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[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Through fire and flames I WILL NEVER FORGET to post for threshold day

[annikasevenshots]

So today is the Lunar New Year of the Snake.

It is also, incidentally, Threshold Day.

Therefore, may I suggest

✨ The Year of the Salamander 🦎🧧✨

[jim-bones-spock]

[wwillywonka]

hey so what the actual fuck

edit: that's the link to the video btw^^

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if it's the same year as it was yesterday, 2024

[crystal-mouse]

BOOP!

ah whoops...

[lacefuneral]

Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.

[lacefuneral]

Why is he climbing a mountain?

[lacefuneral]

1. To hug the mountain.

2. To envelope that mountain.

3. He wants to make love to the mountain.

[lacefuneral]

Tough young guys':

1. Sinewy bodies.

2. Their fingers.

3. Teeny Toes.

Challenge:

1. The rock.

2. Death.

[lacefuneral]

Why do I climb the mountain?

[lacefuneral]

Because I'm in love.

[lacefuneral]

[kirksfattitties]

it’s mountain monday. you know what that means.

[tpols]

i love threshold day but i have to say i want the same justice for jonathan archer's insect babies!! hatchery day is february 25th

[tpols]

yes i missed the star trek holiday that i made up, we exist.

[tpols]

2 years in a row i've forgotten about this.......... i'm so sorry to jonathan archer and his insect babies

[jonathanarcher]

Mark it on your calendars people I’m going to make this a Star Trek holiday if the only person celebrating it is me standing in a corner aggressively talking about archers beautiful insect children that he kills through negligence

[bluebeetletedkord]

[trekheritageposts]

star trek heritage post (July 6th, 2022)

[iamthecutestofborg]

I know the holidays can be stressful, so this Threshold Day try to keep in mind what really matters. It's not about the gifts or the shopping, it's about breaking the warp barrier. Threshold Day is meant to be a time of transformation (into a lizard), love (for your captain/lizard wife), and spending time with your family (of lizard babies) before you abandon them on a planet forever and never think about them again.

Happy Threshold Day everyone, and don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for Tom Paris as he travels at warp 10 and exists simultaneously at every point in the universe!

[thegeminisage]

i'm just going to go ahead and make this its own post. when kirk teases spock he is SO GENTLE. "why mister spock are you feeling emotion?" and he lets spock do the vulcan equivalent of giggling and kicking his feet and going "haha nooo silly i'm a VULCAN i don't do that!!" and kirk's like "oh my apologies mister spock of COURSE not" and then they make consensual loving eyecontact with one another while smiling. when BONES senses blood in the water (spock having an emotion) he will grab spock by the scruff of his fucking neck and shake until dead. like a dog with a squirrel.

[thedeathofmyredlizard]

Data's sacrifice at the end of Star Trek: Nemesis

[almostsleepy-deactivated2019011]

[10 Days of TNG] 07 Favorite Friendship - Data + Geordi La Forge

[kingjasnah]

star trek tos movies why did you let them do thisss....................

[spaghettinatural]

because old men deserve to serve absolute cunt. next question

[walterswhitetulip-deactivated20]

kirk’s declassified starfleet survival guide

[abbieananas]

I'm sure someone else has already done this but fuck it, put the boys in the miniskirts

[frogayyyy]

extra special Amok Time Day this year because it’s been 56 years…

happy 9th pon farr spock!

[frogayyyy]

a septennial amok time anniversary occurring on a friday

this hasn’t happened since 1995 and won’t happen again until 2051!

[spirkme915]

Happy Fuck or Die Friday to all who celebrate