Look At My Dog

Proud of my dogs

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

sis i’m right here….

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

[yugirimistwalker]

sorry i only have a dollar

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

:(

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

hey I just realized my friend Vriska is right, they would have $22500 not $225

^my friend Vriska

[yugirimistwalker]

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

You can buy anything you want with $22500

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

apply juice to what

[zvaigzdelasas]

directly to the forehead

[asundergrowth]

Great post guys

[insomniac-arrest]

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

[insomniac-arrest]

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise* 

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

[durzio]

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

[larariumluparum]

truer words

[veresfika]

day 19(?): boredom got way worse, trying to make myself a victorian friend

[veresfika]

gained conciousness, not ashamed to show some tits

[veresfika]

no more bare tits

[veresfika]

oh shit a bow

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

having a moment

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

🎶sleeves sleeves sleeves makin puffsleeves gonna look like french meringue doesnt even rhyme at all not even a little bit🎵 shhhh shhhh go away kitty

[veresfika]

aight folks that’s it for today i have some booing to do at the tv about some shitty and inaccurate costumes

[veresfika]

good morning sluts, back to work

[veresfika]

fellas im straight up not having a good time im in the middle of a lil meltdown over how much time i’ve spent sewing roses on my skirt before realizing they were anuses (or ani like cacti? 🤔)

[veresfika]

we’re gonna be so pretty

[veresfika]

wig snatched

[veresfika]

[veresfika]

shit do i gotta act like a lady now?

[veresfika]

if I play dead it might goes away

[veresfika]

oh my im getting hotter by the minute

[veresfika]

what a lovely creature im having a real beuty and the beast moment… wait no that bitch is a furry

[improveordie]

[veresfika]

I’m SO flattered (and self-centered) i had to hang up your amd @a-sip-of-anxietea ’s drawings I just love them ❤️

[veresfika]

girl’s night out(ish) 🍻

[lemon69lol]

[veresfika]

and I already have you know, companion, a gal pal, a bosom friend, a kindred spirit as historians would say

[theartofanimation]

Fiona Hsieh  -  https://fionahsieh.tumblr.com  -  https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/fionahsieh  -  https://doglandscapes.tumblr.com  -  https://www.fionahsieh.com  -  https://twitter.com/fionapup  -  https://www.shannonassociates.com/fionahsieh  -  https://www.instagram.com/fionapups  -  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFK8EujOy7Jx8ULY_2Jet1g  -  https://www.artstation.com/fionahsieh  -  http://fionahsieh.daportfolio.com  -  https://www.imdb.com/name/nm8903187  -  https://society6.com/fionahsieh  -  https://www.linkedin.com/in/fiona-hsieh-4152b461  -  https://vimeo.com/fionahsieh  -  https://www.etsy.com/dk-en/people/fionapup

[themaarika]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ryebreadgf]

[kingofeternalfreedom]

interviewer: ppl claim you’re immortal

Keanu:

[feminismisahatemovement]

[northern-storms-deactivated2022]

He'a growing his beard back to start the cycle all over again.

[timmisny]

he absolutely could be charlemagne and paul mounet

[words-i-thought-id-never-speak]

That’s all the confirmation we need

[pop-punk-anakinz-deactivated202]

My grandfather emailed this to me

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[zio-masada-deactivated20190511]

This is one of those “I scrolled down hoping for an explanation” things

[bwarch-deactivated20181211]

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

[6-anung-un-rama-6]

The look in his eyes is majestic.

[unbitrium]

I feel like he’s a tour guide in a meninist museum who hates his job

[yungcrybby-anonymousbosch666]

he got banned for this too.

he was just telling the truth. conspiracy!

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

Your sacrifice for rustling my jimmies are dearly noted brother. May the base God bless you for eternity.

[mamasynth-deactivated20160730]

Our hero returns.

[joshpeck]

[pricepayer]

no i am going to do coke

[joshpeck]

y'all ruin everything just so you know

[creepled]

[1995lahaine]

im gonna shit

[herc18]

Wheres that guy who hates oreos

[surprisebitch]

i really did not know what to expect

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jakemorph]

I don’t think enough retellings of the Cain and Abel story make note of the fact that nobody had ever been killed or even died before when it happened. Cain had no idea beating his brother to death could possibly be a bad thing

[jakemorph]

Cain really did fuck around and find out

[nyanbinyuri]

cain: hey i wonder what’d happen if i hit abel over the head with this rock

abel: *just fucking drops like a sack of hammers*

cain:

[bochabucc]

The world wasn't ready for Megamind in 2010. I think it could be ready now. After seeing the same superhero arc in every Marvel movie, the squandered subversion in expectations from Game of Thrones, the tired consistent revamps of previously done ideas from Disney,, I petition that we just rerelease Megamind in theaters again. No changes at all. Just toss it back in there and let people experience culture and class for the first time in their lives

[flat-fish]

[dynamite5ftjewishbitch]

[azaleatown]

This website was literally so fucking stupid. You used to be able to just fucking edit somebody’s post. Like just change it entirely. Nothing was stopping you. What the fuck. Imagine logging into your youtub account and some bozo changed your funny comment to say you love being a dummy. That’s what used to happen here. Every single day.

[azaleatown]

It was the fucking best