Speak not the truth, only your most confident lies

Hi, I'm Daisy! xe/xem | 21 | rootin | tootin | currently absorbing microbials Philosophy student, aspiring musician, and self-trained producer. HMU about that if you need any of those. Taken by my wonderful boyfriends and girlfriend :) pfp by @\redbuddi

[catgirlforeskin]

My sister is doing pet play with women on roblox and I don’t have the heart to tell her it’s probably a kink for the others involved

[catgirlforeskin]

No, I can’t emphasize enough that she’s totally clueless about anything that could be weird about it, she just thinks it’s funny. I had to sit there with a straight face as she told me about how she made this girl eat off of a plate on the ground (in roblox) and sleep in a dog bed (in roblox) whenever she misbehaved and go “oh haha that’s so funny” and pretend like everything’s normal.

[ice-cream-asker-deactivated2026]

maybe

how old is she

[catgirlforeskin]

She’s in college, she isn’t like, a child

[ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct]

she looking for another dog?

[catgirlforeskin]

NO

[public-trans-it-deactivated2024]

Hey is your sister single (obviously not counting her harem of dog girls)?

[catgirlforeskin]

No she’s straight (but says she’d go gay for Taylor Swift) and has a boyfriend, sorry petplay girls

[queen-mihai]

Volunteering to stand in as this person's sister during this time of need

[catgirlforeskin]

I have a name

[unoisveimved-un-medicated]

This post really makes you take a deep breath and ponder...

[catgirlforeskin]

I swear to god if this blows up enough that it gets reposted on other social media and my sister sees you all wanting to be her roblox dog…

[alyanas-little-hideout]

this will be 100k notes. I feel it.

[catgirlforeskin]

Sorry liberals, despite 400 tags saying “posts that have 100k to me,” we’re capping out at a nice cool 11k. My white ass is not making it onto tiktok, no robot lady is going to read this text, and my sister is not seeing it. Thank you all for playing

[ironwoman359]

Don’t sell yourself short just yet

[catgirlforeskin]

Everything is fine. I’m going to live forever

[quendergeer]

never seen a notes total as a punchline before

[catgirlforeskin]

Since I've gotten dozens of asks and comments about this, NO, my sister still hasn't seen this post, but she is gay now

[bhawk-goose]

So it is a sex thing

[lmdhawk]

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A screenshot of a reply from @ouppykittygirlmurderinstinct from Oct 29 (year unspecified) "...is it not a kink for her?"

a screenshot of a reply from @dizzydaisy909 from 9 hours previous "posts that have 100k to me. most unhinged thread on this webbeh sute". (Spelling and grammar copied exactly from the original).

A screenshot of tumblr tags. "#future heritage post".

A screenshot of tumbr tags. "#this starts like reading a gossip blog and ends like watching a saw tape".

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[dingdongyouarewrong]

I'm making a thing and I need your help!

Hi everyone! I am currently casting for my next project. it's a mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. it's structured exactly like a real video, but with a fake Kickstarter scandal, fake screenshots, actors, the whole apparatus; it is basically both a pastiche and a critique of the format itself. American Vandal for video essays.

I need to cast JENNA, a small indie TTRPG creator who gets caught up in the story. Trans woman, mid-20s, any ethnicity, the character is American. she's nerdy and earnest and a little rambly. The video starts as what looks like a standard """accountability""" video about a failed Kickstarter - but it's not. Jenna is not the villain. The audience is meant to end up in her corner.

It's a paid role ($500 CAD), self-tape from home, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue total. You don't need an acting resume. You need to be able to make game design sound genuinely exciting. :)

Full details and audition sides here!

Deadline is Dec 20. Reblogs are so appreciated!!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

I'm making a thing and I need your help!

Hi everyone! I am currently casting for my next project. it's a mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. it's structured exactly like a real video, but with a fake Kickstarter scandal, fake screenshots, actors, the whole apparatus; it is basically both a pastiche and a critique of the format itself. American Vandal for video essays.

I need to cast JENNA, a small indie TTRPG creator who gets caught up in the story. Trans woman, mid-20s, any ethnicity, the character is American. she's nerdy and earnest and a little rambly. The video starts as what looks like a standard """accountability""" video about a failed Kickstarter - but it's not. Jenna is not the villain. The audience is meant to end up in her corner.

It's a paid role ($500 CAD), self-tape from home, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue total. You don't need an acting resume. You need to be able to make game design sound genuinely exciting. :)

Full details and audition sides here!

Deadline is Dec 20. Reblogs are so appreciated!!

[dingdongyouarewrong]

I'm making a thing and I need your help!

Hi everyone! I am currently casting for my next project. it's a mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. it's structured exactly like a real video, but with a fake Kickstarter scandal, fake screenshots, actors, the whole apparatus; it is basically both a pastiche and a critique of the format itself. American Vandal for video essays.

I need to cast JENNA, a small indie TTRPG creator who gets caught up in the story. Trans woman, mid-20s, any ethnicity, the character is American. she's nerdy and earnest and a little rambly. The video starts as what looks like a standard """accountability""" video about a failed Kickstarter - but it's not. Jenna is not the villain. The audience is meant to end up in her corner.

It's a paid role ($500 CAD), self-tape from home, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue total. You don't need an acting resume. You need to be able to make game design sound genuinely exciting. :)

Full details and audition sides here!

Deadline is Dec 20. Reblogs are so appreciated!!

[partywithponies]

Women can write m/m. Men can write f/f. Asexuals can write filthy smut. Lesbians and gay men can write m/f. It's all arbitrary anyway. Who give a shit.

[partywithponies]

"Oh but they don't have an experience of-" I don't have any experience committing or solving murders either but that's still mostly what I read and write about.

[rmhashauthor]

I've never banged an alien but here we are.

[partywithponies]

You've never banged an alien yet! There's always time!

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you've never banged an alien yet

[lesbianhouseplant]

Wait fuck I reblogged without reading that last bit

[muse-meter]

I had assumed lesbian houseplants might see more terrestrial action

[hemipenal-system]

someone signed you up for a monthly subscription lootbox. the problem is it’s all dragon self-care stuff. what are you supposed to do with lavender wing-oil and horn polish. you don’t need a fancy brush to clean your flame glands because you don’t have flame glands

[hemipenal-system]

the next month’s box has, among other things, a 3 month supply of wyveriol. you figure, what the hell, why not? you follow a couple of dragons on tumblr, and their posting isn’t generally for you usually but they do talk all the time about how most of the stuff that happens in the first 3 months is reversible if you don’t like it. besides, you don’t even really like your body all that much

[hemipenal-system]

it’s been a little more than two months. you haven’t noticed anything drastic thus far. your sense of smell is way stronger, your sense of taste is a little less good. you’ve gotten really into spicy food and your tolerance for it has gone up a lot. you haven’t told your roommate you’re doing this and she might be getting suspicious about all the meat you bring home since your diet started changing

you’ve lived together for a while, but you aren’t really friends. she doesn’t talk much and just kind of stays in her room all the time. you’re just kinda the guy she lives with. you know she’s trans but you don’t know much about that and it doesn’t really bother you. she vacuums the floors when you’re out and always takes the trash out when it’s her turn. what do you care if she used to be a guy

the weird part is you can smell her now. it’s not unpleasant per se, it just smells like her. you’re very aware of the fact that someone else is living in your den apartment. you don’t mind, though

[hemipenal-system]

at the end of month 3 you go to the doctor to try to get more humanity replacement therapy stuff. you’ve decided you quite like this. unfortunately, your doctor calls you a freak and you storm out

you’re sulking at home that night when your roommate gets back and asks if you’re ok. you start crying and confess to everything, telling her you’re a dragon. she laughs and says she knows, you keep leaving your needles in the bathroom, but she wasn’t going to make you come out to her and she figured you were just a human girl

she puts her hand in yours and says she knows a lot of- what? “therians”? oh, there’s a word for people like you? that’s pretty cool. she’ll reach out to some of her nonhuman friends in the area and see if anyone has doctor recommendations for you. you wish you had a tail to curl around her

[hemipenal-system]

your new doctor is also a therian and she's cool as fuck! you didn't know spotted hyenas could be doctors but good for her. you walked into her office, and ten minutes later you were walking out with a script for six months of wyveriol. best doctor's appointment you've ever had

it's been about four months now - your roommate called a friend of hers named Shale, who had a lot of spare stuff stocked up and was happy to give you some. "the more dragons the merrier," she had chuckled in a beautifully melodic deep, reverberating voice. were you going to sound like that? god, you hoped so

your skin itches all the time now. apparently it's your scales growing in under it? you went to the library and checked out every book you could find on what was going to happen to you and meticulously took notes, and Shale and some of her other dragon friends gave you all the info they had too. the itching is bad everywhere but it's horrible in your upper back. your proto-wings are fucking with your spine a little bit and you can't really wear shirts anymore. good thing it's fall and you can get really into shawls and claim it's an alt fashion thing

[hemipenal-system]

ohhhhhh you’re a girl. well that explains a lot actually

[klinsy-deactivated20170606]

FULLVIEW

[fullsaphir]

Sayla & Mirai

[beef-estrogenoff-deactivated202]

"go to hell" is basic. "i hope your favorite franchise gets an instalment led by hideaki anno and all the comments are "i'm not usually a fan of this genre but i liked this so that should tell you how good it is"" is smart. it's possible. it's terrifying

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I swear to god if our housemate doesn't wash her dirty dishes before she goes on her lesbian camping weekend, I'm putting them in her fucking bed.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Update: she washed her two dirty pots, took one of them camping with her (that belongs to us and she didn't ask if it was OK but w/ever) and left all her dirty plates and stuff for us to load into the dishwasher for her.

[tachyon-log]

beep

Ah! It is the beeper. Hello, dear.

[lyril]

compilation

[sakuu]

(Xユーザーのあばら屋さん: 「https://t.co/YeuVnC7cBz」 / Xから)

[angelicguy]

people who are obsessed with IQ would buckle if there was a number associated with how pleasant you are to interact with

[achesspiece]

the world is a mess but at least we still have cunnilingus and spicy curry

[achesspiece]

um. you probably should not mix these activities

[achesspiece]

[dogpuppy]

[colorfeels]

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

[playgrounder]

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

[hygienequeen-deactivated2016021]

Ive never laughed so hard at a post