DinoPirate

Ryan. 26. Godless heathen. Im a dude. I write, I draw, and play lots of video games.

[killerkitty707]

“Yoink” is the opposite of “Yeet”

[wierdrocks]

But it’s just as fast

[viewtiful-kim-deactivated202105]

The Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away

[loversdreamersandyou]

[capillaries-blog]

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

[h-brook-writes]

Look, I’ll go on your stupid adventure, but you better leave me the fuck alone when we get back. 

[raineydaydelib]

Bilbo Baggins.

[hashtagloveloses]

NOT A GOOD EXAMPLE HE WAS SO INTROVERTED HE USED A CURSED OBJECT TO GET AWAY FROM PEOPLE

[kunstzauber]

are u kidding excellent example 100% relatable big mood

[foreveralone-lyguy]

[stand]

my hero

[autumnyte-old]

I was worried that the cleaner might have lost her job over this, but apparently the company that employs her stood up for her and said she was just doing her job. 

Now I can comfortably lol. 

[soradiesinkh3]

god bless you lady cause these white ppl out of hand

[alexandra-erin]

If modern art is supposed to challenge the viewer by posing the question, “What is art, really?”, it needs to be prepared for viewers to answer that question.

[not-mitchell]

Art: what is art, really? Cleaning Lady: not this

[baezia]

“thousands of dollars of art”

“crumpled newspaper, cardboard, and cookies”

Which one is it, you bourgeois lemon?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

here’s the thing

for tumblr answer time, i ask every celebrity the same question

so far i’ve done misha collins

dj khaled

troian bellisario

sean o'pry

gavin grimm

tj miller

lany

and so far not a single goddamn answer. 

i’m gonna keep going until i get a straight answer or @staff​ stops me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

still doin it

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you heathens

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer me you cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[hopepunkdave]

Have they answered u yet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no i’m furious

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

answer the question

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Perseverance is my only virtue

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cowards

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

FINALLY

Finally i get to be ignored by celebrities i respect

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh look

*cracks knuckles to dust*

@setheverman​ answer my prayers you negligent absent god

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

every single person on here? cowardly bitches. 

face your mortality. choose your requiem. 

[this-name-has-been-changed]

i cant believe this didnt end with even one person answering them. what a let down

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cast of Gotham answered!

[not-natural-moose-and-squirrel]

SOMEBODY FINALLY ANSWERED!!!!!!!

[katsen13]

[island-delver-go]

LMAO

[unbotheredmuse]

[gothcostco]

the plot chickens

[gothcostco]

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

[weedle-testaburger]

[crownleys]

My sister just sent me these of my goldfish and this is why I love her

[comedycentral]

[nickijuana]

I forgot, when I smoke I wanna kill myself 

[towmel-deactivated20201117]

[facmeamdiem]

The past week at work

[richfurry-deactivated20140621]

I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW WHERE THIS CAME FROM BUT IT SHOWED UP IN ONE OF MY GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCHES AND I SWEAR TO GOD ANY SINGLE ONE OF THESE PEOPLES FACES CAN BE A REACTION IMAGE FOR ANY OCCASION

[richfurry-deactivated20140621]

this post is going to come back from the grave 

[dinopirate]

HERE IT IS AGAIN

[viciere]

things i hate:

transphobes

institutionalized racism

banana strings

[mahimahi713]

If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings

[viciere]

brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two

[books-in-order]

This good boy is a chimera, which is an animal that is genetically two animals, in this case he’s a yellow and black lab. This means he is twice the good boy. (Not my picture, found on Facebook)

[kineticpenguin]

this is by far the least upsetting dog chimera I’ve ever seen

[bace-jeleren]

Reblogging for Good Dog Chimera

Reblog for protection from the Bad Dog Chimera™ (you know the one)

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[powerarmor]

”This Artist Brilliantly Reimagined Disney Princesses as-”

me: *already asleep*

[joshpeck]

i have never been more awake

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

i don’t post. i secrete.

[windowz97]

Good secretion op

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]