefallofasparrow]

[monsterboyjunction]

Saw a post and decided to fix it ^^

[weevilwoodpecker]

i always reblog pro wasp propaganda to spite my phobia

[traegorn]

But most importantly, they are all friends who belong outside and not in my bathroom, hiding in my light fixture, and then flying at my face while i'm in the shower.

Outside friends, not inside friends.

[thatsbelievable]

[sakana-no-yama]